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TheMagnificentWolf

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Member Since: 7 Oct 2013 12:27pm

Last Seen: 21 Oct 2016 05:14pm

Location: My den

Gender: F

user id: 372897

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Hello human beings,
I like wolves, dogs and I also like drawing, painting and watching anime.
If some of those quotes sound too cool to be real, then they are probably anime quotes.
I like blue and green. I also like snow, rain and when it’s cold.
I don’t really like the sun because it shines and doesn’t listen to me.
I also love my friends, Mr. Tree, The Walls, The Chairs and The Ground. They all keep me well and safe while I’m in school. They are also a very good company.

TheMagnificentWolf
posted a quote
June 25, 2014 4:41pm UTC

Me texting my friend
Friend: Today I went to the zoo, went on a 100 km walk, went to Alaska, got a dog and named it Spot, went shopping and many other productive things.
Friend: What did you do?
Me: ummm you know the usual…. watched 20 episodes of (insert name of an anime here)
Friend: oh....cool

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TheMagnificentWolf
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June 25, 2014 4:09pm UTC

So the other day I was outside at 6 o’clock in the evening, I was thinking about the way I’m only 12 years old and I can be outside so late and then I realized that I’m actually 14, soon turning 15 and I was like whaaaaaaat

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June 25, 2014 3:56pm UTC

In my mind everything stays bright
That’s what keeps me alive
On the bad and dark days
I feel happiness, only when I daydream
Everything there feels so right
I just wish it could all come alive

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TheMagnificentWolf
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April 5, 2014 4:25pm UTC

So today I saw crows.
They were chasing a piece of a wrapper that the wind was blowing away. The disappointment they will feel when they catch it.
It was funny to stare at them though.
Does this make me evil?

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TheMagnificentWolf
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April 5, 2014 4:21pm UTC

Next time you point a finger
I'll point you to the mirror

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March 18, 2014 3:53pm UTC

Me: Let’s play follow the leader with that guy
My Friend: But you don’t know where he lives
Me: I will find out
Me: *whispers* soon enough

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February 22, 2014 3:10pm UTC

I have a sick habit of comparing anything I do to others.
I won’t get anywhere in life If I keep on doing that, but it's just frustrating.
No matter how hard you will try, there will always be somebody your age that can do it better.

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TheMagnificentWolf
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February 22, 2014 2:56pm UTC

When I draw something
Me: If you slightly close your eyes, tilt your head over to the left and walk away a couple of meters it looks alright

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February 22, 2014 4:41am UTC

Me: *wakes up*
Me: *argues with myself for 15 minutes about how cold it will be if I get out of bed* Me: I wonder if my parents can hear me

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TheMagnificentWolf
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February 21, 2014 5:31am UTC

Night vision
Step 1) Cover one of your eyes in a brightly lit room
Step 2) Wait for a couple of minutes
Step 3) Turn of the light
Step 4) Uncover your eye and enjoy your night vision
Step 5) Don’t get too scared of what you will be able to see now (buahahahahaha)

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TheMagnificentWolf
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February 20, 2014 4:04pm UTC

So…the other day my parents called me mentally sick.I'm going to make then regret it.
Mum: Could you hand me over the remote?
Me: That’s too hard for me, remember you said I’m mentally sick the other day.
Mum: -_-

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TheMagnificentWolf
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February 19, 2014 3:19pm UTC

I love being hugged but I hate getting hugs. Do you see my problem?

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February 2, 2014 8:35am UTC

Me: *gets disconnected from the internet*
Me: *writes a song about it*
My energy is lost I can feel only rage going through my veins
The appeal to live is lost
My heart cannot mend
Unless I will get some help
This is happening to many times
Going overboard lately, I've lost my count
I can’t help but cry
When you’re gone
In the middle of my game
I’m in pain, can’t you see?
I still feel anger
But I'm ready to forgive if you just come back now
So don’t be afraid
I haven’t forgotten you
I feel empty ever since you left my laptop
No videos will load
I'm going insane
Come back
I need your help

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January 28, 2014 3:30pm UTC

So…today in class, one of my friends shouted out it’s my Birthday.
Everybody started singing Happy Birthday…oh god why......
-_-
I’m going to keep in mind when their birthday is.

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TheMagnificentWolf
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January 9, 2014 4:23pm UTC

It has now gotten to the point that when I raise my hand to ask a question, the teacher just glares at me and gives me an annoyed "What is it now?"

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January 5, 2014 3:56pm UTC

Every time I come back from school and I wonder what's going to be for dinner, I expect something bad so that when it is something bad I don't get too disappointed.

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January 5, 2014 6:53am UTC

Today was the third time I had a nightmare about forgetting to bring my locker keys to school. This is what school does to you.

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TheMagnificentWolf
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January 4, 2014 2:58pm UTC

What's the difference between a fly and a bird?
A bird can fly but a fly can't bird.

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January 4, 2014 2:30pm UTC

Me: Hey mum, what’s for dinner today?
Mum:
Me: Mum?
Mum: Oh my God, WHAT DO YOU WANT?
Do you seriously have to keep on annoying me every day, asking those stupid questions all the time?
Do you really have nothing better to do?
Are you doing this on purpose or are you just an idiot?

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TheMagnificentWolf
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January 1, 2014 7:56am UTC

Life would be so much easier if making friends in real life would be as simple as making friends on witty.

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