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  1. Steve Steve
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    November 16, 2014 7:55pm EST
    "The undiscerning mind is like the root of a tree.
    It absorbs equally all that it touches,
    even the poison that would kill it."
    — Master Po

  2. Steve Steve
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    November 4, 2014 9:02pm EST
    I saw Susie sitting in a shoe shine shop.
    Where she sits she shines,
    and where she shines she sits.

  3. Steve Steve
    posted a quote
    September 15, 2014 12:35pm EDT
    Here's something new.
    Give me feedback. What's good? What's bad?
    http://www.wittyprofiles.com/homeroom

  4. Steve Steve
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    July 18, 2014 5:05am EDT
    “By the time a man realizes that maybe his father was right,
    he usually has a son who thinks he's wrong.”
    — Charles Wadsworth

  5. Steve Steve
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    July 3, 2014 1:42am EDT
    KNOWS YOU'RE BORED DURING BREAK
    LETS YOU USE IMAGES IN QUOTES

  6. Steve Steve
    posted a quote
    May 28, 2014 9:40pm EDT
    When Einstein was traveling to lecture in Spain,
    He questioned a conductor again and again:
    “It may be a while,”
    He asked with a smile,
    “But when does Madrid reach this train?”

  7. Steve Steve
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    April 14, 2014 9:05am EDT
    “Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else.”
    — J.M. Barrie

  8. Steve Steve
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    February 25, 2014 2:55pm EST
    I'll take a girl with a sharp wit. Wits never sag.

  9. Steve Steve
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    January 27, 2014 9:25pm EST
    You'll worry less about what people think about you
    when you realize how seldom they do.
    — David Foster Wallace

  10. Steve Steve
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2014 1:44pm EST
    Today is my 10 Year Anniversary on Witty Profiles.

  11. Steve Steve
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    January 10, 2014 1:31pm EST
    A TCP packet walks into a bar, and says to the barman "Hello, I'd like a beer."
    The barman replies "Hello, you'd like a beer?"
    "Yes," replies the TCP packet, "I'd like a beer."
    I'd tell you my UDP packet joke, but I'm not sure you'd get it.

  12. Steve Steve
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    January 8, 2014 12:34pm EST
    Don't waste all the steam on the whistle.

  13. Steve Steve
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    December 11, 2013 4:32pm EST
    Worry often gives a small thing a big shadow.
    — Swedish Proverb

  14. Steve Steve
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    November 14, 2013 11:48am EST
    A termite walks into a bar and says, "Hey, is the bar tender here?"

  15. Steve Steve
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    November 14, 2013 11:45am EST
    Did you hear about the bomb in the cheese factory?
    De Brie went everywhere

  16. Steve Steve
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    November 14, 2013 11:39am EST
    What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.

  17. Steve Steve
    posted a quote
    November 13, 2013 11:15am EST
    Have you heard about the corduroy pillow?
    I hear it's making headlines

  18. Steve Steve
    posted a quote
    November 1, 2013 5:02pm EDT
    What if quotes could have a background image?

  19. Steve Steve
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    October 5, 2013 1:19pm EDT
    If you've got time to lean,
    you've got time to clean.

  20. Steve Steve
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    October 3, 2013 9:09pm EDT
    What's the cheapest kind of meat?
    Deer balls. They're under a buck.

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