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happiest*
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March 11, 2014 3:25pm UTC

spelling bee moderator: contestant 142, your word is “fergalicious” contestant: *looks around nervously* um… could i please have a definition?
moderator: *flips through dictionary* “fergalicious. definition: make them boys go loco.”

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TheHalfback
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March 11, 2014 7:56pm UTC

been loving this girl since summer of 2012 <3 love you Gia

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daniigee
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September 29, 2013 12:55pm UTC

I would like to thank my arms, for
always being by my side. My legs,
for always supporting me, and my
fingers...because i can always
count on them.

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daniigee
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September 29, 2013 12:51pm UTC

s.hit i forgot to study for my pregnancy test

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daniigee
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September 29, 2013 11:36pm UTC

"People were created to be loved, things were created to be used; the reason why the world is in chaos right now is because things are being loved, and people are being used."
— Unknown

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daniigee
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October 17, 2013 10:26pm UTC

will you still love me when im no longer young and swag as fück

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Hale_Storm18
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December 21, 2013 12:32pm UTC

Too ugly for LA.
Too stupid for New York.

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cujo*
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December 19, 2013 9:57am UTC

i do believe in love
i don't believe it always brings good things
but i do believe it is worth the heartbreaks
i do believe in love

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bye*
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December 19, 2013 5:18pm UTC

if you're still up at 4 a.m., you're either in love or lonely,
and i dont know which is worse

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AnaCastro196
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December 19, 2013 5:32pm UTC

Perks of dating me: i laugh at
my own jokes so you don't need to

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ChocoTaco
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December 16, 2013 7:48pm UTC

Me: *Creates entire army with followers and overthrows humanity*

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ArmagedonNinjaX
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December 16, 2013 3:58pm UTC

My dad found out I had an imaginary girlfriend.
He said, "You know you could do better."
"Thanks dad, that means a lot.", I replied
"I was talking to your girlfriend."

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