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  1. Melrose* Melrose*
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2013 8:24pm UTC
    something ill never understand is why we care so much what strangers think of us.

  2. wittyquotesgurl wittyquotesgurl
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2013 5:30pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  3. OreoLover OreoLover
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2013 9:22pm UTC
    Imagine that all of us Wittians got together and had like,
    A Witty Party.
    It'd be so cool. For snacks and refreshments, we'd have pizza, ice cream, a nutella bar, and we could watch movies like Mean Girls and old Disney shows, and we'd stay in our sweatpants and comfy clothes all night, and we could call hot guys off of restricted numbers because we're too insecure to talk to them, and then we could have fandom trivia rounds
    and the prizes would include little band member/
    book character bobble heads and stuff, & then
    we'd all write down our favorite songs so that
    they're all played by the end of the night,
    and we'd just have the best time ever.

  4. hallo1234 hallo1234
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2013 12:30pm UTC
    Math test: 2+2= ?
    Me: *uses calculator just in case*

  5. of_mice_and_lucifer* of_mice_and_lucifer*
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2013 12:13am UTC
    Health tips i need to keep, ignore it please unless you want this too ♥
    My grandma always told me to do one more, no matter how tired or bored you are. Always go one more.
    Want a flat tummy? Try eating more oatmeal, broccoli, peanut butter, berries, nuts and whole grains.
    Cut soda out of your diet once and for all. You'll see a major difference in your mood, teeth whiteness and weight.
    An awesome reason to exercise: It can help clear up your skin! People who work out regularly tend not to break out as much, as physical activity helps circulate nutrients and oxygen to your skin.
    New to running? Challenge yourself to jog for an entire song from your iPod next time you hit the track. Then walk for a song for a break. Easy!
    Need some quick cardio? Running up and down your stairs is awesome.
    Spice up your every-day run with intervals. Warm up for 5 minutes, and then do 10 sets of this combo: two minutes of a steady jog, one minute of a run/sprint. Do a 5 minute cool-down and ta-da! your new jazzed up workout.
    Finding it hard to keep up the motivation to exercise?Create a tip jar for yourself and add to it every time you workout. Set a goal so you can treat yourself for all your hard work! A self-defense class is a great way to de-stress, stay fit and keep safe at the same time! Look up local classes and recruit a friend or family member to join.
    People who write out exercise goals have a greater success rate, so put up healthy motivators on your mirror, computer and other places you’ll be sure to see them.
    Did you know that laughing actually burns calories?
    Make a point to work on your posture. Standing and sitting up straight is way better for your back and abs.
    Handy new fact: Tidying up your room can burn up to 130 calories per hour! (this makes me want to take everything out of my room, organize it, and put it back together. possible 4 hours, i hope?)
    Lying on the floor right after school and doing plank pose for 30 seconds is great way to tone those abs and give you a boost before homework.
    Turn your fitness routine into a game with a deck of cards.Assign a different target area, like legs, abs, arms and butt, to each suite. Shuffle and see what you'll flip over next.
    Try calf raises on the stairs to strengthen your gams. Let your heels hang off the edge and raise up on tip-toe, then lower back down. Aim for 30 reps! Try some wall pushups. Stand two feet from the wall, lean with your hands on the wall, slowly push yourself back until your arms are fully extended before returning to your original position. Start a 30-Day Challenge!Vow to pick an exercise routine and stick with it for a full 30 days. Trust us, you’ll love the emotional and physical results. Can’t do sit-ups without someone to hold your feet down? Find a piece of furniture you can slide your toes under to keep ‘em from poppin’ up. Then you can get better abs even when you’re solo. Commercials aren’t the only time to exercise during TV shows – try doing squats during the program. You’ll still be facing forward, and the show will distract you from the fact that you’re even exercising! We promise--working out just once makes you eager to do it again. Get started! Lifting weights isn't just for the boys! Grab a dumbbell and try some resistance work for a totally tough workout. Know yourself. If push-ups are the hardest for you, get them out of the way first. If you wait 'til your workout is almost over, you might skip them. We’re the first to admit it: home workouts can be tough to get into. Motivate yourself to get started by first just sitting on the floor and stretching. Then, warm up with a few easy crunches and push-ups. Soon, you’ll be pumped to start your routine. Next time you’re exercising, add an extra five minutes to your workout. You can do anything from adding five minutes to your jog to doing sit-ups and push-ups during those extra seconds. Increasing the length of your regular regime is a great way to keep your heart healthy and not get stuck in a workout rut. Whole grain vs. whole wheat? Whole grain is better for you because it doesn’t go through a refining process that strips it of nutritional goodies.
    Warm up by eating spicier foods, which are satisfying and can help stimulate digestion at the same time.
    Don’t avoid that sweet craving today. If you restrict yourself now, you might end up eating way too much at your next meal.
    Slow down while you eat.Studies have shown that eating slower helps you to avoid overeating and improves digestion.

  6. ThatWeirdGirl* ThatWeirdGirl*
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2013 9:37pm UTC
    You give me headaches.

  7. l0vee34 l0vee34
    posted a quote
    January 4, 2013 4:58pm UTC
    MY LIFE.

  8. AustinH AustinH
    posted a quote
    January 3, 2013 10:19pm UTC
    i want the d...ouble cheeseburger please

  9. bunnylover43 bunnylover43
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2013 7:04am UTC
    Happy 13th Birthday To Me

  10. jimboslice3 jimboslice3
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2012 4:04pm UTC
    They should invent wifi bracelets,
    so you can wear them anywhere
    and have wifi connection

  11. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  12. Jahyvie Jahyvie
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2012 8:55pm UTC
    Did you know.
    Jim Cummings, the voice of Winnie the Pooh, calls sick children in the hospital and talks to them in character.
    Credit: Jahyvie

  13. a_part_of_me a_part_of_me
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2012 5:48pm UTC
    Everything I like is either;
    Expensive or

  14. Jahyvie Jahyvie
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2012 6:14pm UTC
    So right now, at this moment I'am picking at this pie, its a chocolate lush with mint pieces. And this may have no meaning to you but it has a lot of meaning to me. Ever since 5th grade, up to this last year I have eaten this type of pie, but not alone. I had this guy friend, my best friend actually. He would come over to hang out with me everyday, even if I had a friend over. But after my friend had left it would be about 6:30 P.M. and my parents were usually gone doing something for my brother, and we would sit in the living room alone, not on any of the couches or anything but we would go get pillows and sit in the middle of the floor, right next to each other. We would put on some silly film and slowly eat the pie, the exact pie I'am nibbling at now. We would eat it slow because when we were done he would have to go home. See that was his excuse for staying over later. Sometimes we would smear it all over each others faces or throw it at each other or just be stupid kids because thats what we were. Stupid kids. Then we grew up. We stopped eating the pie, and we stopped talking. He moved away and now this pie, this type of pie is just full of memories. It may sound pathetic but its the truth. So here I'am typing another quote, nibbling at this pie, slowly.

  15. FramingMatthew FramingMatthew
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2012 1:18pm UTC
    This really is the last time I'll get to go on Witty...
    I'm in hospital right now, my family weren't even allowed to see me until last night. I wanted to talk to all of you people one last time, but the doctors wouldn't let my mom take a laptop - I begged them for an hour to let her, even if I could only use it for 15 minutes (I also begged them to let me see my girlfriend, I can be VERY persuasive when I want haha) ... I was THAT desperate.
    But yeah. This is the last time I'll be on Witty.. I could be dead within 2 weeks. It sucks, but everyone will go on without me. They all know that even though I'm not physically with them, I'll always be there; and they can always talk to me, even though I won't be able to respond.
    Gah, there's SO many things I want to say to you all, but I don't know how to say them, and anyways I always end up saying the same kind of thing in my quotes in the hope that people would be inspired. I'm a bit of a fail, aren't I? I'm certainly no Martin Luther King Jr, or Nelson Mandela or any of those awesome inspirational people.. I'm just an ordinary 15 year old kid who's going to die of cancer :Z But I still try. I don't like giving up. And I've been told before that my quotes have saved people's lives. That's.. just amazing. It makes me feel like I have made a difference, even though it was just a small difference to the universe. Does that make sense? .. No, I didn't think so. x_x
    So, all I can say now is.. Read my other quotes. You don't have to fave them, just read them. And never give up on your life. You can get through this. There's always someone going through worse than you; someone who'd give anything to be you.. Like, I'd give anything to be one of you people here than be dying of cancer like I am now.
    You want to be beautiful? Just believe in yourself. Confidence looks good on a girl.
    Thanks for all the love and support, Witty. You all mean the world to me. I love you. <3
    - FramingMatthew

  16. theonethatgotawayOX theonethatgotawayOX
    posted a quote
    December 5, 2012 9:37pm UTC
    For every fave this gets,
    I'll go a day without cutting.
    I really will.
    mnq but i will

  17. BringBaiTheHorizon BringBaiTheHorizon
    posted a quote
    December 6, 2012 8:01pm UTC
    I seriously just dont know anymore.....

  18. alybear8 alybear8
    posted a quote
    December 6, 2012 8:15pm UTC
    Ive spent my life listening to the song lyrics
    Now I think its time I listen to the beat

  19. BBallGurl1425 BBallGurl1425
    posted a quote
    December 6, 2012 8:16pm UTC
    When I was a kid.....
    Blackberry's and Apples were just fruit:P

  20. KT_143 KT_143
    posted a quote
    December 5, 2012 4:41pm UTC
    "You never really know a guy until you stare at him for 8 hours through high-powered binoculars."
    - Spongebob Squarepants


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