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1. TheCovertComic
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   January 7, 2023 3:21am UTC
   The question isn’t what the future holds – the question is why the future has to squeeze them so hard.
   
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2. TheCovertComic
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   December 31, 2022 3:33am UTC
   Only time will tell.
   ... And even then, only if time is offered a plea deal.
   
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3. TheCovertComic
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   December 24, 2022 2:05am UTC
   If I really want my life to change, it’s up to me to hire a life coach to change it.
   
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4. TheCovertComic
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   December 17, 2022 3:17am UTC
   I said I had skin in the game. I never said it was mine.
   
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5. TheCovertComic
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   December 17, 2022 3:15am UTC
   Every synonym for 'ersatz' is superior to it.
   
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6. TheCovertComic
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   December 10, 2022 3:41am UTC
   There are worse places to have a monkey than on your back.
   
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7. TheCovertComic
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   December 10, 2022 3:40am UTC
   Newest social me​dia acronym: LOLTWBWNOIW (Laugh out loud then weep bitterly when no one is watching).
   
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8. TheCovertComic
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   December 3, 2022 3:45am UTC
   I need to improve my work-work balance.
   
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9. TheCovertComic
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   November 26, 2022 12:34am UTC
   If I don’t write solipsism jokes, who will?
   
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10. TheCovertComic
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    November 12, 2022 12:07am UTC
    You don’t like the song ‘Why Can’t We Be Friends’ – and that’s why we can’t be friends.
    
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11. TheCovertComic
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    November 12, 2022 12:05am UTC
    It’s said that butterflies flutter for a day and think it’s forever. And if you’ve ever tried fluttering, you know how they feel.
    
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12. TheCovertComic
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    November 12, 2022 12:05am UTC
    Yea, though I racewalk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall not fear disqualification for violating the straight leg rule.
    
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13. TheCovertComic
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    November 5, 2022 1:13am UTC
    If they’d had Google Maps in Milton’s era, I bet paradise would never have gotten lost.
    
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14. TheCovertComic
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    November 5, 2022 1:12am UTC
    Every war is a guano war.
    
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15. TheCovertComic
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    November 5, 2022 1:12am UTC
    When all is said and done, at least we won’t have to hear this cliché anymore.
    
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16. TheCovertComic
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    October 29, 2022 1:01am UTC
    It's what you're inside that matters.
    – Motivational Quotes for Parasites
    
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17. TheCovertComic
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    October 22, 2022 2:48am UTC
    If, by 'about,' you mean 'in a circle around,' then yes, we're doing something about the problem.
    
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18. TheCovertComic
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    October 15, 2022 12:40am UTC
    Sexual orientation? True north, baby.
    
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19. TheCovertComic
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    October 8, 2022 1:14am UTC
    Indefatigable adj. Not capable of losing weight.
    
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20. TheCovertComic
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    October 8, 2022 1:13am UTC
    I shall go gentle into that good night.
    Gentle as in silent.
    Silent as in ninja.
    
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