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TaraWuzAlwaysHerehappy witty anniversary!

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Member Since: 25 Apr 2011 06:22pm

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  1. TaraWuzAlwaysHere TaraWuzAlwaysHere happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2013 5:58am UTC
    Every time I think of you, I have to remind myself that if you wanted to talk to me,
    { you would. }

  2. TaraWuzAlwaysHere TaraWuzAlwaysHere happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2013 5:48am UTC
    In order for you to insult me,
    I would first have to value your opinion.

  3. TaraWuzAlwaysHere TaraWuzAlwaysHere happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2013 5:46am UTC
    Fairy tales are more than true: not because they tell us that dragons exist,
    but because they tell us dragons can be beaten. ---Neil Gaiman

  4. TaraWuzAlwaysHere TaraWuzAlwaysHere happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2013 5:41am UTC
    Why fall in love
    when you can fall asleep.

  5. TaraWuzAlwaysHere TaraWuzAlwaysHere happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2013 5:32am UTC
    Crush's Friend: *Puts up pic of crush sleeping*
    Me: He sleeps on mattresses, too! We have so much in common.

  6. TaraWuzAlwaysHere TaraWuzAlwaysHere happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2013 7:11am UTC
    I've been waiting all this time to finally say it but now I see your heart's been taken and nothing could be worse.
    { Baby, I loved you first. }

  7. TaraWuzAlwaysHere TaraWuzAlwaysHere happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2013 6:42pm UTC
    Dad at 1 in the morning: "Wow, it's dark outside."

  8. TaraWuzAlwaysHere TaraWuzAlwaysHere happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2013 10:53pm UTC
    "You don't have to be a millionaire," says the celebrity with a mansion and 12 cars.

  9. TaraWuzAlwaysHere TaraWuzAlwaysHere happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2013 8:12am UTC
    I love to drink Hawaiian Punch and eat cookies.
    It reminds me of the Birthday Party I was never invited to.

  10. TaraWuzAlwaysHere TaraWuzAlwaysHere happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2013 6:00am UTC
    (✿◠‿◠)
    Guess what, friends?
    (✿◠‿◠)
    I got my monthly.
    (✿◔◡◔)
    Right before a long road-trip.
    (✿ಥ_ಥ)

  11. TaraWuzAlwaysHere TaraWuzAlwaysHere happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2013 5:42am UTC
    ❝ My biggest fear is that eventually you will see me the way I see myself. ❞

  12. TaraWuzAlwaysHere TaraWuzAlwaysHere happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2013 5:15am UTC
    When you hate someone so much but people just think you're jealous.
    So you're sitting there like; ≧◉◡◉≦

  13. TaraWuzAlwaysHere TaraWuzAlwaysHere happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2013 8:09pm UTC
    ********* please do not remove the credit, this format was made by petrichor :-) ALSO DO NOT REMOVE THIS PART EITHER BECAUSE THIS IS THE CREDIT TOO OKAY
    Owl City
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    Follow
    Oh look it's 11:11 I wish I had a life.
    ********* please do not remove the credit, this format was made by petrichor :-) ALSO DO NOT REMOVE THIS PART EITHER BECAUSE THIS IS THE CREDIT TOO OKAY
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  14. TaraWuzAlwaysHere TaraWuzAlwaysHere happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2013 1:02am UTC
    Me: *About to fall asleep.*
    Brain: Remember that time you almost tripped in front of your crush?!
    Brain: Or the time you squeaked when he asked you a question?!

  15. TaraWuzAlwaysHere TaraWuzAlwaysHere happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2013 5:46pm UTC
    -"There will come a moment when you'll have the chance to do the right thing."
    -"I love those moments. I like to wave at them as they pass by."
    --Pirates of the Carribean

  16. TaraWuzAlwaysHere TaraWuzAlwaysHere happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2013 2:39am UTC
    Soundtrack of My Life:
    1.) Open your library (iTunes, Media Player, all the rest...)
    2.) Put it on shuffle
    3.) Press play
    4.) For every question, type the song that's playing
    Opening Credits: Roll Up - Wiz Khalifa
    Waking up: Whiplash - Selena Gomez
    First day of school: Sexy and I Know It - LMFAO
    Falling in love: Dance For Life - Drew Seeley
    Breaking up: My Girl - Mindless Behavior
    Studying/Working: Ride (Main Version) - Ciara
    Life: Oh Yeah - Big Time Rush
    Mental Breakdown: I Made It - Kevin Rudolf
    Sunny Day: I Like To Dance - Hot Chelle Rae
    Rainy Day: The Rain - Akon Coincidence? I think not.
    Party Music: Twist My Hips - Tim James and Nevermind
    Driving: Favorite Girl - Justin Bieber
    Sleeping: Without You - David Guetta feat. Usher
    Nightmares: Young, Wild and Free - Wiz Khalifa
    Flashback: In Case - Demi Lovato
    Wedding: Nothing Even Matters - Big Time Rush
    Birth of child: Shake Down - Akon
    Final Battle: Warrior - Demi Lovato
    Death Scene: This The City - Ed Sheeran
    Funeral Song: Down To Earth - Justin Bieber
    End Credits: OMG - Usher
    Got this idea from another wittian. Peaceskies.

  17. TaraWuzAlwaysHere TaraWuzAlwaysHere happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2013 12:50am UTC
    No one ever reads the instructions to Monopoly
    except when an argument breaks out.

  18. TaraWuzAlwaysHere TaraWuzAlwaysHere happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2013 4:48am UTC
    "We're all damaged in our own way. Nobody's perfect. I think we are all
    somewhat screwy, every single one of us." ---Johnny Depp

  19. TaraWuzAlwaysHere TaraWuzAlwaysHere happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2013 1:26am UTC
    Me: *Sits outside for one minute.*
    Me: Am I tan yet?

  20. TaraWuzAlwaysHere TaraWuzAlwaysHere happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2013 1:10am UTC
    I've always wanted a Witty Best-Friend
    and I'm jealous of the ones who HAVE ONE.

:)

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