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TheMaggieBell

1. TheMaggieBell
   posted a quote
   November 14, 2011 4:40pm UTC
   Today,
   i walked into a 7th grade girl smoking in the bathroom
   [♥] if you're against smoking
   
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2. TheMaggieBell
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   November 9, 2011 5:24pm UTC
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3. TheMaggieBell
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   November 6, 2011 4:12pm UTC
   I t 's a m a z i n g
   what peope do just to get attention..
   
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4. TheMaggieBell
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   October 20, 2011 6:53pm UTC
   fave this, then press Ctrl W
   
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5. TheMaggieBell
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   October 14, 2011 3:31pm UTC
   Me: this song is so old..
   Friend: so is your mom, but you still listen to her..
   
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6. TheMaggieBell
   posted a quote
   October 12, 2011 5:13pm UTC
   Trying to explain my love for you
   is like trying to explain the taste of water...
   impossible
   ♥
   
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7. TheMaggieBell
   posted a quote
   October 6, 2011 9:03pm UTC
   H E L L O
   my name is
   I like turtles
   
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8. TheMaggieBell
   posted a quote
   October 6, 2011 8:52pm UTC
   that awkward moment when
   your cat jumps on your bed then lays on top of your head so your just laying there saying: this cat smells like it died on the inside. and then the cat starts talking to you and your just like whoa. did i just imagine that then you realize you did imagine that and you were dreaming. so you wake up then go to your kitchen and have some breakfast and go to school and its not awkward at all..
   
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9. TheMaggieBell
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   October 4, 2011 7:05pm UTC
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10. TheMaggieBell
    posted a quote
    October 3, 2011 5:49pm UTC
    My mom thought "LOL" meant: Lots Of Love
    so one day she texted me saying:
    Grandma died, LOL
    
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11. TheMaggieBell
    posted a quote
    October 2, 2011 8:23pm UTC
    No matter how hard he
    tries, that British guy will
    never be as good as
    BILLY MAYS
    ♥
    nmf
    
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12. TheMaggieBell
    posted a quote
    September 30, 2011 10:55pm UTC
    An apple a day
    will keep the doctor away
    but if the doctor is hot
    let the apple rot
    ♥
    
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13. TheMaggieBell
    posted a quote
    September 29, 2011 6:57pm UTC
    I HAVE NEVER BEEN HAPPIER IN MY LIFE
    why?
    Not because he asked me out.
    Not because we kissed for the first time.
    BECAUSE THERE'S A NEW SEASON OF SPONGEBOB COMING OUT
    ♥
    
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14. TheMaggieBell
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    September 27, 2011 4:42pm UTC
    & I want a guy I can just
    >>tell everything to<<
    
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15. TheMaggieBell
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    September 26, 2011 7:20pm UTC
    CRAP
    i like you.
    
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16. TheMaggieBell
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    September 25, 2011 8:43pm UTC
    Thank God I found the good in goodbye
    ♥
    
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17. TheMaggieBell
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    September 14, 2011 6:27pm UTC
    food.
    
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18. TheMaggieBell
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    September 12, 2011 4:58pm UTC
    DontJudge
    Because my favorite number
    of the alphabet
    is purple
    nmf
    
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19. TheMaggieBell
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2011 5:14pm UTC
    'I love my boyfriend!'
    'He gives the best kisses!'
    'We kiss in the pouring rain!'
    ♥ ♥ ♥
    I kiss my cat.. -__-
    
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20. TheMaggieBell
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    September 9, 2011 6:57pm UTC
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