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TheGurlWithTheCurls

1. TheGurlWithTheCurls
   posted a quote
   October 1, 2014 1:30pm UTC
   This is my first time on Witty in over a year.
   
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2. TheGurlWithTheCurls
   posted a quote
   June 12, 2013 3:49pm UTC
   If you have pizza with a radius of "z" and a
   thickness of "a", then the volume is Pi(z*z)a
   
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3. TheGurlWithTheCurls
   posted a quote
   June 12, 2013 3:41pm UTC
   No matter how hard we try,
   none of us will ever be as
   s.exy as the green M&M.
   
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4. TheGurlWithTheCurls
   posted a quote
   June 7, 2013 1:30pm UTC
   I
   Love
   Your sister
   Story of my life
   
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5. TheGurlWithTheCurls
   posted a quote
   June 6, 2013 10:04pm UTC
   Friends talk about crushes. Best friends talk about poop.
   
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6. TheGurlWithTheCurls
   posted a quote
   June 5, 2013 11:41am UTC
   My friend over there really wants your number so they know where to get a hold of me in the morning.
   
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7. TheGurlWithTheCurls
   posted a quote
   June 3, 2013 11:30pm UTC
   What if Pinocchio said "My nose will grow" ?
   
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8. TheGurlWithTheCurls
   posted a quote
   June 3, 2013 11:28pm UTC
   I need a nap... And by nap I mean a
   small coma so I can hide from my life.
   
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9. TheGurlWithTheCurls
   posted a quote
   June 3, 2013 11:23pm UTC
   Girls are like
   apples on trees. The best
   ones are at the top of the tree.
   The boys don't want to reach for
   the good ones because they are afraid
   of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they
   just get the rotten apples from the ground
   that aren't as good, but easy. So the apples
   at the top think there's something wrong with
   them, when in reality, they're amazing
   They just have to wait for the right
   boy to come along, the one
   who's brave enough
   to climb
   all the way
   to the top
   of the tree.
   
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10. TheGurlWithTheCurls
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2013 2:33pm UTC
    I like saying things I see on witty in real life and having people think I'm a comic genius.
    
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11. TheGurlWithTheCurls
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2013 9:05am UTC
    Don't judge a book by its cover. My math textbook has a picture of
    someone enjoying themselves on it. I did not enjoy myself at all.
    
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12. TheGurlWithTheCurls
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2013 10:33am UTC
    And I think to myself,
    "What a wonderful world!"
    
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13. TheGurlWithTheCurls
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2013 9:54am UTC
    “Would you love me if I didn’t
    work out or I didn’t change my
    natural hair? And I could be the
    one you want to grow older with,
    baby. I’ll give you all that I got.”
    
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14. TheGurlWithTheCurls
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2013 2:08pm UTC
    Do you guys realize we can change our lives any time we want? Like, you can just go ahead and delete your blog, stop eating meat, shave your head, start running, tell that person you hate why you hate them so much, confess your love to someone and kiss them unexpectedly. Why don't we do that?
    
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15. TheGurlWithTheCurls
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2013 1:59pm UTC
    Always remember that you are not worthless, organs are extremely expensive on the black market
    
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16. TheGurlWithTheCurls
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2013 1:57pm UTC
    Do you ever think about the word 'can't'?
    Like, when you say, "Why can't you get me some ice cream?"
    You're really saying, "Why can not you get me some ice cream?"
    
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17. TheGurlWithTheCurls
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2013 11:54am UTC
    That's a very nice opinion you have there.
    Too bad it's wrong.
    
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18. TheGurlWithTheCurls
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2013 10:17am UTC
    Friend: You know you're best friends when you finish each other's. . .
    Me: . . .Hamburgers!
    Friend: >.<
    
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19. TheGurlWithTheCurls
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2013 1:20pm UTC
    "She's the prom queen, I'm in the marching band.
    She's a cheerleader, I'm sitting in the stands.
    I get a little bit, she gets a little more.
    She's Miss America...
    I'm just the girl next door"
    
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20. TheGurlWithTheCurls
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2013 9:17am UTC
    Beauty is on the inside. For example: a fridge
    
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