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  1. youonlyliveonce17 youonlyliveonce17
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2012 11:26pm UTC
    .....If you follow yourself (:

  2. ukfangirl ukfangirl
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2012 11:19pm UTC
    INBETWEENERS DANCE GO!
    now how many of you did the dance:)?

  3. Official1DArmy Official1DArmy
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2012 11:45pm UTC
    Directioners = Best Fandom

  4. liveloveparty liveloveparty
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2012 10:30pm UTC
    I am so sick
    of being the "ugly friend".

  5. HGlover12 HGlover12
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2012 10:22pm UTC
    When something falls in the middle of the night
    I have a mini heart attack

  6. Whatawittyfeeling Whatawittyfeeling
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2012 10:39pm UTC
    Me: If people could read my mind, nobody would talk to me
    Me: jk lol nobody talks to me as is
    Me: hey is that a squirrel?
    Me: SQUIRREL. SQUIRREL. Dale. SQUIRREL.
    Me: i sound like that dog from Up
    Me: i love those two old people in that movie
    Me: but then the woman dies
    Me: and we all cried just admit it
    Me: what time is it?
    Me: noon?
    Me: yay i have all day
    Me: hey! the internet!
    Me: uhoh the internet is poison
    Me: I should run befo-
    Me: AHAHAH FACEBOOK.
    Me: heyy witty, oh hello youtube
    Me: Lalala ridin' through the desert on a horse with no name
    Me: is it name or mane?
    Me: lol jk YOU DON'T KNOW YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL
    Me: but you just told me
    Me: so
    Me: am i ugly now?
    Me: it's okay i'm engaged
    Me:
    Me:
    Me: ..to the internet
    Me: lol jk the internet has plenty of better people to marry
    Me: Lol
    Me: lol
    Me: Lol
    Me: it's like i have terets in my brain
    Me: i just type what i think
    Me: i need to pee
    Me: oh eww that's personal what is wrong. with me. what.
    Me: ahaha no not really. because i don't care.
    Me: you don't know my life. back up.
    Me: who is this kid? go post about your sadness somewhere else. get a blog.
    Me: Facebook is a happy place
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Me: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
    Me: oh. oh no. aha. that was good stuff.
    Me: facebook. happy. aha.
    Me: "wahhh i lost my bracelet everybody help me find it by liking my status :("
    Me: "i have no friends ugh 4000 isn't enough"
    Me: "oh i'm so ugly wahh like my photo"
    Me: *gruff voice* "oh no you're beautiful sexy beast face mm yeah gimme"
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Me: this has gone too far
    Me: LOL JK
    Me: terets remember
    Me: oh god it's 2 am
    Me: HOW LONG HAVE I BEEN ASLEEEEEEP
    Me: SHAAAROOOONN
    Me:
    Me: too far guys
    Me: too far

  7. pleasespeaktomyface pleasespeaktomyface
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2012 10:40pm UTC
    Normal People Flirting: You're so sexy. *wink*
    Me Flirting: Baby you're hotter than the bottom of my laptop. *awkward eye twitch*


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  9. NiallHoranAteMyHeart NiallHoranAteMyHeart
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2012 9:34pm UTC
    nobodies perf-
    "hi, we're one direction!"


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  11. BrokenSmile__ BrokenSmile__
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2010 10:05am UTC
    I want a person who
    comes into my life by accident,
    & stays on purpose.

  12. f0r3v3rm0r3x3 f0r3v3rm0r3x3
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2010 7:27pm UTC
    We met in kindergarten. We were best friends.
    She always told me she loved my eyes. I didn't quite know why.
    I was in love with her, so of course my face lit up immensely whenever she said it.
    She was beautiful, kind, and extremely funny.
    We'd be talking about nothing, and she'd turn to me and whisper,
    "I like your eyes."
    One day, I was playing basketball,
    waiting for her to drive over to my house to have a game with me.
    Suddenly, I got a phone call.
    It was her mom. She was in a panic.
    I couldn't quite understand what she was saying. It sounded like,
    "Aaron, come quick! Kelsey, accident, Main Street! Blood. Come now!"
    I had no clue what happened,
    so I ran to Main Street with my basketball shorts and a tee shirt on.
    I saw Kelsey's mom helplessly crying, waiting for the ambulance to arrive.
    I saw a totaled car, blood everywhere.
    Then I saw her, Kelsey.
    My heart stopped as I frantically ran over to her.
    "Kelsey? Kelsey!" She was unconscious. I started crying.
    I know it isn't very manly, but I couldn't help it.
    Before I could say anymore, the medics took her away,
    the main source of blood coming from her head.
    I went to the hospital that night,
    I went every night.
    in fact, the only time I left was to go out to eat, but that's it.
    The doctors tried getting me to leave, but I refused.
    It was all my fault.
    If it wasn't for me, wanting to play basketball with her,
    she wouldn't be going through this.
    It was already four days, and she hasn't woken up.
    On the fifth day, I saw her eyes gently open.
    "Kelsey?" I called.
    She wasn't quite awake yet.
    Suddenly, doctors came rushing in, telling me I had to wait outside.
    I did, for a few hours.
    One of the doctors finally came out saying,
    "I understand that you're Kelsey's friend, Aaron?"
    "Yes," I whispered.
    He bit his lip.
    "She woke up, she's fine,
    but I'm afraid she has long term memory loss."
    "Are you serious?" I almost shouted.
    "I'm afraid so."
    I didn't meet his gaze. I couldn't.
    I wasn't going to say anything, so he spoke again.
    "You can go see her if you want,
    but she doesn't remember anything, not even her mom."
    I walked in, trembling in horror.
    I saw her. She looked helpless as she slept.
    I waited a few hours, until I saw her eyes opening gently again.
    I expected doctors to run in, rushing me out.
    Instead, she looked me straight in the eyes, and whispered,
    "I don't know you, but I like your eyes."

  13. unicornn unicornn
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2012 8:26pm UTC
    So I deleted my previous quote "Fave this and I'll follow you etc.." Because I couldn't keep track. ><
    Fave this and I'll follow you, also comment after you fave this time.
    So I can keep track. c:

  14. adri15purple adri15purple
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2012 8:14pm UTC
    That Awkward Moment when,
    You find out your best friend is a wizard.
    -.-

  15. Kizzie29 Kizzie29
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2012 8:14pm UTC
    Remember when #21
    We could say the word "direction" without being run at?

  16. NiallHoranAteMyHeart NiallHoranAteMyHeart
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2012 7:18pm UTC
    Welcome to Facebook.
    The Weather today: An 80% chance of game requests,
    a 10% chance of pokes, and a 100% certainty of drama

  17. lozza821 lozza821
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2012 8:19pm UTC
    Stranger: hello
    Stranger: 16 male
    Stranger: looking for female
    You: I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you're looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money... but what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that will be the end of it - I will not look for you, I will not pursue you... but if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you... and I will kill you.
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

  18. torimoriluv torimoriluv
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2012 5:52pm UTC
    We all have that one friend ,
    that taught you everything you need to know .

  19. Just_Me* Just_Me*
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2012 6:51pm UTC
    -
    ADMIT IT.
    We've all had that moment
    where a friend
    said something that
    made you think,
    "Hmm, that'd make
    a pretty good quote."
    format by LeonardoDaFishy

  20. purdygirl purdygirl
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2012 7:15pm UTC
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