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TKORyan

1. TKORyan
   posted a quote
   September 10, 2012 10:55pm UTC
   I don't curse.
   I use "sentence enhancers"!
   Patrick has made a great
   influence on me :)
   
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2. TKORyan
   posted a quote
   September 10, 2012 10:46pm UTC
   Conversation between me and my friend.
   Friend: You have a witty?
   Me: Yeah.
   Fr iend : Dude. ..your a guy!
   Me: Yeah but do you know whyyyy i have one?
   Friend: No. Why?
   Me: Cuz you can see how girls talk when they're not around us.
   Friend: .....DUDE I'M GONNA MAKE A WITTY!
   
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3. TKORyan
   posted a quote
   September 10, 2012 9:56pm UTC
   You know that you're in love when:
   You're with your girlfriend or texting her, and she says she has to go,
   And you're depressed until she comes back.
   <3333333
   
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4. TKORyan
   posted a quote
   August 13, 2012 5:36pm UTC
   *talking and fighting boxing teacher (basically also my second dad)*
   *punch me in the chin and pops a pimple*
   me: AH!
   teacher: are you all right? did i pop something?
   me:
   teacher:
   me:
   teacher:
   me:
   teacher:
   bloody chin:
   my head: do or say something!
   *punch him in the face*
   me:
   teacher:
   me:
   teacher:
   me:
   teacher:
   gloves:
   Muhammad Ali poster:
   plant:
   *he punches me across the face and i fall over*
   ...
   *continue talking and fighting*
   
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5. TKORyan
   posted a quote
   July 22, 2012 12:47am UTC
   You made fun of my love and I, and laughed.
   I punched you in the stomach, and you cried like a frickin' baby.
   You kick me out, and I walk away still cursing you out, and telling you off.
   You pick up a wooden stool, and swing to my head.
   I catch it mid-swing, and throw it on the ground.
   It's funny cuz last week the SAME thing happened a few days ago. Except that time you used a bat.
   Grow some balls, and fight like a man with your fists.
   Anyway.
   After you swing a stool at me, I tackle you, continuing to kick your sorry @$$.
   I get off of you, and you kick me out again.
   As I walk away, I sarcastically ask if we're still cool.
   You reply nonchalantly, "Yeah. Just don't hit me like that".
   So, we're "friends" again.
   ...WTF is wrong with you, you mothereffing SOB.
   And by the way. No. We're not friends. Sorry.
   
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6. TKORyan
   posted a quote
   June 5, 2012 9:05pm UTC
   Life is like a huge boxing match.
   Live it to its fullest.
   Fight till the end,
   Don't stop fighting till you hear that bell.
   Keep on fighting till the rounds over.
   "It ain't over till its over."
   TKO Ryan Morello
   
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7. TKORyan
   posted a quote
   June 4, 2012 9:34pm UTC
   Last night I sent an angel to watch over you. It came back a minute laster, and I asked it why. It replies, "I'm sorry but angels don't watch over other angels."
   Love,
   Ryan <3
   
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8. TKORyan
   posted a quote
   June 4, 2012 9:00pm UTC
   Last night I looked up into the sky and matched every star with a reason why I love you. I was doing great until I ran out of stars. <3
   
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