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  1. KaTi3Gx3 KaTi3Gx3
    posted a quote
    September 15, 2019 7:51pm EDT
    is anyone still on witty?

  2. xx_CAT_xx xx_CAT_xx
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2019 11:34pm EDT
    To think it's been 8 years since I've been on here.
    Seeing old quotes and remembering all those feelings I had years ago.
    Just wow
    Look how far I've come.

  3. wanderer* wanderer*
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2019 10:44pm EDT
    Every now and then I check back on this website. I haven't been truly active in years, but looking back on my quotes and old friends is nice. I can't believe I joined this website 7 whole years ago. wow.
    Just in case any of my mutuals are still active, here's a little life update:
    A lot has drastically changed in my life. To start, my father, who I was very proud of and posted about often, passed away in a car accident in 2016. It was hard on me and my family. It still is. There were times I didn't think we could make it through this, yet here I am.
    Second, I met the genuine love of my life. You guys, he is truly my everything. He treats me SO well, and I'm glad I found him. He has the same sense of humor and ambition as I do. We are getting married this fall, and I just can't wait.
    Third, I've made some MAJOR career moves. I became an EMT in 2017, which was super difficult as I was still in high school. There were loads of hurdles, but I truly LOVE this profession. I've found a passion in helping those who are experiencing the worst moments of their life, and I'm honored and humbled that I have the opportunity to make things better for all of my patients. Through the good and bad of this job, I love it with my whole heart.
    Speaking of major career moves, I've made the decision to enlist in the U.S. Army. After BCT, I will be trained as a combat medic, and my hope is to either go Airborne, or work as a flight medic. It will be extremely challenging, but I'm looking forward to growing, learning, broadening my horizons, and serving my country.
    I will be graduating this Saturday. Shortly after, I will FINALLY be moving from my small town to experience a little more to life before I head off to bootcamp.
    I want to thank every single person who was a friend to me when I was active on this website. There were times that I was in a dark place, and I'm thankful I've had some of you to lean on. Going through my old quotes has really showed me that I have grown- quite a bit. I hope you're all doing well, and if you need to reach me for anything feel free to add me on snapchat: epicloser13 (cringe, I know.)
    I know that this website is for short quotes, so I apologize for this long post. I was feeling nostalic, and I felt like maybe someone would want to know how I'm doing.
    I know I posted my snapchat username, and I'm hoping everyone will treat it with respect. Please don't make me regret it.
    Anyways, I have loads of love in my heart for you all and I wish you nothing but the best.
    Signing off, this is Wanderer. Good luck to you all.

  4. 永久* 永久*
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2019 8:53pm EDT
    7th Witty anniversary, wow.
    Happy birthday Sesame... :(

  5. fallenangel* fallenangel*
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2019 10:54am EDT
    I miss the old witty, when people actually talked and commented on stuff. When we all were there for one another.

  6. sarahnorman sarahnorman
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2019 6:56pm EDT
    damn. i used to come on this website every single day for like three/four years. i was 11 when i first joined here and now im 18. i had forgotten about this website for a looooong time. the other day i had rediscovered by username and guessed a password until i was logged in. i just needed to KNOW. i dont understand. since that day i keep logging into here as if anyones going to post anything even though i know 90% of you have abandoned this website. its just so weird to have this access to a deep, forgotten part of my past and i almost dont know how to process it. although, im also known to overthink everything. i dont know man its just a weird thing going on in my mind.

  7. lexiigirlx3 lexiigirlx3
    posted a quote
    April 24, 2019 7:46pm EDT
    Hey guys! So, I joined this when I was 12 years old. This is so crazy. Here I am deciding to log back onto this platform as a 23 year old! I am interested in sharing my life with you guys and for showing you how much I have improved with my writing. Not only that, my whole style of writing quotes has changed completely. As I got older, the way I write has more depth and meaning to it. Ten years later and here I am on this website that I was on when I was just a little girl. I'm surprised I remembered my username and password!

  8. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2018 1:37pm EST
    I haven't been on here in a little over a year.
    So many things are different since 2016.
    I've graduated college, first in the family. I still can't believe I'm not a college student anymore and that I'm a college graduate.
    I've really grown as a person.
    I used to love going out and drink with friends - now I live for the nights I get to spend with my dogs.
    I used to hate myself and I'm not a HUGE fan still but I'm getting there. But I don't think anyone ever really is 100% okay with themselves at all moments. And that's okay.
    I've bought my grandfather his first puppy in over 30 years. He loves her more than most things. The first month he had her, I didn't see a moment where he wasn't smiling.
    I'm 23 - which is wild. I turn 24 in November. Which is even crazier. I started going on this when I was 15. I've almost had this account for 10 years.
    It's weird to look back at quotes I made, more funny but others more personal. It's awful to know how much pain I used to be in. But it's amazing to see how far I have come.
    I didn't even know if I'd make it to 20, let alone 23. I never was suicidal but I really hated my life, for whatever reason.
    Now I just love being alive. For my mom, for my grandparents, for my dogs and cats. For myself.
    I'm still scared of what's to come but I think that's what keeps me motivated.
    I don't know, Witty was my safe haven growing up. It's what helped me get through a lot of things and I'm glad I had this website.
    I used to play in softball tournaments on the weekends and come home after those wins and losses and post quotes. I was so excited to post quotes - sometimes I even limited myself to only 10 a day when in reality I would wanna post like 30.
    I'm only 23 years old. I'm a recent graduate of college. I still can't believe I made it.
    I'm not always fully okay but I still am here and I'm glad I'm here.
    I've got a long way to go to where I want to be but I have that faith that I'll make it.
    Never lose hope in yourself.
    Show the world what they didn't think you could do.
    Hang in there and just know if you aren't okay now, you will be. It may take years like it took me, but you'll get there. It's so worth the wait.
    Live your best life.

  9. Cuppy Cuppy
    posted a quote
    December 1, 2017 7:02am EST
    ​Make Witty Great Again
    About 5 years ago, this site was amazing. There were so many people and so many new quotes. So much interaction and all types of quality posts. Does anyone want to turn witty into a better site? It's a bit dead now. We need to invite more people, as many as you can, favorite and comment quotes, and post quality stuff (with all sorts of emotions) more frequently.

  10. ocean pixie* ocean pixie*
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2017 3:56pm EDT
    Goodbye, Witty.
    Witty has been so good to me, but it is my time to say goodbye. I made my first account on here on October 30, 2011; I was 11, I'm 18 now. I grew up with this website. If you travelled through all of my accounts, first to last, you'd see the journey I took to become who I am today. This website has shaped me in the most unbelievable way. Most of my witty friends have left, except for a few, like Bailey, and Allison who checks in once in a while. I don't have any time in my life to keep up with the top quotes or even to just check this website. Thank you, Steve, and everyone who I've ever talked to on here. See ya, witty.

  11. opalescent* opalescent*
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2017 7:01pm EDT

  12. Skimrande Skimrande
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2017 8:37pm EDT
    i just saw one of those nostalgia compilation posts on instagram that referenced witty im gonna cry

  13. Flower_Girl Flower_Girl
    posted a quote
    April 1, 2017 4:21pm EDT
    When you get addicted to putting funny quotes on witty profiles. #Relatable

  14. *mysterious.mah* *mysterious.mah*
    posted a quote
    March 30, 2017 6:40pm EDT
    How cool would it be to have a Witty app?
    Let's get 50 likes to show Steve :)
    creds to http://patorjk.com/text-color-fader/

  15. cowsrule7 cowsrule7
    posted a quote
    September 14, 2012 9:01pm EDT
    ❄ Life is like walking through the snow,
    Every Step Shows♥

    ❄ ❄ ❄ ❄ ❅ ❄
    100% xHello's format.

  16. nommingoncookies nommingoncookies
    posted a quote
    October 2, 2016 5:21am EDT
    holy f*ck
    haven't been on here since I was 15
    i'm 20 now

  17. grimmdaniel grimmdaniel
    posted a quote
    September 27, 2016 1:28pm EDT
    hen I'm reading through post and I start reading a add I'm like
    What the Frick move the heck over adds nobody likes u stop acting like freaking post

    If you agree

  18. gab* gab*
    posted a quote
    September 29, 2016 10:38am EDT
    why wasn't i good enough?

  19. xodanielr12345 xodanielr12345
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2016 4:01pm EDT
    I've had my profile since 2009
    It's been over 5 years since I've logged on here
    -still rememeber my info-
    I'm now 22 living on my own
    Looking back at my old posts I just want to tell each and every one of you
    it gets better..i swear to you
    I think I was 13 when I started posting and man was I naive.
    That boy you're crying about? give it a few years, I promise you'll forget all about him
    The tough time you're having? you'll get through it
    Suicidal? DONT DO IT.
    There's still so much in this world you have left to discover and I'm still at the opening gates.
    don't give up
    because years from now, when you're in my position, you'll come back to your profile and say
    "wow..I did it."

  20. anathema * anathema *
    posted a quote
    September 5, 2015 9:40pm EDT
    Woah woah woah, it's been years hi witty profiles, missed you steve

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