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  1. HowIMetYourMotherFreak HowIMetYourMotherFreak
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2011 11:53pm UTC
    For every favorite I get, I'll stop cutting for for a day. Seriously! People I need inspiration!
    Or Else my mom will put me i therapy...

  2. IFeelLikeDancing_Tonightxx IFeelLikeDancing_Tonightxx
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2011 5:20pm UTC
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  3. Sunshine1995 Sunshine1995
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2011 11:44am UTC
    fav this,
    if you're single.

  4. lisidavisxo lisidavisxo
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2011 10:47am UTC
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  5. 2nddegreeTKDMickayla99 2nddegreeTKDMickayla99
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2011 5:02pm UTC
    My friend's little sister just ate her mom's makeup, and said,
    "I just wanted to feel beautiful on the inside."
    She's 7
    Click the heart♥ if you think this is horrible nmf

  6. soccerstarx2 soccerstarx2
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2011 10:50am UTC
    3 0 H ! 3
    told me not to trust you

  7. graceexo graceexo
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2011 8:48am UTC
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  8. fuckbrittany fuckbrittany
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2011 4:47pm UTC
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    Can you imagine if you went to the doctors and had a sore
    throat; and he asked you what the problem was and
    you suddenly turned into Eminem
    "I CAN'T TELL YOU WHAT IT REALLY IS
    I CAN ONLY TELL YOU WHAT IT
    FEELS LIKE. AND RIGHT NOW IT FEELS
    LIKE THERE'S A STEEL KNIFE IN MY
    WINDPIPE"
    ------------------------
    *nnmf

  9. caitocutie caitocutie
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2011 1:44pm UTC
    >>>>>>We all know that last week was suicide prevention week.
    My school even had a walk on Friday.
    A suicide prevention walk.
    Today, a boy in my grade took his own life.
    He was fourteen years old.
    We goes to my school.
    I didn't know him, and we didn't have any classes together.
    His sister found him dead in his room.
    No one even know why, he didn't leave a note.
    Please show your support in honor of him.
    Rest in peace, Jamey R.

  10. silje_x3 silje_x3
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2011 5:14pm UTC
    fave if you've ever lied ;
    if you don't fave you're lying. ♡

  11. qpsbg57 qpsbg57
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2011 10:47am UTC
    So this morning I was watching some little kid, Disney show in my room.
    The little pirate asked me to help him 'Row his boat' to get across the river.
    Of course I did.
    Little did I know, my Dad was watching me while I was doing this.
    He's now setting up an appointment for a therapist.
    MLIA♥

  12. xxshatteredxx446 xxshatteredxx446
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2011 1:10am UTC
    when we're in nursing homes
    all the boys will have neck problems
    from doing so many hair flips

  13. danzakuduro danzakuduro
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2011 1:33pm UTC
    ‎:::MUST READ:::
    At age 15, your dad
    expects a hug when you come home, you thank
    him by going into your room.
    At age 18, he cries
    ......at your graduation, you thank him by partying
    all night.
    At age 26 he pays for your wedding,
    you thank him by moving states.
    At age 50, he
    falls ill and you weren't there. He slowly dies,
    and it all came crashing down on your heart.
    it's so unfair
    If you love your dad, fave this ♥
    I love you Dad.

  14. xbecka xbecka
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2011 10:17am UTC
    I got sent out of class once at school.
    The teacher yelled at me, "What would your parents say if I called them?"
    I replied, "Hello?"

  15. NeverShoutBecca NeverShoutBecca
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2011 12:20pm UTC
    "l love you THIS much!"
    I said to my bofriend as I jumped into the air,
    stretching out my arms and legs.
    "I don't know if I can beat that!" he joked.
    Then he smiled and said, "actually, maybe I can."
    And he got down on one knee and pulled out
    a beautiful diamond ring.
    - LGMH ♥

  16. WishingLily WishingLily
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2011 9:14am UTC
    "Who's that?"
    "Her boyfriend"
    "Wait,I thought she was with that other
    guy"
    "No that was yesterday"
    "Oh..."

  17. graceexo graceexo
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2011 9:02am UTC
    the little dance your fingers do..
    when you don't know how to reply to a text.♥

  18. sarahmarlowXxx sarahmarlowXxx
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2011 9:05am UTC
    "Hi"
    "Hi"
    "Who was that?"
    "I have no idea.."

  19. Rejected Rejected
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2011 9:50am UTC
    * P u t s o n t o o m u c h l o t i o n *
    you: oh crap
    *wipes half of it on the person next to you*

  20. Mikay30 Mikay30
    posted a quote
    September 14, 2011 6:33pm UTC
    Principal Franklin: Before I announce the winner, I feel compelled to tell you the worst guess, which was 5.
    Gibby: I won? I won!
    Principal Franklin: No Gibby, you didn't win. In fact, your guess was so far off that we're calling your parents and having you tested.
    Gibby: Again?

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