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StylesUnicorn32499

1. StylesUnicorn32499
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   July 29, 2012 11:31pm UTC
   Typing "lol" in a text but your face has less expression than a brick.
   
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2. StylesUnicorn32499
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   July 29, 2012 11:29pm UTC
   Mirrors cant talk and lucky for you they cant laugh either.
   
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3. StylesUnicorn32499
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   July 29, 2012 11:27pm UTC
   That moment when you realize all your friends are gorgeous and you are just a potato.
   
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4. StylesUnicorn32499
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   July 29, 2012 11:24pm UTC
   [] Taken []Single [X] Mentally dating a celebrity that has no idea about my existence.
   
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5. StylesUnicorn32499
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   July 29, 2012 11:18pm UTC
   That awkward moment when your the friend who is always giving dating advice but your still single.
   
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6. StylesUnicorn32499
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   July 29, 2012 11:15pm UTC
   Running up the stairs like a gorilla because its easier that way.
   
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7. StylesUnicorn32499
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   July 29, 2012 11:13pm UTC
   I hate when I am trying to sleep and my mind is like " hey you know what is a great movie? Paranormal Activity"
   
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8. StylesUnicorn32499
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   July 29, 2012 11:06pm UTC
   A virgin older than 11 is like a unicorn. Rare.
   
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9. StylesUnicorn32499
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   July 29, 2012 10:22pm UTC
   I loved you without you even knowing. <3 And know I'm falling for you again.
   
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10. StylesUnicorn32499
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    July 29, 2012 10:10pm UTC
    Growing old doesn't mean growing up.
    
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11. StylesUnicorn32499
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    July 29, 2012 8:42pm UTC
    IMPERFECTION IS PERFECT.
    
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12. StylesUnicorn32499
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    July 29, 2012 8:28pm UTC
    *one direction poster falls on my bed*
    Me: *does creeper face* "i know you want me*
    
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13. StylesUnicorn32499
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    July 29, 2012 8:13pm UTC
    That salad would taste alot better if it was a cupcake.
    
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14. StylesUnicorn32499
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    July 29, 2012 7:59pm UTC
    Twinkle Twinkle Little Wh0re Your Cheaper Than The Dollar Store.
    
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15. StylesUnicorn32499
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    July 29, 2012 7:57pm UTC
    I think you have to take me for me. I am who I am.
    
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16. StylesUnicorn32499
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    July 29, 2012 7:52pm UTC
    --WHO SAID THE NIGHT WAS FOR SLEEPING?
    
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17. StylesUnicorn32499
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    July 29, 2012 7:48pm UTC
    one direction: wan to play a game?
    me: okay lets play rcok paper scissor
    one direction rock... paper...
    ME: rock paper scissors TAKE ALL YOUR CLOTHES OFF.
    
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18. StylesUnicorn32499
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    July 29, 2012 7:41pm UTC
    So love the one you got because you might get hit by a train or you might get shot.
    
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19. StylesUnicorn32499
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    July 29, 2012 7:35pm UTC
    why drink and drive when you can fade and fly?
    
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20. StylesUnicorn32499
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    July 29, 2012 7:30pm UTC
    lord DISICK.(:
    
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