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  1. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    May 28, 2012 7:29pm UTC
    Girl: I'm having heart surgery today.
    Boy: I know.
    Girl: I love you!
    Boy: I love you more!
    *After heart surgery her dad is the only person in the room*
    Girl: Where is he?
    Dad: Don't you know who gave you your heart?
    Girl: (Starts crying)
    Dad: Im just kidding he went to the bathroom.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  3. TeamPita TeamPita
    posted a quote
    March 23, 2012 6:59am UTC
    Am I the Only One
    who trys to get rid of the weird
    thought in my head because I feel
    like someone may be able to
    read my mind.

  4. TeamPita TeamPita
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2012 8:28pm UTC
    S(he's)
    Br(ok)en

  5. TeamPita TeamPita
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2012 8:05pm UTC
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    STEPS!
    1) Highlight The Numbers
    2) Press Ctrl and F
    3) Type 9 and See What Happens!

  6. TeamPita TeamPita
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2012 3:50pm UTC
    Biggest lie ever:
    "I'll never let go Jack."

  7. TeamPita TeamPita
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2012 3:19pm UTC
    Going to McDonalds for salad
    is like
    going to 7 eleven
    for milk
    -_-

  8. whenthemusicends whenthemusicends
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2012 1:13pm UTC
    fav
    THIS
    IF
    YOU'RE A
    nINJA.

  9. izzytetro izzytetro
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2012 1:17pm UTC
    Sometimes I miss not being able to say I love you to him<3

  10. izzytetro izzytetro
    posted a quote
    April 19, 2012 3:16pm UTC
    Boy: if I could rearange the alphabet i would put u and i together.<3
    Girl: Oh really, well i'd put f and u together.
    ahahahaha.<3

  11. izzytetro izzytetro
    posted a quote
    April 19, 2012 5:59pm UTC
    Anyone who favorites this quote...I will follow you.<3

  12. TeamPita TeamPita
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2012 5:05pm UTC
    That Awkward Moment when
    You see someone in the hall that you know, but you can't remember their name so you say "Hey.....you!"
    Comment if you were boss enough to highlight this and read it.

  13. TeamPita TeamPita
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2012 5:11pm UTC
    ( how )
    ( is )
    ( life? )
    -------------
    O
    O ^__^
    o (oo)_______
    (__) )\/\
    ||----w |
    || ||

  14. Bec* Bec*
    posted a quote
    April 13, 2012 10:23pm UTC
    credittoforgeter
    I'm Going to bed
    After a hard day of converting Oxygen into Carbon dioxide. .

  15. izzytetro izzytetro
    posted a quote
    April 17, 2012 1:17pm UTC
    Letters start with
    ABC
    Numbers start with
    123
    Music starts with
    Do-Re-Mi
    And love starts with
    You & Me <3

  16. izzytetro izzytetro
    posted a quote
    April 17, 2012 1:22pm UTC
    I promise..
    Someday you will
    regret
    loosing me
    and you will look back
    and say
    damn that girl really did love me.<3

  17. izzytetro izzytetro
    posted a quote
    April 17, 2012 1:25pm UTC
    Someday I will find a guy who really does love me.
    Maybe not today or tomorrow but someday.<3


  18. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  19. TeamPita TeamPita
    posted a quote
    March 23, 2012 6:24am UTC
    Team Gale or Team Peeta
    Team Peeta
    Team Gale
    I call dibs on Peeta! You can have Gale or Finnik or something.

  20. TeamPita TeamPita
    posted a quote
    March 23, 2012 6:32am UTC
    credittoforgeter
    *Highlight*
    LOL. You fell for it.

:)

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