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  1. lexiSut_xoxox lexiSut_xoxox
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2014 8:35pm UTC
    I wish
    someone would show me a whole new world...
    nmf

  2. rockandrolllamb rockandrolllamb
    posted a quote
    October 10, 2010 10:06pm UTC
    Did you know?
    When you snap your fingers,
    the sound is created from your
    middle finger hitting your palm
    – not your thumb rubbing against your index finger.
    >> fave. if you just snapped your fingers :) <<
    fave if you just snapped your fing

  3. Julieeexlove Julieeexlove
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2010 3:18pm UTC
    i wish,
    i had a brother my age
    who would always invite his guy friends over

  4. HotChelleRae_Luv HotChelleRae_Luv
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2010 6:00pm UTC
    my sister sat on the floor,
    coloring on a giant piece of red paper.
    "what ya got there, Kristin?" i asked.
    she looked up at me with her big blue eyes and said,
    "i'm making a card."
    "for who?" i wondered.
    "It's this kid at my school. he was absent on his birthday..."
    i watched her sign her name with a heart and close up the paper.
    "hey lauren, will you drive me to his house to drop it off?"
    i nodded my head because it was obvious she liked this kid.
    my sister smiled and put on her shoes.
    when we got in the car my sister knew exactly where to go.
    i was listening to her directions as we pulled up to the driveway.
    but it was no house we had arrived at, it was the hospital.
    i followed my sister into the front door and over the the desk
    "can i see billy franklin?" my sister asked.
    the nurse smiled and let my sister follow behind her.
    we arrived to this room with the name billy franklin on the door in crayon.
    i watched as my six year old sister walked up to his bed.
    the little boy looked very weak, with loose patches of hair.
    it was easy to tell he had cancer
    but my sister walked up to him and handed him his card
    suddenly, he looked less weak as he started to smile.
    "i felt bad you missed your birthday. i love you, billy..." my sister said.
    the poor little boy smiled and gave my sister a little half hug.
    my eyes were getting teary as my sister held his hand and just talked to him.
    now that, was love.

  5. ILoveToSmile ILoveToSmile
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2011 1:12pm UTC
    .___________.
    It's a whale
    .....How do you have friends
    ._______.
    Baby whale

  6. GlamourGirl GlamourGirl
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2011 7:19pm UTC
    If he only wants your
    breasts,legs,and thighs
    send him to KFC

  7. driscoll08x driscoll08x
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2011 9:18pm UTC
    I hate when I'm about to hug someone really sexy
    and my face hits the mirror.
    nmf

  8. danni79 danni79
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2011 3:05pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  9. SocietyKilledTheTeenager SocietyKilledTheTeenager
    posted a quote
    January 14, 2012 12:25pm UTC
    It's been 2 days since my boyfriend died.
    I still can't stop crying..
    I know he'd want me to be strong, but I can't, I just can't..
    He was too young to die.. He was only 15 years old.
    I don't want to live without him.
    I don't think I can do this. :'/
    CANCER, I FREAKING HATE YOU.
    Rest In Peace Matthew
    (FramingMatthew on Witty)
    8/17/1996 - 1/12/2012
    I'll never forget you..
    I love you.

  10. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2012 4:03pm UTC
    Cop: When is your birthday?
    Me: April 20th
    Cop: What year?
    Me: Every year.
    Cop: Well played.....
    lol fav if you get it:)

  11. HotChelleRae_Luv HotChelleRae_Luv
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2011 9:50pm UTC
    i hate it when, i plan a conversation in my head,
    but the other person doesn't follow the script.

  12. xotristy12xo xotristy12xo
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2011 6:44pm UTC
    my parents: you're beautiful honey
    old people: i bet all the boys are chasing after you already
    boys: ew what is that creature

  13. OMGIMATACO OMGIMATACO
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2011 5:55pm UTC
    Shutting the door
    To force your pet into
    spending time with you.

  14. andreaax3 andreaax3
    posted a quote
    September 23, 2010 9:55pm UTC
    So today in English,
    my teacher informed us she knows when we're texting because
    "no one just looks down at their crotch & smiles." (:
    -----> B U S T E D ;; <-----

  15. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2011 9:33pm UTC
    This Weekend is Father’s Day Weekend;
    Favorite if you love your dad and never want to lose him.*

    Iloveyoudad.<3 october6,2002.

  16. KatyMalfoy KatyMalfoy
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2011 11:42pm UTC
    for a very short period of
    time, you were the
    youngest person in the
    world.
    mind = blown.
    omgthatssotrue.tumblr.com

  17. erikaajaguarr96 erikaajaguarr96
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2011 6:20pm UTC
    who else thinks it's cute
    when you catch a guy looking at you? ♥

  18. saarahhhh saarahhhh
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2011 5:06pm UTC
    The people in 1910 probably thought in 2010
    we would have flying cars and robots
    ... but no.
    So far, all we've come up with is
    backwards robes and
    rubber bands shaped like animals.
    not mine

  19. xashleyx01 xashleyx01
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2011 9:42pm UTC
    "Who's that?"
    "What are they doing?"
    "What's happening?";
    "Shut up and watch the movie".

  20. oxjoyyxo769 oxjoyyxo769
    posted a quote
    February 1, 2011 10:39pm UTC
    ----> A kid gave his teacher
    a blank piece of paper. <----
    Teacher: What is this?
    Kid: It's a drawing of a cow eating grass.
    Teacher: *looked at the paper* Where's the grass?
    Kid: The cow ate all of it.
    Teacher: *looked at the paper again* Then, where's the cow?
    Kid: It left because there was no more grass..

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