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January 21, 2013 4:23am UTC

Reality ruined my life.

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January 9, 2013 4:25am UTC

“When I was a little girl I used to read fairy tales. In fairy tales you meet Prince Charming and he's everything you ever wanted. In fairy tales the bad guy is very easy to spot. The bad guy is always wearing a black cape so you always know who he is. Then you grow up and you realize that Prince Charming is not as easy to find as you thought. You realize the bad guy is not wearing a black cape and he's not easy to spot; he's really funny, and he makes you laugh, and he has perfect hair.”
― Taylor Swift

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TenderGrill
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January 7, 2013 8:57pm UTC

The Kiss You video shows us the boys haven't changed,They're still the same 5 idiots on the stairs we all fell in love with at the beginning ♥

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December 20, 2012 6:12am UTC

End Of The World update from Australia; It is currently 9:59pm and there has been no sign of the sun for nearly an hour and a half. There also appears to be a large white circular object in the sky that is leaving people in some sought of confusion and distraught. Scary times ahead. Will keep the rest of the world updated of what's to come.

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TenderGrill
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October 9, 2012 4:37am UTC

“Loving someone who doesn’t love
you is like waiting for a ship at an
airport.” - Zayn Malik ♥

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September 23, 2012 6:38pm UTC

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TenderGrill
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September 14, 2012 11:41pm UTC

#imagine
Zayn: "You look so beautiful in the moonlight."
You: " Awe thank you babe!" Zayn: " I wasn't talking about you."
*puts mirror away*

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TenderGrill
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September 11, 2012 4:17am UTC

R.I.P To all those in the 9/11 attacks
09-11-01

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TenderGrill
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August 10, 2012 5:30am UTC

On the Last day of the Olympics they should make all the Gold Medallists play the Hunger Games until they have an ultimate champion: D

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TenderGrill
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August 2, 2012 7:44am UTC

If you ever feel sad,
Think of a t-Rex trying to put on a hat, ;)

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TenderGrill
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August 2, 2012 7:39am UTC

only trust people who like big butts
They cannot lie. ;)

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TenderGrill
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July 31, 2012 9:51pm UTC

Roses are red Violets are blue If you dont like Niall There is something wrong with you, That boys is amazing, Hes close to perfection Without Niall Horan, There is No One Direction. ♥

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TenderGrill
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July 31, 2012 6:00am UTC

Evil isn't born,
It's made.

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TenderGrill
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July 31, 2012 5:11am UTC

*Future generation*
Woman: "I'll name my baby Sarah."
Doctor: "I'm sorry, but that name is already taken. You can try Sarah479 or Sarah771."

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TenderGrill
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July 30, 2012 6:06pm UTC

happy birthday Neville longbottom

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TenderGrill
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July 30, 2012 7:30am UTC

Niall wanted to call the band ' Niall and the potatoes'
-.-

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TenderGrill
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July 29, 2012 10:38pm UTC

At the Olympics opening ceremony, there were 7 billion pieces of biodegradable confetti, to represent each person in the world. Out there, in London, in the Olympic stadium, there is a piece of biodegradable confetti dedicated to ME.

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TenderGrill
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July 29, 2012 10:05pm UTC

“Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.” - Brian Gerald O’Driscoll

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TenderGrill
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July 29, 2012 9:29pm UTC

The Ultimate Hunger Games!
The Tributes:
Indiana Jones
Bear Grills
Rambo
Batman
Hit Girl
Maximus
Spiderman
Harry Potter
Katniss
The Games master:
Jigsaw
The Arena:
Jurassic park

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TenderGrill
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July 29, 2012 1:13am UTC

Plot twist: harry potter clones 100 Mary Poppins' to go kill an oversized voldemort.

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