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  1. TheAwesomist TheAwesomist
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2012 9:24am UTC
    Dramatically singing to your best friend. ♥

  2. TheAwesomist TheAwesomist
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2012 9:21am UTC
    Everything was beautiful and nothing hurt.
    Everything seems so far away from happiness these days.

  3. TheAwesomist TheAwesomist
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2012 9:19am UTC
    That's okay, I'm used to it.

  4. TheAwesomist TheAwesomist
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2012 4:16pm UTC
    Write an essay, they said.
    ajhfajvnmsbdmzghjfzd cxkjzhxcvcsh csuydmbzmzgcjB,mcxncmxncxmmmmmmm mmm mmmmdkshk jagfjshagvfnsfmsf xncskfskbfnxnb sjagsgad sbjdmaGZJAbmdGmbfrajgds
    Use any font, they said

  5. TheAwesomist TheAwesomist
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    June 3, 2012 4:06pm UTC
    judge: so why did you do it?
    serial killer: YOLO!
    jury: well he has a valid point
    judge: case solved, defendant found not guilty because yolo

  6. TheAwesomist TheAwesomist
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    June 3, 2012 3:54pm UTC
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  7. TheAwesomist TheAwesomist
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2012 6:41am UTC
    Teacher: What do ovaries do?
    Me: Explode at the sight of attractive men
    Teacher: What?
    Class: What?
    Me: ...I mean make eggs
    AWKWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARD.

  8. TheAwesomist TheAwesomist
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2012 6:23am UTC
    parents: you need to study
    teachers: you need to study
    grades: you need to study
    tests: you need to study
    future: you need to study
    me: but but..... WITTY.

  9. TheAwesomist TheAwesomist
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    June 3, 2012 6:19am UTC
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  10. TheAwesomist TheAwesomist
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    June 3, 2012 6:14am UTC
    Strongly true:
    When we were small, we cry when sleepy to attract mom's attention. Now we pretend to be sleeping when we are crying softly to avoid questions

  11. TheAwesomist TheAwesomist
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2012 6:10am UTC
    Your pants.
    They bother me. Take them off.

  12. TheAwesomist TheAwesomist
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2012 6:06am UTC
    You always hurt the one you love. The one who you shouldnt hurt at all. You always take the sweetest rose and crush it till the petals fall apart.
    -Some movie.

  13. TheAwesomist TheAwesomist
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    June 3, 2012 6:02am UTC
    list of people who can make me laugh so hard that i can’t even breathe:
    -me

  14. TheAwesomist TheAwesomist
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2012 5:58am UTC
    I have to lives:
    1) Normal teenage life
    2) Witty life
    So basically, I'm Hannah Montana.

  15. TheAwesomist TheAwesomist
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2012 1:48pm UTC
    When people say they like my witty quotes,I calmly say thank you with a smiley but on the inside I want to bake you a cake and make you a mixed CD filled with all your old favorite songs that you can’t remember anymore so that when you play it you feel all nostalgic and happy and then throw glitter at you because I love you.

  16. TheAwesomist TheAwesomist
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    June 2, 2012 1:34pm UTC
    One time, I got hit with a soda.
    Lucky for me, it was a soft drink.
    Fave if you get it.

  17. TheAwesomist TheAwesomist
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    June 2, 2012 1:06pm UTC
    Can you imagine if you went to the doctors, and you had a sore throat, and he asked you what the problem was, and you suddenly turned into Eminem.
    “I CAN’T TELL YOU WHAT IT REALLY IS, I CAN ONLY TELL YOU WHAT IT FEELS LIKE. AND RIGHT NOW IT FEELS LIKE THERE’S A STEEL KNIFE IN MY WINDPIPE.”

  18. TheAwesomist TheAwesomist
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    June 2, 2012 12:45pm UTC
    A girl should get one week of from school during their periods

  19. TheAwesomist TheAwesomist
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2012 12:42pm UTC
    if i was a doctor
    hot guy: i sprained my wrist
    me: okay take off your underwear

  20. TheAwesomist TheAwesomist
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2012 12:24pm UTC
    I can’t picture anyone daydreaming about me.
    I can’t picture someone thinking about me when they’re laying in bed before they fall asleep I can’t picture anyone telling their friends about me.
    I can’t picture anyone getting butterflies because I hugged them, or even just because I made eye contact with them.
    I can’t picture someone smiling because my name lit up their phone.
    I just can’t.

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