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TheCovertComic

1. TheCovertComic
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   September 24, 2022 1:08am UTC
   Why do you want to be when you grow up?
   
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2. TheCovertComic
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   September 17, 2022 3:04am UTC
   The true chasm you struggle to cross is that of how to correctly pronounce the word 'chasm.'
   
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3. TheCovertComic
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   September 10, 2022 1:03am UTC
   It's called the vitreous humor, not the vitreous gravitas.
   
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4. TheCovertComic
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   September 3, 2022 3:03am UTC
   It isn't that I'm not a cat person, it's just that I'm not a cat person person.
   
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5. TheCovertComic
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   August 27, 2022 2:37am UTC
   Life on Earth is based on carbon. In that sense I definitely qualify as carbon neutral.
   
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6. TheCovertComic
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   August 20, 2022 1:44am UTC
   Guess if I can, choose if I dare? I dare say I can, but I guess I'll choose not to.
   
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7. TheCovertComic
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   August 13, 2022 4:09am UTC
   The questions are more important than the answers
   ... right?
   
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8. TheCovertComic
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   August 5, 2022 11:57pm UTC
   LASIK Poem
   Boys don't make passes
   At girls who wear glasses
   But in his dreams every boy seduces
   A girl with laser-assisted in situ keratomileusis
   
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9. TheCovertComic
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   July 30, 2022 2:04pm UTC
   I stand by my principles. The fact that I stand several feet away from them with my face covered is purely a health precaution.
   
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10. TheCovertComic
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    July 23, 2022 3:47am UTC
    I'll have a mixed reality with a tangy vinaigrette.
    
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11. TheCovertComic
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    July 23, 2022 3:43am UTC
    There are √-4 sides to every √-1 story.
    
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12. TheCovertComic
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    July 16, 2022 1:56pm UTC
    Better a femme fatale than a femme coupure de papier.
    
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13. TheCovertComic
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    July 9, 2022 2:54am UTC
    Thinking about moving to the Equator so I can be upgraded to a tropical depression.
    
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14. TheCovertComic
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    July 9, 2022 2:53am UTC
    Thinking about moving to the Equator so I can be upgraded to a tropical depression.
    
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15. TheCovertComic
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    July 2, 2022 12:38am UTC
    Wall, wall, behind the mirror
    Who the hell put this spy cam here???
    
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16. TheCovertComic
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    June 18, 2022 2:56am UTC
    I looked up the definition of 'denouement.'
    Talk about a denouement.
    
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17. TheCovertComic
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    June 11, 2022 2:43am UTC
    How about you grant me a little serenity, and then maybe we'll talk. – God
    
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18. TheCovertComic
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    June 4, 2022 2:59am UTC
    I knew in the end she would do what she had to do.
    ... I just never thought it would be my end she did it in.
    
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19. TheCovertComic
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    June 4, 2022 2:58am UTC
    Tempers flared? It could have been worse - they could have been wide-leg.
    
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20. TheCovertComic
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    June 4, 2022 2:57am UTC
    This broken escalator phenomenon called life.
    
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