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1. it's-an-ear-hat-john*
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   May 14, 2013 8:05pm UTC
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2. it's-an-ear-hat-john*
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   May 12, 2013 12:06am UTC
   I remember that day, like it was just yesterday...
   When I realized that I was in love with you.
   When I realized that this would be the start of something utterly amazing.
   And I think to myself: "Why you? Why me?"
   But then, I think about you... Really think about you.
   And now I think: "How could it NOT be you?"
   
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3. it's-an-ear-hat-john*
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   May 11, 2013 10:57pm UTC
   And just when I thought all hope was lost,
   When I believed that I would never love again...
   You came around and made me FEEL something again.
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4. it's-an-ear-hat-john*
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   October 8, 2012 9:04pm UTC
   Girl, let me love you
   And I will love you
   Until you learn
   To love yourself
   This is the cutest song ever!
   
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5. it's-an-ear-hat-john*
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   September 21, 2012 9:48pm UTC
   SpongeBob Episode # 105:
   Mr. Krabs: And the next day and the next day...
   Plankton: AAAAAAHHHHHHHH! It's not worth it, it's just not worth it!
   Good bye everyone! I'll remember you all in therapy!
   ... Oh Plankton...
   
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6. it's-an-ear-hat-john*
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   September 5, 2012 8:02pm UTC
   *Me at my aunt's house with my cousins and cousins' friends*
   My aunt: "Hey Jerry"(Cousins' friend), "do you want some salad?"
   Jerry: "No thanks, I'm tryin to cut back."
   lol, true story
   
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7. it's-an-ear-hat-john*
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   September 2, 2012 6:00pm UTC
   My conversation with Cleverbot:
   Cleverbot: Will you marry me?
   Me: Sure.
   Cleverbot: When do you want to get married?
   Me: I dont know. Whenever is best for you.
   Cleverbot: How can you believe what I believe if you don't know what it is?
   Me: I don't know!
   Cleverbot: Do you love me?
   Me: Yes.
   Cleverbot: So then you do have a heart!?
   Me: Yes because I am a human.
   Cleverbot: I know.
   Me: Well then yes I do have a heart.
   Cleverbot: No, you don't have a heart.
   SO, I'm getting married to a robot... figures.
   forever alone...
   
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8. it's-an-ear-hat-john*
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   July 23, 2012 1:52pm UTC
   Now, because of The Hunger Games... I'm afraid to eat blueberries
   
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9. it's-an-ear-hat-john*
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   July 19, 2012 4:06pm UTC
   One Direction Fact #4:
   Niall's brother was cleaning out Niall's room while he was on tour and saw that written on his desk, from before The X Factor was : "My dream is to be a singer, I live for music and singing."
   
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10. it's-an-ear-hat-john*
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    July 15, 2012 7:26pm UTC
    Good friends are like stars... you don't always see them but you know where they are.
    
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11. it's-an-ear-hat-john*
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    July 15, 2012 7:18pm UTC
    Friends are the family we choose for ourselves.
    So true... ;D
    
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12. it's-an-ear-hat-john*
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    July 15, 2012 7:11pm UTC
    A friend is someone who UNDERSTANDS your past,
    BELIEVES in your future,
    and ACCEPTS you today just the way you are.
    
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13. it's-an-ear-hat-john*
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    July 15, 2012 6:45pm UTC
    BLOOD washes off...
    BRUISES go away...
    BONES heal...
    SCARS show character...
    PAIN is temporary...
    but VICTORY lasts forever!
    
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14. it's-an-ear-hat-john*
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    June 21, 2012 1:37pm UTC
    One Direction Fact #6:
    Harry hates it when girls wear short shorts.
    
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15. it's-an-ear-hat-john*
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    June 21, 2012 1:34pm UTC
    One Direction Fact #5:
    Harry whises he had an Irish accent like Niall.
    
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16. it's-an-ear-hat-john*
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    June 17, 2012 9:51pm UTC
    Here's to the girls:
    Who are shy because when they weren't...no one listened.
    
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17. it's-an-ear-hat-john*
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    June 15, 2012 7:24pm UTC
    One Direction Fact #3:
    Harry was attacked by a goat when he was 10.
    
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18. it's-an-ear-hat-john*
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    June 14, 2012 6:28pm UTC
    Let Me know If you think this is crazy...
    My best friend's boyfriend broke up with her. She loved him so much. It was over text too. So, today during school, he keeps staring at her like he's taunting her and I'm like: "What's your problem? Do you have issues?" And he said: "Do YOU have issues?" and I'm sitting there thinking, you just broke up with her and she's so sensitive right now and you don't even care. So I said: "Why are you staring at her anyway?" And he said: "You don't need to know, it's none of your business."
    So I thought, You mean, you hurting my best friend is none of my business because I think it is last time I checked. Like, get over yourself.
    I never liked him for her and now I know exactly why. I was soo angry today!
    
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19. it's-an-ear-hat-john*
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    June 13, 2012 9:08pm UTC
    One Direction Fact #2:
    They are releasing a 3D movie.
    now i have a lot to look forward to. <3 :)
    
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20. it's-an-ear-hat-john*
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    June 13, 2012 8:00pm UTC
    Let Me know If you think this is crazy...
    My best friend's boyfriend broke up with her. She loved him so much. It was over text too. So, today during school, he keeps staring at her like he's taunting her and I'm like: "What's your problem? Do you have issues?" And he said: "Do YOU have issues?" and I'm sitting there thinking, you just broke up with her and she's so sensitive right now and you don't even care. So I said: "Why are you staring at her anyway?" And he said: "You don't need to know, it's none of your business."
    So I thought, You mean, you hurting my best friend is none of my business because I think it is last time I checked. Like, get over yourself.
    I never liked him for her and now I know exactly why. I was soo angry today!
    
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