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TheCovertComic

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Member Since: 9 Oct 2014 03:45am

Last Seen: 13 Oct 2023 11:16pm

user id: 387133

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  1. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    September 29, 2023 9:40pm UTC
    Every bra is a sports bra - the only difference is the sport.

  2. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    September 22, 2023 10:23pm UTC
    A little dangering is a learneous thing.

  3. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    September 15, 2023 11:34pm UTC
    I'm not the least bit surprised that machines have become sentient. Everything gets its own fragrance nowadays.

  4. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2023 9:31pm UTC
    As fate would have it, fate was having none of it.

  5. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2023 10:08pm UTC
    Was ignorance supposed to know bounds???

  6. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2023 11:05pm UTC
    According to new research, the number of people who identify as transgender is growing.
    Transgender as percent of population (2013): 0.6%
    Transgender as percent of population (2023): 0.6%
    ... Clearly, the 0 and 6 are getting bigger.

  7. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2023 11:30pm UTC
    I looked up the word 'plebeian.' It basically means someone who looks up the word 'plebeian.'

  8. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2023 9:47pm UTC
    A vending machine factory is a meta vending machine.

  9. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2023 12:02am UTC
    Sooner or later, we all quote our mothers.
    – Bernard Williams
    – My mother

  10. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    July 21, 2023 9:30pm UTC
    I think that abyss likes me.

  11. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2023 11:05pm UTC
    … Then again, what doesn’t kill me???

  12. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2023 11:20pm UTC
    When did 'memorandum' lose the b???

  13. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2023 9:02pm UTC
    Selective blurring, but for real life.

  14. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2023 11:19pm UTC
    Every man’s a Sitzpinkler if he has to take a Scheiße.

  15. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2023 1:36am UTC
    Don't be conceived by first impressions.

  16. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2023 11:31pm UTC
    Whatever you set ablaze, call a trail!

  17. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2023 11:26pm UTC
    Some people will stop at nothing.
    ... As for me, I keep right on going to the negative integers.

  18. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2023 1:28am UTC
    If you can’t handle me at my worst, you don’t deserve me at my second worst.

  19. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2023 11:11pm UTC
    Gleek truth to power.

  20. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    May 13, 2023 1:18am UTC
    Female cross dressing?
    What woman hasn’t dressed in anger now and then?

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