I was watching sponge bob today and this happened.... spongebob: hey Patrick, I found something funnier than 24. patrick: *snickers* what? spongebob: 25!!!! spongebob and Patrick:haahahahaha!
90% of people marry their 7th - 12th grade love. ♥ Since you have read this, you will be told good news tonight. If you don't repost this, your worst week starts now.
I was watching t.v. The other day and this commercial came on: Tv lady person: depression hurts, cymbalta can help. And I responded to the t.v.: WELL HOW THE HECK DO YOU KNOW HUH? YOUR NO MIND READER!
Ex: "I have a song for you, it's called 'Want You Back' by Cher Lloyd(: Me: Aw, I have one for you too. Ex: what is it? Me: we are never ever ever getting back together by Taylor Swift Ex: ....oh.