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  1. Dudu* Dudu*
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2023 3:49pm UTC
    "It only
    hurts
    this much
    right
    now".

  2. Sky_ Sky_
    posted a quote
    May 10, 2023 9:19pm UTC
    Moms be like:
    ME: "MOM, MY STOMACH HURTS" MOM: YEAH, CAUSE YOU ALWAYS ON THAT PHONE"
    ๐Ÿ™ƒ HAPPY MOM´S DAY!๐ŸŒป

  3. Sky_ Sky_
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2023 7:07am UTC
    ๏ผท๏ผฅ๏ผฌ๏ผฃ๏ผฏ๏ผญ๏ผฅ
    Ψั”ษญcΘmั”
    ๐Ÿ…ฆ๐Ÿ…”๐Ÿ…›๐Ÿ…’๐Ÿ…ž๐Ÿ…œ๐Ÿ…” ๐Ÿ…œ๐Ÿ…จ ๐Ÿ…•๐Ÿ…ก๐Ÿ…˜๐Ÿ…”๐Ÿ…๐Ÿ…“๐Ÿ…ข
    โœง๐Ÿ˜โœง๏ผท๏ผฅ๏ผฌ๏ผฃ๏ผฏ๏ผญ๏ผฅ ๏ผญ๏ผน ๏ผฆ๏ผฒ๏ผฉ๏ผฅ๏ผฎ๏ผค๏ผณโœง๐Ÿ˜โœง
    ๐•Ž๐•–๐•๐•”๐• ๐•ž๐•– ๐•ž๐•ช ๐•—๐•ฃ๐•š๐•–๐•Ÿ๐••๐•ค
    โ‰ซโ”โ”โ”โœงโ™กโœงโ”โ”โ”โ‰ช
    ๐•ฌ๐•ญ๐•ฎ๐•ฏ๐•ฐ๐•ฑ๐•ฒ๐•ณ๐•ด๐•ต๐•ถ๐•ท๐•ธ๐•น๐•น๐•บ๐•ป๐•ผ๐•ฝ๐•พ๐•ฟ๐–€๐–๐–‚๐–ƒ๐–„๐–…
    Λßฦ‡DฦFฦ“ฤคฤชฤดา ฤฟMะ˜Ñoแน–าจล”Sลฆฦฑั†ฯŽำพYZ
    โ–ˆโ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ”Œโ”€โ”€โ”♥
    โ–ˆโ•โ•โ•โ–„โ–ˆโ”œ♥.♥โ”คโ–ˆโ–„โ–โ–ˆโ–Œโ•โ–โ–ˆโ–Œโ–ˆโ–€โ–ˆ
    โ–ˆโ•โ•โ–โ–ˆโ•”โ•กโ””โ”˜โ•žโ•โ–ˆโ–Œโ–โ–ˆโ•โ–ˆโ–Œโ–โ–ˆโ–„โ–„
    โ–ˆโ•โ•โ–โ–ˆโ–„โ””โ•ฅโ•ฅโ”˜โ–„โ–ˆโ–Œโ•โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ•โ–โ–ˆโ–€
    โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–Œโ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ•โ•šโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ•โ•โ–โ–ˆโ–Œโ•โ•โ–ˆโ–„โ–ˆ

  4. โ˜žEmanโ˜œ* โ˜žEmanโ˜œ*
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2023 9:58pm UTC
    Aliens that are shown on TV programs are myths and do not exist. But jinn (like goblins) live in space and on earth. We as humans do not see them, but animals see these beings, such as donkeys and roosters.

  5. HelloKitty5194 HelloKitty5194
    posted a quote
    February 8, 2023 6:00am UTC
    a decade later, (21 years old) & yes, I am still very much in love with Harry Edward Styles <3

  6. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    November 5, 2022 1:12am UTC
    When all is said and done, at least we won’t have to hear this cliché anymore.

  7. Lexxie23 Lexxie23
    posted a quote
    September 12, 2022 10:37am UTC
    I created this account when I was 13. I used it until I was 15. It was an outlet for me that I really needed through middle school to beginning highschool.
    After a sleepless night of thinking about my past, I remembered this website. Surprisingly enough, I still knew my login. I wanted to post something for younger me...here's an update to young Lexie:
    You are now 25.
    You have had many first kisses.
    Music has always been and still is your favorite thing.
    One Direction broke up years ago.
    You have several tatoos now.
    You've seen My Chemical Romance in concert.
    You made it to New York City.

  8. Bellatrixy101* Bellatrixy101*
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2022 1:44pm UTC
    I have made so much progess in the last year. I can't wait to see how much further I will fo next year

  9. Andie* Andie*
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2022 7:34am UTC
    Love will inevitability sometimes hurt but
    Healthy love heals more than hurts
    Toxic love hurts more than heals

  10. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2022 2:54am UTC
    Thinking about moving to the Equator so I can be upgraded to a tropical depression.

  11. Andie* Andie*
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2022 5:49am UTC
    I miss Dad

  12. KaTi3Gx3 KaTi3Gx3
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2022 4:11pm UTC
    its been YEAAAARS since ive been on here and i miss this so much. โค๏ธ๐Ÿฅบ I need more friends. lets chat.

  13. Dudu* Dudu*
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2022 4:16am UTC
    cause i couldn't say it
    and you didn't either.
    we're both just starry
    eyed looking forward
    to the next encounter.


  14. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  15. Bellatrixy101* Bellatrixy101*
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2022 2:12pm UTC
    Officially been on this site for 12 years <3

  16. Deep breaths, my love* Deep breaths, my love*
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2022 5:25am UTC
    I find a lot of the stuff I wrote here very cringey and I'm having to actively fight against the urge to make fun of myself for it, so I'm choosing instead to do some inner child healing by being proud of little me for how much passion I clearly had for this. I put a lot of work into this stuff and was really looking for a healthy outlet while going through a whole whole lot.

  17. SociallyAwkwardPenguin SociallyAwkwardPenguin
    posted a quote
    January 30, 2022 8:26pm UTC
    I didn't even know this website still existed. I haven't been on here in like 8 years so I'm surprised I remembered my password. Witty was the best back in the day and it's literally the reason I chose my career path. I'm sad it's not as popular as it once was; I hope it comes back to life eventually. It's so funny to see the stuff I posted on here when I was 12 lol. Maybe I'll start posting again :)

  18. Bellatrixy101* Bellatrixy101*
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2022 2:13pm UTC
    A new beginning
    A fresh start
    A chance to do it right
    This time, just for me

  19. iwuvyou4eva iwuvyou4eva
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2022 1:10pm UTC
    Digital detox: 1 month
    French braid
    French mani/pedi
    falsies
    skincare bodycare fitness
    pescetarian low-carb overeating

  20. edragon8 edragon8
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2021 12:53am UTC
    (From Gift Wrapped)
    Radio Reporter: The recent blizzard has snowbound the mountain areas. The state highway patrol reports that all roads to the mountains may be closed for six weeks.
    Sylvester: Six weeks? I'll starve!
    [goes to the kitchen and opens the fridge, finding nothing but bird seed]
    Sylvester: Bird seed...?
    Sylvester: [opens the cupboard, which has the same contents as the fridge] Seed?
    Tweety: Hey, putty tat! I found lots of food!
    [Sylvester runs excitedly to the pantry, only to discover that it is also stuffed with bird seed]
    Tweety: We don't have to worry, putty. There's enough food for a long time.
    Sylvester: I'm a cat! I've gotta have cat food!
    Tweety: Aw, poor putty tat. We've got to find something for you to eat. Let's see, what do putty tats like to eat...
    Sylvester: Well, let's see, there's liver, and there's fish, and there's, uh... there's, uh...
    [stares menacingly at Tweety]
    Tweety: And then there's what, putty? What else is there?
    Sylvester: Never mind, never mind. I got it solved.
    [runs to the kitchen]
    -Merry Christmas my fellow Wittians!-

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