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  1. livsbestfriendryan livsbestfriendryan
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2011 5:12pm EST
    I hate getting out of the shower
    it's like the north pole invaded my bathroom
    my format : livsbestfriendryan

  2. Paytonnn Paytonnn
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2011 5:15pm EST
    Guy Translations:
    when he says, " I don't want a relationship right now"
    he means,"I don't want a relationship with you"

  3. JustTheWayIAm JustTheWayIAm
    posted a quote
    November 27, 2011 9:55pm EST
    your dick should be in yor pants,
    not your personality.

  4. valentineunicorn valentineunicorn
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2011 5:17pm EST
    Blanket on; Too hot.Blanket off; Too cold.One leg out; perfect. until the demon from Paranormal Activity comes and drags you down the hallway ;)

  5. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2011 6:17pm EST
    not my format.
    To op en my school book
    on the weekend is like killing myself.

  6. HopelesslyFaithful HopelesslyFaithful
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2011 4:39pm EST
    For those of you who don't know, marrymejustin is my sister. Her real name is Bridgette.
    None of you know this, but she tried to kill herself today. She tried to jump off the roof of the school.
    I'm sorry to bother you guys, but I felt like writing would help me feel better.
    Thank you if you read this whole quote.

  7. CamiTheBaconator CamiTheBaconator
    posted a quote
    November 27, 2011 8:29pm EST
    i don't care what they say...
    nmf/CamiTheBaconator i'm gonna marry you someday.

  8. iBeStrong iBeStrong
    posted a quote
    November 27, 2011 8:39pm EST
    when i was younger and my mom came to get me from a friends;;
    "quick hide!! I will tell her you left!"
    ♥i miss that.

  9. Drew1996 Drew1996
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2011 3:12am EST
    Are you crying?!
    No, I'm just peeing from my eyes!

  10. Elenlovesu Elenlovesu
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2011 5:29pm EST
    If pinochio said, "My nose will grow right now." What would happen? Think about it.
    Credit: FaveFormats

  11. tobrramo tobrramo
    posted a quote
    November 27, 2011 7:41pm EST
    I'm sad, hurt, mad, and disapointed.
    »but you know what?«
    I'll put on a smile and move on .
    Credit: FaveFormats

  12. ohhshanappp ohhshanappp
    posted a quote
    November 27, 2011 10:07pm EST
    i said i'd never let you go
    and i never did.

  13. hannahlovesxox hannahlovesxox
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2011 6:18pm EST
    i think the most beautiful people are,
    are the ones who went through the hardest times in life but still manage to keep a smile on their face, espeically if they have a bright personality to go along with that smile.

  14. ImYourNothingxoxo ImYourNothingxoxo
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2011 6:37pm EST
    You look pretty today!
    ..Was I ugly yesterday?

  15. basketball24 basketball24
    posted a quote
    November 27, 2011 8:29pm EST
    don't do things just to make other
    people happy. do it so that you're happy.
    format: lexidanielle_xo

  16. beautyinabox beautyinabox
    posted a quote
    November 27, 2011 7:29pm EST
    PRNDL
    "WOULD YOU LIKE AMMM OR FMMM?!" ♥

  17. whenever_you_smile whenever_you_smile
    posted a quote
    November 27, 2011 7:41pm EST
    When someone says "I like your shirt"
    I look down to see what I'm wearing.
    Format by Sandrasaurus nmq

  18. Dylannn Dylannn
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2011 3:29pm EST
    are you lost?
    because heavens a long way from here.
    ;)

  19. ThatCoolKid87 ThatCoolKid87
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2011 5:17pm EST
    Team Bella's Dad's Mustache.


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    December 31, 1969 7:00pm EST
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