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HannahKennison
posted a quote
July 29, 2012 7:17pm UTC

*me trying to go to bed*
me:*yawn* im so tired.
me: im going to sleep.
me: okayyy...nice and com....
me:goota pee
me: ahhh i hate my life.
me: *gets up goes pee*
me: yay! bed time!
me:
me:
me:
me:okay maybe i need music..
me:WHAT DOSNT KILL YOU MAKES YOU STRONGER
me: STAND A LITTLE TALLER
me: okay so maybe no radio...slleeeeppp
me: i wonder if i have a text
me: hahaha nope
me: ooohhhh giiiiiffffboooom
me: *3 hours later*
me: oh god! okay now sleep
me: lets read a book
me: and they lived happily ever after
me: why cant i have a relationship like that
me: oh yeah now i remember!! cause you are wierd AF
me: *cries*
me:
me:
me:
me: what is the meaning of life?
me: if i countulate the mass of the sun and divide it by the weight of the earth what do i get?
me: ew math.
me: okay need to sleep! its 3:00 in the morning!
me:
me:
me:
me: i know the answer! im a guines!!! mwhaha now i shall take over the world!
me: okay seriously i need to sleep.
me: i wonder what it would be like to kiss a celeb?
me: get it out of your head girl...never gunna happen
me: okay maybe i do need music...
me: oohhh cody simpson!! he is hot
me: i wanna have his kids...so they can have his accent
me: my kids would grow up and be hot and sexy and have lots of friends and the perfect life and all that jazzzzzzzzz
me:zzzzzzzzzzzzzz
me:zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
me:zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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Kizzie29
posted a quote
July 29, 2012 7:43pm UTC

Remember when #10
We all had social lives and Witty didn't rule us?

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pandasandlove
posted a quote
July 25, 2012 6:31pm UTC

You know you're lazy when...
You use the handi-cap buttons to open a door, instead of just pushing it.

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Kizzie29
posted a quote
July 29, 2012 7:50pm UTC

Remember when #13
A girl could go out in a skirt and not be treated like a hoe?

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lozza821
posted a quote
July 29, 2012 7:40pm UTC

Jessica
summer, SLOW DOWN. -_-
6 hours ago ·1 comment · 1 Likes
Summer Okay.
5 hours ago ago · 26 Likes

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HannaKScar
posted a quote
July 29, 2012 7:06pm UTC

OMG,
www.food.com
exists.
my life is complete

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iquoteyou
posted a quote
July 29, 2012 6:11pm UTC

Why do people say
"Grow some balls"?
balls are weak and sensitive!
if you really want to get tough
grow a vigina!
Those things take a pounding!
-betty white

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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kaitlovesyou
posted a quote
July 29, 2012 5:19pm UTC

Biting the skin around your nails, &
pulling the top layer of skin off your
lips are signs of developing
anxiety disorders.
in that case... i'm f/cked.

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