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  1. lovebeinghyper lovebeinghyper
    posted a quote
    November 29, 2012 3:14pm UTC
    Mean Boys..
    You can only have your
    hair spiky once a week,
    You can't wear the
    same after shave
    two days in a row,
    You can only wear
    shirts or polo's on
    a Friday
    And on Wednesday's
    we wear blue.

  2. Princess* Princess*
    posted a quote
    November 7, 2012 3:30pm UTC
    I HOPE MY NINTENDOG IS OK,
    I haven't fed it in 6 years

  3. sammy* sammy*
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2012 4:38pm UTC
    If I was a docter.
    Hot guy: I sprained my wrist.
    Me: Okay take off your underwear.

  4. manhattanight manhattanight
    posted a quote
    November 24, 2012 4:24pm UTC
    PLOT TWIST
    The series finale of iCarly ends with
    Miranda Cosgrove waking up
    from a coma in a hospital bed,
    with Drake and Josh by her side
    saying, "Megan?"

  5. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2012 9:31pm UTC
    what if we are all actors in a bestseller book?

  6. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2012 9:40pm UTC
    they should have one line
    at every store for people who have their sh/t together.

  7. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2012 9:20pm UTC
    sometimes i like to stand in front
    of the toaster and try not to flinch when the toast comes out.

  8. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2012 9:34pm UTC
    i used to believe that if
    I only slept with one stuffed animal, the rest would come to life during the night and kill me.

  9. lana del go away * lana del go away *
    posted a quote
    November 20, 2012 6:27pm UTC
    *in grocery store*
    mom? where'd you go?
    oh no now someone is going to see me alone and kidnap me and stuff me in their trunk and drive me to Mexico and hold me hostage for ransom and my mom wont have enough money and so he will chop me into bits and -
    oh there she is...

  10. Dakota399 Dakota399
    posted a quote
    November 17, 2012 5:58pm UTC
    Girls eat desserts when they are stressed, because desserts spells stressed backwards

  11. of_mice_and_lucifer* of_mice_and_lucifer*
    posted a quote
    November 16, 2012 12:06am UTC
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    saving this.

  12. BBallGurl1425 BBallGurl1425
    posted a quote
    November 14, 2012 10:34pm UTC
    Me:Mom im bored what should I do?
    Mom:Clean your room!
    Me:Nevermind!

  13. ZoeBoe ZoeBoe
    posted a quote
    November 15, 2012 2:55am UTC
    That Awkward moment when your crush asks you who you like.
    NMQ

  14. AshleyRoseXoXoXo AshleyRoseXoXoXo
    posted a quote
    November 14, 2012 10:09pm UTC
    3.
    Things i do not
    understand
    about guys
    Why do you spit on the ground?Do you think that's attractive or a turn on?
    No.

  15. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    November 12, 2012 7:01pm UTC
    Simon says jump.
    Simon didn't say to land. You are all out.

  16. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    November 12, 2012 7:34pm UTC
    I think on december 21st all the power companies
    should shut off the power...for like 10 mins to make people freak the f/ck out.

  17. Bananabrains316 Bananabrains316
    posted a quote
    November 12, 2012 10:21pm UTC
    Oh look.
    My cup of f/cks is empty.

  18. chrissaysrawr chrissaysrawr
    posted a quote
    November 13, 2012 10:34am UTC
    lms for a rate

  19. awkward_misfit awkward_misfit
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2012 5:05pm UTC
    I have screwed up 66% of my teenage life.
    [] Kissed someone before dating
    [] Gotten a phone taken away at school
    [x] Gotten caught chewing gum
    [] Gotten caught cheating on a test
    Total so far: 1
    [x] Arrived late to class more than 5 times
    [x] Didn't do homework over 5 times
    [x] Turned at least 2 projects in late
    [] Missed school just because you felt like it
    []Laughed so loud you got kicked out of class
    Total so far: 4
    [] Got your mom, dad, etc to get you out of school
    [x] Text people during class
    [x] Passed notes
    [x] Threw stuff across the room
    [x] Laughed at the teacher
    Total so far: 11
    [x] Took pictures during school hours
    [x] Called someone during school hours
    [x] Listened to iPod, CD, etc during school hours
    Total so far: 14
    [] Threw something at the teacher
    [] Went outside the classroom without permission
    [x] Broke the dress code
    [] Failed a class
    [x] Ate food during class
    Total so far: 16
    [] Been called the worst student
    [] Punished on a school trip because you behaved badly
    [] Didn't take your stuff to school
    [x] Given a teacher the finger when they weren't looking
    Total so far: 17
    [x] Faked your parents signature
    [x] Slept in class
    [x] Cursed at a teacher behind their back
    [x] Copied homework
    [] Got in trouble with the principal/vice principal/dean
    [x] Thrown food in the lunch room
    Total so far: 66
    Multiply by 3 for a total. Post as "I have screwed up __% of my teenage life.
    nmqf

  20. awkward_misfit awkward_misfit
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2012 2:28pm UTC
    We accept the love we think we deserve
    Whether that love be good, bad, truth, lies
    We accept it all the same
    Because we don't see ourselves
    The way others see us

:)

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