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Member Since: 8 Jan 2011 05:21pm

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funny. creative. individual. open-minded. optimistic (most of the time). dancer. artist. complicated. lover not a fighter. ♥

THEobesellama
posted a quote
September 20, 2011 7:26pm UTC

When you carry a Bible, the devil gets a headache. When you open it, he collapses. When he sees you reading it, he faints. When he sees you living it, he flees. And just when you're about to re-post this, he will try & discourage you. I just defeated him. Favorite, copy & paste this if you're in God's army!

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THEobesellama
posted a quote
May 23, 2011 11:12pm UTC

I don't mean to impress you but...
I've ran with scissors(;

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THEobesellama
posted a quote
May 21, 2011 7:59pm UTC

Who else is still alive after the "Rapture?"

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THEobesellama
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April 27, 2011 6:56pm UTC

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THEobesellama
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April 27, 2011 6:50pm UTC

bombing for peace is like fúcking for virginity

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THEobesellama
posted a quote
April 27, 2011 4:11pm UTC

"Are you crying?"
No, I'm just peeing from my eyes. -.-"

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THEobesellama
posted a quote
April 27, 2011 4:06pm UTC

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Waking up in the morning with your hair not the same as you went to sleep with it
Who else thinks their pillow is a hairdresser?
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THEobesellama
posted a quote
April 27, 2011 1:02pm UTC

Dealing with backstabbers,
there was one thing I learned.
They're only powerful when you got your back turned.
-Eminem

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THEobesellama
posted a quote
March 14, 2011 11:00pm UTC

Mr. Bennet- K, time for a pop quizzicle
Josh- Out of all things, why is it called a quizzicle?
Mr, Bennet- Cause I said so
Josh- So if a quiz is called a quizzicle...what's the version for test?
Mr. Bennet- A testi-....GET OUT OF MY CLASS!
Josh- You set yourself up...
Ahh, don't you just love your guy friends (;

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THEobesellama
posted a quote
March 14, 2011 10:51pm UTC

I don't know which one is worse for your lungs...
-smoking
-breathing in gasoline
✔ walking into a Hollister

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THEobesellama
posted a quote
March 1, 2011 8:57pm UTC

Dear Parents,
Oh, It's just this guy who offered me candy to find his lost puppy. He'll be picking me up around 6 in his white van.
Sincerely,
stop asking me who I'm texting

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THEobesellama
posted a quote
February 28, 2011 9:25pm UTC

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That awkward moment when you beat Eminem in a rap battle

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THEobesellama
posted a quote
February 12, 2011 7:58pm UTC

I don't understand why Cupid
was chosen to represent
Valentine's Day. When I think
about romance, the last thing
on my mind is a short, chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon

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THEobesellama
posted a quote
February 12, 2011 4:54pm UTC

Remember when getting high meant swinging on the playground?
When protection meant wearing a helmet?
When the worst thing that you could get
from boys were cooties?
Dad's shoulders were the highest place on earth
& mom was your hero?
Your worst enemies were your siblings?
Race issues were about
who ran the fastest?
War was only a card game?
The only drug you knew was
cough medicine?
Wearing a skirt didn't make you a slut?
The only thing that hurt were skinned knees?
& we couldn't wait to grow up. ?♥ ♥

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THEobesellama
posted a quote
February 12, 2011 12:11am UTC

Who else gets paranoid walking down the hallway at night to use the bathroom?

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THEobesellama
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February 5, 2011 4:52pm UTC

Girls are like apples...the best ones are at the top of the trees. The boys don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of f
a
l
ling and getting hurt. Instead, they just get the rotten apples that are on the ground that aren't as good, but easy. So the apples at the top think there is something wrong with them, when, in reality, they are amazing.They just have to wait for the right boy to come along, the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree...

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THEobesellama
posted a quote
February 5, 2011 4:02pm UTC

Late at night, when all the world
is sleeping, I stay up and think of you- and
I wish on a star that somewhere,
you are thinking of me, too.❤

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THEobesellama
posted a quote
January 26, 2011 11:43pm UTC

Walking past a person
and thinking
"damn, you smell good" ♥_♥
[I hope I'm not alone]

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THEobesellama
posted a quote
January 26, 2011 8:52pm UTC

Saying beer can in a British accent really
does sound like you're saying bacon
in a Jamaican one. O.o

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THEobesellama
posted a quote
January 26, 2011 6:35pm UTC

I liked that song...
until Kidz Bop sang it

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