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jimmy365
posted a quote
January 28, 2013 1:40pm UTC

me: starts walking
me: becomes self conscious about
what arms are supposed to do
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 | f u n n i e s

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jimmy365
posted a quote
January 28, 2013 2:43pm UTC

it takes hours
to write an awesome essay but a
milisecond to close without saving
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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jimmy365
posted a quote
January 28, 2013 3:22pm UTC

me: *likes character*
character: *dies*
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 | f u n n i e s

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jimmy365
posted a quote
January 28, 2013 3:34pm UTC

crushes
PHASE I - where i won't shut the
heck up about him but i pretend i
don't like him
PHASE II - where i start to try to
read into what he is saying and
pretend that they like me too
PHASE III - where all hope is lost i
decide they don't like me im a big
loser with a stupid face
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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jimmy365
posted a quote
January 28, 2013 1:28pm UTC

i like google earth
it's amazing. they photographed
every road in the whole world and
they put them on the computer. you
just type it in and you go there.
and you sit in front of the computer and
think, "I can go anywhere,
anywhere in the world. Where
shall I go?" And we all come to the
same conclusion: MY HOUSE!
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Steve
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January 27, 2013 12:46pm UTC

"While an author is yet living, we estimate his powers by his worst performance; and when he is dead, we rate them by his best." — Samuel Johnson

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posted a quote
January 28, 2013 11:27am UTC

Are you made from Copper and Tellurium? Because you're so
Copper
29
Cu
Tellurium
52
Te

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BethPress
posted a quote
January 28, 2013 4:22pm UTC

Friends are like trees.
They're allergic to chainsaws.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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meh*
posted a quote
January 23, 2013 2:32pm UTC

Dumb Fact #2:
I n t h e a v e r a g e l i f e t i m e , a p e r s o n w i l l w a l k t h e
e q u i v a l e n t o f 5 times a r o u n d t h e e q u a t o r .
(Except for us Wittians. For us maybe 5 times around the house max)

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ChocoTaco
posted a quote
January 23, 2013 11:17am UTC

It's 2013
Why does food still have calories?

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sarahmarlowXxx
posted a quote
January 23, 2013 5:04pm UTC

Today a guy in my class told us that he's gay and wanted everyone to know because that's who he is.
My teacher nodded and told us that if we had any other personal news to share, we should do it now...
And this really quiet kid stood up, announced he was sexually attracted to owls, and then sat down.
We aren't allowed to share personal things in class anymore.
*tumblr*

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lovecrazy
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January 23, 2013 2:41pm UTC

*Walks by a pregnant lady*
Well, I know what you've been doing. *Makes bed squeaking noises*

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JudyBeautyActress
posted a quote
January 23, 2013 3:15pm UTC

Take the time to read this. You won't regret it.
So the most unusual thing happened to me today.
I was at the eye doctor and my mother told me to get her purse from her car
I go to get the purse and immediately get back in the elevator to find this man
Out of nowhere he asks me if I play piano
I answer telling him yes
He then asks me if I sing
I respond yes once more
I added in that I am also an actress
He takes my hands
Rubs them against his
And says "God Bless You"
He said recognition would come into play in my future
That'd it'd be an honor to have my autograph
This man is a pastor at a church
This man made my day.

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lovecrazy
posted a quote
January 23, 2013 3:15pm UTC

Me: Mom, everyone's going.
Mom: Be a leader, not a follower.
Me:
Mom:
Me: Fine.
Me: I'll just lead myself into the kitchen and get some food.
Me: And then I'll lead myself to the computer and sit there for hours.
Me: I'm going to start a new trend called "let's get fat and be internet addicts."
Me: Cause I'm a leader, not a follower.
Mom:
Me:
Obama:
Your mom:
Honey Boo Boo:
Channing Tatum: You're hot.
Me: What?
Mom: What?
Channing Tatum: Can you please lead yourself into my bedroom?
Me:
Mom:
Channing Tatum:
Me: This is me being a uh leader and uh leading myself into Channing Tatum's bedroom and never coming out.
Me: Cause remember? I'm a leader, not a follower.
True story.
Okay, maybe the last part didn't happen, but we all know he was thinking it.

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