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1. TazmainianDevil
   posted a quote
   April 27, 2011 6:32pm UTC
   The blonde test :)
   lets see whos a dumb blondeeee.
   1 [x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking
   2 [x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking
   3 [x] You have ran into a glass/screen door
   4 [ ] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle
   5 [x] You have thought of something funny and laughed,then people gave you weird looks
   6 [x] You have ran into a tree
   7 [x] It is possible to lick your elbow
   8 [x] You tried to lick your elbow after you read this
   9 [x] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm
   10 [x] You just tried to sing them
   11 [x] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen
   12 [x] You have choked on your own spit
   13 [x] You have seen the the Matrix and still don't get it.
   14 [x] You didn't notice that in the last question 'the' was spelled twice
   15 [x] You just looked at it
   16 [x] Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde
   17 [x] A LOT of People have called you slow
   18 [x] You have accidentally caught something on fire
   19 [x] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went somewhere else on your face
   20 [x] You have caught yourself drooling
   21 [x] You've fallen asleep in class
   22 [x] Sometimes you just stop thinking
   23 [x] You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about
   24 [x] People are often shaking their heads at you and walk away from you
   25 [x] You are often told to use your 'inside voice'
   26 [x] You use your fingers to do simple math
   27 [x] You have eaten a bug
   28 [x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something important. (okay, CREEPY!!!)
   29 [x] You have put your clothes on backwards or insideout, and didn't realize it
   30 [x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand or pocket
   31 [x] You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't even when you know it won't happen to you, like on a myspace...
   32 [x] You break a lot of things; just about everydaay
   33 [x] Your friends know not to use big words around you
   34 [x] You tilt your head when you're confusedd
   35 [x] You have fallen out of your chair before
   36 [x] When you're laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the
   ceiling/wall.
   37 [x] The word 'umm' is used many times a day
   38 [x] You called a friend and then completely forgot what you were gonna say
   39 [x] You have spelled your name wrong
   40 [x] You have packed to go somewhere and totally forgot the most important thing
   39 out of 40??
   
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2. TazmainianDevil
   posted a quote
   April 27, 2011 6:24pm UTC
   Cross out the things you've done.
   Graduated high school.
   Kissed someone.
   Smoked a cigarette.
   Got so drunk you passed out.
   Rode every ride at an amusement park
   Collected something really stupid.
   Gone to a rock concert.
   Helped someone.
   Gone fishing.
   Watched four movies in one night.
   Gone long periods of time without sleep.
   Lied to someone.
   Snorted cocaine.
   Failed a class.
   Smoked weed.
   Dealt drugs.
   Been in a car accident.
   Been in a tornado.
   Done hard drugs (i.e. ecstasy, heroin, crack, meth, acid).
   Watched someone die.
   Been to a funeral.
   Burned yourself.
   ran a marathon
   Cried yourself to sleep.
   Spent over $200 in one day.
   Flown on a plane.
   Cheated on someone.
   Been cheated on.
   Written a 10 page letter.
   Gone skiing.
   Been sailing.
   Cut yourself on accident.
   ...on purpose
   Had a best friend.
   Lost someone you loved.
   Shoplifted something.
   Been to jail.
   Dangerously close to being in jail.
   Skipped school
   Had detention.
   Got in trouble for something you didn’t do.
   Stolen books from the library.
   Gone to a different country.
   Dropped out of school.
   Been in a mental hospital.
   Watched the “Harry Potter” movies.
   Had an online diary.
   Fired a gun.
   Had a yard sale.
   Had a lemonade stand.
   Actually made money at the lemonade stand.
   Been in a school play.
   Been fired from a job.
   Taken a lie detector test.
   Swam with dolphins.
   Gone to sea world.
   Voted for someone on a reality TV show.
   Written poetry.
   Read more than 20 books a year.
   Gone to Europe.
   Loved someone you shouldn’t have.
   Used a coloring book over age 12.
   Had surgery.
   Had stitches
   Taken a taxi.
   Seen the Washington Monument.
   Had more than 5 IM’s/online conversations going at once.
   Overdosed.
   Had a drug or alcohol problem.
   Been in a fist fight.
   Suffered any form of abuse.
   Gone surfing in California.
   Had a hamster.
   Pet a wild animal.
   Used a credit card.
   Did “spirit day” at school.
   Dyed your hair.
   Got a tattoo.
   Had something pierced.
   Got straight A’s.
   Been on the Honor Roll.
   Known someone with HIV or AIDS
   
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3. TazmainianDevil
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   November 25, 2010 5:16pm UTC
   Honestly,
   I was sad when Beast turned into a prince.
   I would rather take the Beast than the prince anyday.
   If Beast never turned into prince then that would be a true fairytale<3
   Don't Jock pleasee.
   
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4. TazmainianDevil
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   October 1, 2010 10:06pm UTC
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5. TazmainianDevil
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   September 8, 2010 4:15pm UTC
   I like you alot,
   &now that you know makes me like you even more<3
   But, you like her,
   Even though she hurt you so much before,
   But, I still like you,
   I wish you could realize that we were meant to be<3
   All I can do now is hope.
   ^So True^
   p.s. The reason I wrote this in black and white is because I don't want you to like me for the pretty colors
   Don't JOCK but if you do Please give CREDIT!!!(:
   If you like click the <3
   
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6. TazmainianDevil
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   April 1, 2010 10:08am UTC
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