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TextMeMaybe

Status: Auto-correct will someday, rule the world.

Member Since: 12 Sep 2012 07:32pm

Last Seen: 14 Sep 2012 06:52pm

Location: iPhone

Gender: F

user id: 330395

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  1. TextMeMaybe TextMeMaybe
    posted a quote
    September 12, 2012 8:19pm UTC
    TextMeMaybe
    3=============D
    That's how big it is.
    no, this is how big it is..
    ..you didn't type anything lol
    my point exactly

  2. TextMeMaybe TextMeMaybe
    posted a quote
    September 12, 2012 8:16pm UTC
    TextMeMaybe
    Hmm.. I can't wait to come over.
    Me either baby. Talk dirty to me ;)
    Mud (:
    ..

  3. TextMeMaybe TextMeMaybe
    posted a quote
    September 12, 2012 8:14pm UTC
    TextMeMaybe
    Wanna see a magic trick?
    Sure babe. (: <3
    POOF. You're single.

  4. TextMeMaybe TextMeMaybe
    posted a quote
    September 12, 2012 8:09pm UTC
    TextMeMaybe
    They see me rollin'. They hatin'.
    Grandma, you're in a wheelchair.
    SHUDDUP CHILD BEFORE I BUST A CAP IN YO BACKSIDE. STUPID WHIPPERSNAPPER.
    Grandma.........

  5. TextMeMaybe TextMeMaybe
    posted a quote
    September 12, 2012 8:06pm UTC
    TextMeMaybe
    Dad can I borrow some c*m, I just ran out.
    Son, I dried out years ago.
    DAD WTF GROSS I MEANT GUM WTF UGH IM SCARRED FOR LIFE WTF GROSS UGH.
    Well this is awkward. Sorry :(

  6. TextMeMaybe TextMeMaybe
    posted a quote
    September 12, 2012 7:55pm UTC
    TextMeMaybe
    I like you.. do you like me? :)
    No.
    :(
    You never asked if I loved you.
    Awwwwwwwww, do you love me? :)
    No.

  7. TextMeMaybe TextMeMaybe
    posted a quote
    September 12, 2012 7:53pm UTC
    TextMeMaybe
    Dad! I got a 100 on my Biology exam!!
    -_-
    ...what's with the awkward face?
    What are you talking about that's an asian face to show that you're really smart!

  8. TextMeMaybe TextMeMaybe
    posted a quote
    September 12, 2012 7:43pm UTC
    TextMeMaybe
    TO THE WINDOW
    (/•_ •)/
    ........
    TO THE WALL
    \(•_•\)
    Stop texting me.

  9. TextMeMaybe TextMeMaybe
    posted a quote
    September 12, 2012 7:40pm UTC
    TextMeMaybe
    ._______________.
    ?
    It's a whale
    How do you have friends?

:)

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