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  1. *crybaby* *crybaby*
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2014 11:00pm UTC
    do you ever just get so mad that you mentally insult every single thing that people do around you
    like
    "hey i finished this question"
    good for you little fùcking brat like wow didn't anyone teach you not to boast


  2. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  3. *crybaby* *crybaby*
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2014 4:43am UTC
    i remember way too many small details about people so i
    have to act dumb sometimes so i don't freak them out

  4. Crazy girl* Crazy girl*
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2014 11:27am UTC
    I wonder what its like to be attractive enough to have random people have crushes on you...

  5. Infinity on high* Infinity on high*
    posted a quote
    March 9, 2014 4:08am UTC
    Does anybody else ever think about the beauty of last lines in books? I mean, after hundreds of pages, that single one line is basically, a sum up, and the clearest thing in your mind after finishing. For me, its the most important line, the part that must be hardest because it seals the end of a book that could be so important to a person. 'I do, August, I do,' or 'I am haunted by humans,' or something about starting to live instead of just participating or feeling infinite or finally having to let go of someone's hand and pose for the cameras. Finishing a book without a spectacular last line would be like sitting alone at a cafe with a cold coffee in front of you. It could all just come down to being so pointless, like loving someone who would never love you back.

  6. Infinity on high* Infinity on high*
    posted a quote
    April 5, 2014 4:59pm UTC
    What is the point of being
    alive
    IF YOU DON'T AT LEAST TRY
    to do something remarkable?
    ~John Green
    Please don't remove this!

  7. Infinity on high* Infinity on high*
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2014 4:03am UTC
    i love the bonds that form between students in an awful class

  8. nicole🌹* nicole🌹*
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2014 10:19am UTC
    So on Friday I wore this shirt that says "Embrace your messy hair"
    Guy friend: *comes up to me and reads my shirt aloud*
    Crush: *sarcastically and referring to my hair* Looks pretty messy to me
    Guy friend: It's a metaphor see
    Me: -_-

  9. the1975* the1975*
    posted a quote
    March 14, 2014 12:28am UTC
    "what?" i asked
    "nothing" he said
    "why are you looking at me like that?"
    Augustus half smiled. "because, you're beautiful"

  10. MadiCakes MadiCakes
    posted a quote
    March 13, 2014 8:23pm UTC
    YOU ARE NOT FAT.
    YOU HAVE FAT.
    YOU ALSO HAVE FINGERNAILS.
    BUT YOU ARE NOT FINGERNAILS.

  11. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    January 17, 2014 7:09am UTC
    the head of a company survived 9/11 because
    his son started kindergarten.
    another fellow was alive because it was
    his turn to bring donuts.
    one woman was late because her
    alarm clock didn't go off in time.
    one was late because of being stuck in the NJ turnpike
    because of an auto accident.
    one of them
    missed his bus.
    one spilled food on her clothes and had to take
    time to change.
    one's
    car wouldn't start.
    one couldn't
    get a taxi.
    the one that stuck me the most was the man
    who put on a new pair of shoes that morning.
    took the various means to get to work but before
    he got there, he developed a blister on his foot.
    he stopped at a drugstore to buy a band-aid.
    that is what he is alive today...
    now when i am
    stuck in traffic
    miss an elevator,
    turn back to answer a ringing telephone...
    all the little things that annoy me,
    i think to myself,
    this is exaclty where
    i'm meant to be
    at the very moment.

  12. CharliesTheName CharliesTheName
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2014 5:42pm UTC
    Midterms make me want to
    cry and ​cry and ​cry and ​cry and ​cry and ​cry and ​cry and ​cry and ​cry and ​cry and ​cry and ​cry and ​cry and ​cry and ​cry and ​cry and ​cry and ​cry and ​cry and ​cry and ​cry and ​cry and ​cry and ​cry and ​cry and ​cry and ​cry and ​cry and ​cry and ​cry and ​cry and ​cry and ​cry and ​cry and ​cry and ​cry and ​cry and ​cry and ​cry and ​cry and ​cry and ​cry and ​cry and ​cry and ​cry and ​cry and maybe eat some pizza and ​cry and ​cry and ​cry and ​cry and ​cry and ​cry and ​cry and ​cry and ​cry and ​cry and ​cry and ​cry and ​cry and ​cry and ​cry and ​cry and ​cry and ​cry and ​cry and ​cry and ​cry and ​cry ​cry and ​cry and ​cry and ​cry ​cry and ​cry

  13. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    January 17, 2014 6:45am UTC
    last year this kid had some water
    damage on his math textbook and when he turned it in at the end of the year the teacher asked how it had gotten wet and he looked her straight in the eye and said "from my tears."

  14. hopelou hopelou
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2014 1:53pm UTC
    "It's only in the finer points that it gets complicated and contentious,
    the inability to realize that no matter what our religion or gender or race or geographic background,
    we all have about 98 percent in common with each other.
    [...]For whatever reason, we like to focus on the 2 percent that's different, and most of the conflict in the world comes from that.
    The only way I can navigate throught my life is because of the 98 percent that every life has in common."
    -"Every Day" By: David Levithan

  15. *crybaby* *crybaby*
    posted a quote
    January 9, 2014 11:18pm UTC
    just spooning my boyfriend
    out of his container
    it's ice cream

  16. *crybaby* *crybaby*
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2014 12:24am UTC
    if you can't reach it without leaving your bed it's obviously not that important

  17. flyingbacon7 flyingbacon7
    posted a quote
    January 9, 2014 9:38pm UTC
    I was having a really bad morning
    But this kid with special needs
    Came up to me
    And was talking to me
    Making me laugh
    He never judged me
    It totally made my day better
    The little things in life just make me happy


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  19. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    January 8, 2014 12:56pm UTC
    just so we’re clear if i ever become famous you guys totally have my 100% permission to use me to get back at any btches who teased you in school like im not even kidding just send me a message with your situation and i will fly my azz out to your high school reunion or whatever and be your +1 and we can regale all the btches with the fantastic stories of our foolhardy adventures and THEY WILL NEVER KNOW

  20. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    January 8, 2014 1:01pm UTC
    it scares me that you never know what someone is thinking or feeling towards you and everything that they say could be one massive lie

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