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TheMagnificentWolf
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December 31, 2013 7:03pm UTC

I haven't breathed since last year.

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TheMagnificentWolf
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December 31, 2013 2:39pm UTC

Why did the skeleton go to the party alone?
He had no body to go with him.

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TheMagnificentWolf
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December 30, 2013 4:25pm UTC

Every fictional character I love dies.
They always die.
Just tell me WHY?
\(o_o)/

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TheMagnificentWolf
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December 29, 2013 11:14am UTC

Everybody in my house is asleep, but when I want to take a nap during the day it's always "NOOOOOOOO, maybe spent some time with the family for a change."

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TheMagnificentWolf
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December 24, 2013 7:18am UTC

What did one wave say to the other wave?
Nothing, they just waved.

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TheMagnificentWolf
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December 24, 2013 4:10am UTC

I thought that it is going to feel like Christmas for once, but then i heard my parents fighting again.

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TheMagnificentWolf
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December 23, 2013 8:26am UTC

My Friend: How about we go outside tomorrow if the weather is ok?
Me: Sure, haha ha
Next day
Me: *looks out the window hoping that it rains*

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TheMagnificentWolf
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December 21, 2013 3:04pm UTC

If heaven's grief brings hell's rain
Then I'd trade all my tomorrows for just one yesterday

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TheMagnificentWolf
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December 15, 2013 2:51pm UTC

Most girls are annoyed and sad because their crush is famous and doesn’t know they exist.
Imagine having a crush on a fictional character……
but that’s probably just me anyway
ಠ_ರೃ

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TheMagnificentWolf
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December 15, 2013 2:42pm UTC

Every time I get shampoo into my eye:
I’m going to go blind this time for sure.

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TheMagnificentWolf
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December 15, 2013 12:32pm UTC

I’m watching this cool movie where dogs are able to talk :D
Ahhh, the joy of being alone in the house.

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TheMagnificentWolf
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December 15, 2013 12:24pm UTC

Random Confession #2
I’m scared of ladybirds.
Seriously I’m more okay with spiders than I am with ladybirds.

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TheMagnificentWolf
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December 15, 2013 12:15pm UTC

Random Confession #1
I’m terrified of the dark.
I had to go on a walk with my dog once and it was dark.
When I came back home I was nearly crying.

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TheMagnificentWolf
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December 15, 2013 11:33am UTC

So…. I’m in my pyjamas since Friday.
Just doing nothing and watching anime….
The thought of going to school tomorrow leaves me mentally broken.

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TheMagnificentWolf
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December 8, 2013 12:55pm UTC

This year in school we can send candy canes.
So I’m thinking about sending myself one with a message "You are the most amazing, cool, clever, pretty, smart, magnificent and beautiful person I ever met." or something.

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TheMagnificentWolf
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December 2, 2013 5:24pm UTC

Teacher: I have good and bad news for you. Bad I have to go for a meeting, good I left you some work to do.
Me: Isn’t it the opposite way around? .-.

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TheMagnificentWolf
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December 2, 2013 5:02pm UTC

Every time we have an assembly instead of registration
Me: Don’t tell me we have to stand for the whole 15 minutes.
Nonexistent Friend: I’m afraid that’s the case.
Me: Life is so unfair, I shall start a rebellion.

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TheMagnificentWolf
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December 1, 2013 4:53pm UTC

I hate it when people call me socially awkward only because I’m quiet or act awkward.
Believe me I can actually have a conversation with somebody if I’d want to.
It's just that I'd rather not.

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TheMagnificentWolf
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November 29, 2013 4:35pm UTC

I only made an account on Facebook because I thought that the games were cool.

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TheMagnificentWolf
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November 26, 2013 5:18pm UTC

I hope it snows this year
I didn't see snow for like 3 years

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