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Aurora876
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November 25, 2013 4:24pm UTC

Sorry I dont weigh the amount you want me to,
Sorry I dont have the same personality traits as her,
Sorry Im not the same height as her,
Sorry I dont have her voice or her looks,
Sorry Im not her.
Sorry Im even trying.
Sorry I really like you.

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easiersaidthandone
posted a quote
November 25, 2013 4:43pm UTC

*me in real life*
me: hey
me: have my babies?
me: stupid autocorrect

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๑°`°º¤ø тнe_ιмpoѕѕιвle_gιrl_wнo_waιтed ø¤º°`°๑ *
posted a quote
November 25, 2013 4:18pm UTC

at parties I'm often found flirting with the chip bowl

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
November 25, 2013 5:10pm UTC

dear monday,
i think we need to break up. i'm seeing tuesday and dreaming about friday

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Sportsgirl9
posted a quote
November 25, 2013 5:11pm UTC

That moment when you see a totally relatable quote and want to like it like 5884533 times

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
November 25, 2013 5:08pm UTC

my dream date: a date

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musicismylife131313
posted a quote
November 25, 2013 5:07pm UTC

The best feeling in class is when you turn the worksheet over and there's no back side

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MaddyWaddy
posted a quote
November 24, 2013 10:25pm UTC

allcredittocaptivated
But in life,
YOU DO GREATER
THINGS THAN DATING
the guy on the football team.

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sparkels1998
posted a quote
November 24, 2013 7:16pm UTC

I'm alive
But I'm
Not living.

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* Sabaism *
posted a quote
November 25, 2013 12:12am UTC

Story Time with Lyric #343453426
My sister once asked me to get her chocolate
Because she was on her period
I said no because I didn't want to get up
And I went to sleep
She was so upset
She stuck two of her used tampons up my nose
And two in my ears
Sigh.
I can still smell and hear period to this day

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ialmostlovedyouwhy
posted a quote
November 24, 2013 8:18pm UTC

Self Harm.
Self Love.

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Vinita*
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November 24, 2013 6:18pm UTC

Confession #32:When i was in 6th gradeI shaved my legs everyday with tanning lotionso my legs became so shinythat you could partially see a reflection

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lovecrazy
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November 24, 2013 6:30pm UTC

x||||||||||||| take the keys to my car and the keys to my heart, »
AND JUST DRIVE.

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#wishicouldgetyouback*
posted a quote
November 24, 2013 7:51pm UTC

i think the reason...
perfume commercials are so weird is because they have to advertise a smell without using smells

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
November 25, 2013 1:35am UTC

Y'know, sadly enough, i used to be kinda disappointed when my quotes got 200 - 300 favourites and i'd go through and delete all the ones that got under 500 faves because i was ashamed of my own un-funnyness god damn the times have changed

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icanttakeitanylonger
posted a quote
November 24, 2013 9:00pm UTC

PENCIL: You know, im really sorry.
ERASER: For what? you didn't do anything wrong.
PENCIL: I'm sorry,'cause you get hurt because of me. Whenever i make a mistake, you're always there to erase it. But as you make my mistakes vanish, you lose apart of yourself. You get smaller and smaller everytime.
ERASER: That's true, but i really dont mind. You see, i was made to do this. I was made to help you whenever you do something wrong. Even though, one of these days, i know i'll be gone and you have to replace me with a new one, im actually happy with my job. So please, stop worrying. I hate seeing you sad :)

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† *
posted a quote
November 24, 2013 6:02pm UTC

She said that the music I listened to was lame,
So I threw her into the lions den and told her to never criticize my type of music again but it was too late because she was already eaten by them.

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Megoz7
posted a quote
November 24, 2013 8:04pm UTC

I can smile. Live it up.
The way a single girl does.
But what he doesn't know is how hard it is to make it look so
easy.
♥

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#wishicouldgetyouback*
posted a quote
November 24, 2013 7:54pm UTC

I"m so sorry that
last winky face
WAS NOT
intended

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Vinita*
posted a quote
November 24, 2013 6:49pm UTC

Confession #36:My first facebook profile picturewas a pineapple

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