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SwaggerChick

1. SwaggerChick
   posted a quote
   July 17, 2012 10:46pm UTC
   My teacher pointed at me with his ruler and said: "At the end of the ruler there's an idiot!"
   I got detention after asking which end.
   NMQ
   
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2. SwaggerChick
   posted a quote
   July 2, 2012 1:43am UTC
   We All Remember Playing This As Kids;
   Ring Around The Rosie
   A Pocket Full Of Posies
   Ashes Ashes We All Fall Down
   
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3. SwaggerChick
   posted a quote
   June 28, 2012 12:15am UTC
   When i was younger and we went out to eat, i would always take the money my parents left on the table because i thought they forgot it.
   
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4. SwaggerChick
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   June 23, 2012 4:12pm UTC
   My biggest fear; Getting a paper cut in my eye.
   
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5. SwaggerChick
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   May 26, 2012 1:03pm UTC
   That awkward moment when your watching dora and your mom gets the answer wrong.
   
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6. SwaggerChick
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   May 14, 2012 11:56pm UTC
   You will never be able to start a new chapter of your life unless you stop looking back at the last one<3
   
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7. SwaggerChick
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   May 12, 2012 9:05am UTC
   You know its gunna be a good story when it starts with..This B*tch..
   
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8. SwaggerChick
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   May 11, 2012 9:34pm UTC
   Cool Story Babe..now make me a sandwhich
   
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9. SwaggerChick
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   May 10, 2012 8:55pm UTC
   I dont want a relationship like the ones in the movies..they only last 2 hours.
   
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10. SwaggerChick
    posted a quote
    May 10, 2012 7:25pm UTC
    If im ever on a date and its bad..im just going to stand up and say, "Im an actor, they are all actors, and you are on MTV's disaster date!" and run out.
    
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