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  1. swimmergirl3796 swimmergirl3796
    posted a quote
    December 12, 2012 7:51pm UTC
    "I don't hate you because you're fat.
    You're fat because I hate you."
    -Mean Girls!

  2. MyWittyProfile MyWittyProfile
    posted a quote
    December 12, 2012 7:13pm UTC
    I ALWAYS HAVE CHAPSTICK ON MY LIPS SO THEY'RE ALWAYS SOFT & KISSABLE
    EVEN THOUGH
    I'M NOT GETTING KISSED

  3. akp1015 akp1015
    posted a quote
    December 12, 2012 9:05pm UTC
    rephrasing a text
    a million times
    just to end up deleting it all and not even send it.

  4. quietkid quietkid
    posted a quote
    December 12, 2012 8:31pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  5. strawberry_skittles strawberry_skittles
    posted a quote
    December 12, 2012 9:14pm UTC
    Pretending not to care about the person
    whos used to mean the world to you...

  6. jacquelinerose697 jacquelinerose697
    posted a quote
    December 12, 2012 4:45pm UTC
    Number of times Harry has denied dating Taylor: 3
    Number of times Harry has denied dating
    Me: 0
    exactly...

  7. Yourbeautiful* Yourbeautiful*
    posted a quote
    December 12, 2012 5:59pm UTC
    A strong person is not the one
    who doesn't cry.
    A strong person is the one,
    who cries for a moment.
    Then gets up and fights again.

  8. TheCastawayWolf TheCastawayWolf
    posted a quote
    December 12, 2012 5:31pm UTC
    Me: Ugh, I'm so tired.
    Friend: When did you get up?
    Me: 5:00
    Friend: Yeah? Well I got up at 4:00.
    Me: ....
    Me: .........
    Me: Sorry to hear that, but that does not change the fact that I am tired.
    I hate when people do that.

  9. horsegirl99 horsegirl99
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2012 9:05pm UTC
    You're the jelly to my burger,
    The knife to my soup,
    The glitter to my sushi,
    And the ketchup to my ice-cream,
    My point is, I don't need you and I never will.
    nmq/nmf

  10. LifesMyMuse LifesMyMuse
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2012 5:35pm UTC
    *little cousin walks in wearing a crown*
    Me:Aw! Are you a princess?
    Her: No, I don' t want to be!
    Me: But don' t you want to find your Prince and ride off into the sunset?
    Her: I'd rather be the queen. Then I could just force who ever I want to marry me.
    Me:LOL

  11. whoaitsmidge_x3 whoaitsmidge_x3
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2012 5:36pm UTC
    Periods are ridiculous
    you shouldn't be punished for not getting pregnant.

  12. strawberry_skittles strawberry_skittles
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2012 5:13pm UTC
    Plot Twist: He likes you back.

  13. MyMindBook MyMindBook
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2012 8:08pm UTC
    Chocolate is said to contain phenythylamine.
    The same chemical your brain produces when you fall in love.
    No love life? Eat Chocolate.

  14. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2012 2:50pm UTC
    Harry Potter- on facebook during class!
    about a minute ago ·Like· Comment · See Friendship
    -----------------------------------------------------------------
    Snape- turn to page 394.
    about a minute ago ·Like·
    nmq/nmf

  15. cristymusicluver cristymusicluver
    posted a quote
    December 6, 2012 7:18pm UTC
    Teacher: *says my name*
    Popular girl: Who's that?
    Me: * raises hand*
    Popular girl: she's so quiet. it's like she's not even here
    Me:
    Her:
    Me:
    Her:
    Me: that's because I hate all of you

  16. juju5068 juju5068
    posted a quote
    December 6, 2012 8:26pm UTC
    That Awkward Moment When...
    You're at your friends house and thier parents are screaming at them and you're just like
    Wow.That's a nice wall...

  17. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    December 7, 2012 4:03pm UTC
    I wonder
    If I made a difference to anyone this year...

  18. Smile_please Smile_please
    posted a quote
    December 6, 2012 8:33pm UTC
    New names for things:
    CD- sound bagle
    GUM- flavor stick
    GRASS- Earth fur
    COFEE TABLES- shin bruisers
    BELLS- ding-a-lings
    CACTUS- don't-touch-ems
    BENCH- butt board
    GASOLINE- car juice
    HUMANS- land angels
    nmq

  19. Landen* Landen*
    posted a quote
    December 6, 2012 7:20pm UTC
    I feel like all the good quotes are ignored.

  20. soccertrack soccertrack
    posted a quote
    December 6, 2012 4:16pm UTC
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    AN'T NOBODY GOT TIME FOR
    THAT!!!!!!!!!!!

:)

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