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spence*
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November 20, 2013 12:53pm UTC

“you only started liking it cause everyone else did”
well yeah
everyone was talking about it
I got curious
I watched it and
I liked it
how is that a bad thing

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happiest*
posted a quote
November 20, 2013 1:35pm UTC

every christmas my mum suggests that we all sit and play monopoly, and every year it ends with her crying in the corner, dad refusing to talk to anyone, my older brother screaming, my little brother running away and me sat at the table laughing maniacally as i buy 2 more hotels

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happiest*
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November 20, 2013 1:38pm UTC

Do you ever look up from reading a book and get disoriented because you’re actually in your bedroom or class or somewhere that isn’t the story?

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caoimhs289
posted a quote
November 18, 2013 11:40am UTC

Some people like to call it "unhealthy"
but I prefer to call it "fangirling."

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KissingRazors
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November 17, 2013 5:35pm UTC

* on 20th wedding anniversary * So do you like me, or do you like like me? .-.

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happiest*
posted a quote
November 17, 2013 2:24pm UTC

the idea of wearing jeans that are not skinny jeans terrifies me now i can’t remember what i used to do with all that extra space around my ankles

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happiest*
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November 17, 2013 2:26pm UTC

"honey, i’m pregnant."
“hello pregnant,” he whispers, tears of joy in his eyes. “i’m dad.”

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spence*
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November 14, 2013 1:42pm UTC

I can remember song lyrics from 2006 but not whatever maths formula we were learning yesterday

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BravoSierra
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November 14, 2013 12:25pm UTC

anyone would be lucky to date me.
i was a "pleasure to have in class".

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SecretlyBrokenAndSilentlyHoping
posted a quote
November 12, 2013 11:58am UTC

Sweet little girl
with those innocent eyes.
Your heart breaks with the world.
You cry when she cries.
Format:SecretlyBrokenAndSilentlyHoping

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happiest*
posted a quote
November 12, 2013 12:08pm UTC

Taylor Swift: *shades the world for breakfast lunch and dinner*
Society: Well she was hurt, she wanted to get her feelings out.
Selena Gomez: *indirect shades the sh-t out of her ex boyfriend constantly.*
Society: She's a woman scorned! She shouldn't have to keep her feelings inside.
Justin: *says absolutely nothing disrespectful about anyone in the media* Society: OH MY GOD THAT WEED SMOKING, MOP BUCKET PEEING, SPITTING ON FANS, MONEY HUNGRY, PR0STITUTE BUYING, BIKE THIEVING, PUNK Azz KID, GO DIE SOMEWHERE, PLEASE STOP MAKING MUSIC ALL YOU CARE ABOUT IS YOURSELF.
(I'm not a belieber but this is society)

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happiest*
posted a quote
November 12, 2013 12:12pm UTC

i’m the nokia phone in a room full of iphones

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ChocoTaco
posted a quote
November 11, 2013 5:06pm UTC

"Of course every soldier is prepared to die.
But these people aren't just pawns on a chessboard.
They all have names, families, and feelings in their hearts too.
They are all humans who live and bleed.
You have the responsibility to ensure their death will not be in vain.
No matter what may come, remember this in your naive heart,
And be ready to die to fulfill that duty."

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celestialerror*
posted a quote
November 11, 2013 12:44pm UTC

❝Books are for people who wish they were somewhere else

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spence*
posted a quote
November 8, 2013 1:37pm UTC

things that make me cry:
math
people
actually basically everything idk why i started making a list

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happiest*
posted a quote
November 8, 2013 2:11pm UTC

i hate when a more attractive person has a crush on the same person i do It’s like performing in a talent show and finding out that Beyonce is going on before you

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happiest*
posted a quote
November 8, 2013 2:09pm UTC

when a girl changes her clothes in front of you, she’s either really interested or you’re level 99 friend-zoned
Or she hasn’t spotted you in the tree yet.

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happiest*
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November 8, 2013 2:13pm UTC

parents: "schools easy"
me: "can you help me on this homework problem"
parents: "idk that sh-t its hard lmao"

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spence*
posted a quote
November 6, 2013 12:20pm UTC

I broke up with my gym
we were just not working out

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happiest*
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November 6, 2013 2:25pm UTC

*dad voice* i’ll fix it!
*breaks it 100x worse and then gets mad at everyone else*

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