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SummerLove13
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August 30, 2013 3:04pm UTC

that moment when someone is in your house and they go..
'hey do you have a bathroom?'
your just like,
no we just sh/t in the garden.. obviously we have a bathroom

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TypicalTeen
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August 15, 2013 1:28am UTC

So this is random but is there anyone who is older than 13 and has not had their first kiss yet?.... like if you haven't.

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chasingsunshine
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August 3, 2013 9:35pm UTC

I'm no longer happy
Yes, I still laugh
Yes, I still smile
Yes, I still act happy
But something has changed
Something has clicked
And I fear it will never click back
{RV}

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Livelovemusic11
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August 2, 2013 10:00pm UTC

*Reads the last line again*
*Closes the book*
*Deep sigh*
*Screams*
*Throws book out the window*
*Jumps out the window after it*
*Writhes in pain while clutching the book*
*Cries and rocks it back and forth*
*Puts it back down on the shelf*
*Deep breath*
*Calls friend* “read this book”

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BulletproofLove
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June 1, 2013 12:52pm UTC

I've always been obsessed with happy songs that have morbid lyrics.
- Vic Fuentes

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cookiemonster07
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July 1, 2013 2:48pm UTC

if you don't get my Harry Potter references then there's something Siriusly Ron with you.

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PrettyUnicorn101
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July 1, 2013 2:20am UTC

I dont know where its going. My heart I mean.

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capsized*
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June 25, 2013 4:06pm UTC

time flies when you’re throwing watches

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bye*
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June 24, 2013 5:18pm UTC

bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me

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capsized*
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June 25, 2013 3:40pm UTC

I don’t know how all these teenagers sneak
out at night I’m too lazy to even get out of bed

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PrettyUnicorn101
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April 28, 2013 2:35pm UTC

i am scared to say i love bacon, because one day i named my best friend's brother bacon.....my mistake in life

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PrettyUnicorn101
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April 28, 2013 2:14pm UTC

Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Therefore i am a Potato.
-Potato

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PrettyUnicorn101
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April 25, 2013 7:06pm UTC

Gravity does'nt apply to you if you fall UP the stairs

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PrettyUnicorn101
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June 1, 2013 11:15am UTC

Im on a seafood diet. I see food and i eat it

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pigglywiggly
posted a quote
March 1, 2013 4:37pm UTC

we were sitting side by side
i moved towards you
i felt my body getting anxious
until
i touched you
it was the most beautiful feeling
then
my mouth moved closer to yours
i consumed you
satisfaction
i love you
pizza

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PrettyUnicorn101
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May 29, 2013 7:15pm UTC

Unicorns are real. They're just fat, gray, and we call them Rhinos

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