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Yourbeautiful*
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January 18, 2013 3:32pm UTC

One slice of pizza will not kill you
Starving yourself probably will though.

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funky_monkey52
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November 9, 2012 12:09am UTC

"You can't get an A on something you did the night before."
-The teachers who give me A's on things I did the night before.

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BigMistake
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October 10, 2012 5:09pm UTC

"China can build a bridge in 5 days?
Well, American found out how to stuff
cheese into pizza crust."
-Ellen Degeneres

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LacedRibbon
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October 4, 2012 3:21pm UTC

Mitt Romney: I like big bird but I'm going to cut PBS to save money.
SAVE BIG BIRD.
VOTE FOR OBAMA.

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ThatWeirdKidThatNobodyLikes
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September 25, 2012 2:09pm UTC

click to see this quote

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purple_flower
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September 21, 2012 10:37pm UTC

The hunger games auditions:
Gary Ross: So you're auditioning for the avox correct?
Girl: Yes,thats is correct.
Gary:Okay,show me what you've got.
Girl:
Gary: Beautiful you're in.

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chickittylover
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September 21, 2012 5:24pm UTC

I hate how we judge each other on how we
look.
Because we can't control how we look.We weren't asked if we wanted blue eyes, tanned skin, or agorgeous nose. We have no say over our religion,our allergies, and no one asked us what family wewanted to be born into, or what year to be born either. It's a natural human thing to judge one another, but please keep it to yourselves. And remember, everyone is beautiful.
our souls are beautiful.

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ThatsSoMeee
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September 21, 2012 4:26pm UTC

You know that feeling
when you’re reading a book that’s just…
wonderful?
And you have to stop for a second
and savor the moment that unfolded on the page before you?
You clutch the book to your chest and think
‘I wish my life were like this’,
then carry on reading?
Yeah, I do that, too...

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chiaroscuro
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September 21, 2012 4:47pm UTC

oh mai gOD TOday my mum looked through my sketchbook without asking me first and all the time I was bricking it like please please pleeeeease let her just see nice drawings of trees and sh-t
i mean
there is a drawing in there entitled 'Molly Hooper and Irene Adler Swap Clothes For The Day'
and one called
'Sherlock Has No Clean Clothes Left To Wear'
oh fUccKK

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chiaroscuro
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September 18, 2012 4:38pm UTC

oh my god my friend wrote her ICt GCSE coursework all in derp speak
like
'er herve createrd thirtern ferlders ter pert merh werk ern erhmerhgerd'
and my ICT teacher cam round and asked if it was norweigian omfg what is air hahaha

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Undecided_
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September 15, 2012 6:33am UTC

I am what I am
and tough if you don't like that.

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chiaroscuro
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September 12, 2012 4:12pm UTC

broken glass
see tHe BLoOd
run from my veins

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chiaroscuro
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September 12, 2012 4:02pm UTC

c y a n i d e

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chiaroscuro
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September 12, 2012 3:52pm UTC

you broke me
and taught me
to truly hate myself

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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chiaroscuro
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September 11, 2012 4:48pm UTC

I genuinely don't understand how some people get their kicks out of sitting around and texting and doing their makeup and talking about boys
like
one lunchtime me and my friends planned this massive mission where we were gonna steal loads of mayonnaise packets from the canteen
like it was called 'the grand mayo heist' and we had blueprints and everything
and then on the day there was only like 3 packets there anyway
but it was still hilarious and I just don't understand why you would prefer to sit around and text at lunch times

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chiaroscuro
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September 11, 2012 1:25pm UTC

MY SCHOOL HAS AN APP OMFG BE JEALOUS BIT(HES

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