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TheLoveOfYourLife

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Member Since: 13 May 2011 09:41pm

Last Seen: 16 Aug 2011 05:49pm

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Brianna
19/single/HMU.

If  you have OWD
*obsessive witty disorder*

  1. TheLoveOfYourLife TheLoveOfYourLife
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2011 8:48am UTC
    11:11
    happens twice a day cuz everyone deserves a
    [ ( SecoND cHaNce ) ]

  2. TheLoveOfYourLife TheLoveOfYourLife
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2011 8:35am UTC
    Dear Miley Cyrus,
    When you fall... is it considered a
    Hoedown?

  3. TheLoveOfYourLife TheLoveOfYourLife
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2011 8:30am UTC
    Dear Substitute Teachers,
    Please understand that that is my real name. I am not joking.
    Sincerely,
    Oliver Titzwiggle.

  4. TheLoveOfYourLife TheLoveOfYourLife
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2011 8:21am UTC
    Dear Dog,
    I gave you that stuffed animal to play with.
    Not to do that with it...♥

  5. TheLoveOfYourLife TheLoveOfYourLife
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2011 8:17am UTC
    Dear person eating lipgloss,
    Its ' scented ',
    Not Flavored

  6. TheLoveOfYourLife TheLoveOfYourLife
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2011 7:19pm UTC
    Please Read.
    A couple of days ago, my friends brother got into a car crash with a tree. His name is Steven. It was at 4:00 in the morning, and he was drunk. His best friend Jay was also in the car at the time, and he was killed. Steven was arrested, and his lungs collapsed, and other severe injuries, so hes in the hospital. Nobody knows if hes going to survive or not. Even if he does, he'll have to go to jail for the next 25 years or more.
    And he has to live his whole entire life in jail right now, knowing that he killed his best friend..
    Fave if you think drunk driving is wrong.
    And if you read the whole thing, i love you.
    * i put it in funny just so you'll all read it, since most people go there, so no mean comments about it.

  7. TheLoveOfYourLife TheLoveOfYourLife
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2011 6:39pm UTC
    The world is going to hell...
    And im driving the bus..

  8. TheLoveOfYourLife TheLoveOfYourLife
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2011 6:31pm UTC
    The minute you walk
    into a spider web, and you become a karate master.
    format cr

  9. TheLoveOfYourLife TheLoveOfYourLife
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2011 6:25pm UTC
    If you're plan A doesn't work...
    Dont worry. The alphabet has 25 more letters.

  10. TheLoveOfYourLife TheLoveOfYourLife
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2011 6:10pm UTC
    Its 6:01
    and im still waiting to die. ♥

  11. TheLoveOfYourLife TheLoveOfYourLife
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2011 6:04pm UTC
    I TAKE THE, "THE"
    out of psychotherapist.

  12. TheLoveOfYourLife TheLoveOfYourLife
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2011 4:55pm UTC
    t he look you give your friends
    when a teachers butt is in your face.

  13. TheLoveOfYourLife TheLoveOfYourLife
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2011 12:29pm UTC
    My mom said she learned how to swim when someone took her out in the lake and threw her off a boat.
    I said to her, "Mom... they weren't trying to teach you to swim."

  14. TheLoveOfYourLife TheLoveOfYourLife
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2011 12:21pm UTC
    In elementary school,
    in case of a fire, you have to line up in a line from smallest to tallest.
    W h a t s t h e l o g i c ?
    Do taller people burn slower? ♥

  15. TheLoveOfYourLife TheLoveOfYourLife
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2011 12:15pm UTC
    SHE'S
    BROKEN
    nmf/nmq

  16. TheLoveOfYourLife TheLoveOfYourLife
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2011 4:14pm UTC
    "Okay, if we get caught,
    You slipped and fell
    o n m y
    P e n i s "
    .♥.

  17. TheLoveOfYourLife TheLoveOfYourLife
    posted a quote
    May 13, 2011 10:31pm UTC
    Yo u c a n ' t h u m w i t h y o u r
    no se c l o s e d
    f a v e i f y o u j u s t t r i e d . .

  18. TheLoveOfYourLife TheLoveOfYourLife
    posted a quote
    May 13, 2011 10:25pm UTC
    Anatidaephobia
    Is the fear that somewhere, in the world, there is a duck watching you. ♥

  19. TheLoveOfYourLife TheLoveOfYourLife
    posted a quote
    May 13, 2011 9:50pm UTC
    TO DO LIST:
    Him.

:)

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