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  1. mckissick12 mckissick12 happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2012 4:02pm UTC
    *If I was a doctor*
    Hot Guy: I think I broke my wrist.
    Me: Okay, take off your pants.

  2. Kristen1998 Kristen1998
    posted a quote
    May 11, 2012 9:15pm UTC
    мy вeѕт ғrιendѕ dad jυѕт paѕѕed away ғroм cancer. ι тold нer тo jυѕт ĸeep нer нead нeld нιgн and тнaт we'll alwayѕ вe нere ғor нer. нer мoм ιѕ now a ѕιngle мoм wιтн ғιve lιттle gιrlѕ ѕнe нaѕ тo тaĸe care oғ. ғor every 'ғav' мy dadѕ worĸ ιѕ pυттιng ιn a dollar тowardѕ нer мoм and тнe cancer ғondaтιon.
    r.ι.p вιll. yoυ'll вe мιѕѕed. <3

  3. sophsunflower12 sophsunflower12
    posted a quote
    May 11, 2012 4:54pm UTC
    the common love of a certain boy band
    has the power to bring girls together<3

  4. fieldhockeylover1418092 fieldhockeylover1418092
    posted a quote
    May 11, 2012 8:56pm UTC
    Cracks in the sidewalk
    are just reminders,
    that even the strongest things fall apart.

  5. bitchgottapenis bitchgottapenis
    posted a quote
    May 11, 2012 4:14pm UTC
    One Minute of Kissing
    Burns 26 calories
    No wonder thoes sl*ts are so damn skinny
    ...

  6. sophsunflower12 sophsunflower12
    posted a quote
    May 11, 2012 8:44pm UTC
    laughing when
    you see the number "69" because you're just that mature...

  7. _broken _broken
    posted a quote
    May 11, 2012 4:35pm UTC
    Sometimes I think
    of all the stupid things I've done
    and I just want to kick myself.

  8. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    May 11, 2012 8:13pm UTC
    This Weekend is Mother’s Day Weekend;
    Favorite if you love your mom and never want to lose her.*

    Iloveyoumom.<3
    i know you guys don't like these "fav if's" quotes, and neither do i.
    but, i had made one before, for father's day (literally just the same like this, but this is mother's day)
    and i just felt the need to make one for mothers, because they are loved, too.

  9. mylittlesecret13 mylittlesecret13
    posted a quote
    May 11, 2012 6:41pm UTC
    Format: MayWinner
    I never understood why 6 was so upset when 7 8 9.
    But then I remembered,
    6 and 9 have a special relationship ;)

  10. *Caraphernelia* *Caraphernelia*
    posted a quote
    May 11, 2012 7:14pm UTC
    S h e ' s t h e k i n d of g i r l
    that doesn't Say much, but when she does it means a lot.

  11. abbywight abbywight
    posted a quote
    May 11, 2012 5:44pm UTC
    Im not hungry
    ...But im bored.
    Therefore, I shall eat.

  12. pandaloversftw pandaloversftw
    posted a quote
    May 11, 2012 6:05pm UTC
    We're smiling ,
    BUT WE'RE CLOSE TO TEARS,

  13. ItWillRain ItWillRain
    posted a quote
    May 11, 2012 4:03pm UTC
    Am I the only one?
    Who finds it really rude when your friends don't invite you to hangout and then you find pictures of them, together, having a great time while you sit there alone?

  14. beachybum1234 beachybum1234
    posted a quote
    May 11, 2012 8:14pm UTC
    Worst crime ever commited by gym teachers:
    Making girls do gym activities when on their period.

  15. SparksFly47 SparksFly47
    posted a quote
    May 11, 2012 4:34pm UTC
    Dear Society,
    i know i'm too short.
    i know my hair isn't stick straight.
    i know my boobs are too small.
    i know my thighs aren't thin enough.
    i know my stomach is too big.
    i know my legs are too bruised.
    i know my skin is too pale.
    i know my nose is too big.
    i know my wallet is too thin.
    i know my personality is too weird.
    i know my grades are too low.
    i know my social life is too dull.
    i know my judgements aren't always right.
    i know my decisions aren't the best.
    i know my heart loves too much.
    i know my mind worries too much.
    i know my eyes cry too much.
    but before you judge me, look in the mirror and make sure you're perfect first.

  16. ridethewalrus ridethewalrus
    posted a quote
    May 11, 2012 6:13pm UTC
    I didn't do it!
    Then why are you laughing?!
    nmf, followme(:
    Because whoever did it its a f*cking legend
    nmf, followme(:

  17. auubree auubree
    posted a quote
    May 11, 2012 8:26pm UTC
    Extreme makeover: home edition
    girl: i kinda like horses
    ty: WE MADE YOUR ROOM INTO A HORSE AND DECORATED IT WITH HORSES AND HERE WE GOT YOU 3 PET HORSES AND WE ARE PAYING FOR SURGERY TO MAKE YOU A HORSE.
    nmq


  18. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  19. MyMayday MyMayday
    posted a quote
    May 11, 2012 4:14pm UTC
    Yeah I have my
    own sweatshirt....
    ...but his is more
    comfortable.
    format by mymayday

  20. Sunny1703 Sunny1703
    posted a quote
    May 11, 2012 5:44pm UTC
    everyone: you don't have any friends.
    me: uh yeah i do.
    everyone: oh yeah? name them.
    me: real name or username?

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