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Steph3nC

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Steph3nC
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July 12, 2013 3:57pm UTC
Getting Change at a Corner Store for Parking
ME: Hi M'am, may I get $1 worth of quarters please?
CASHIER: NO! I have to open the register to do that
ME: O Ok. So why don't you?
CASHIER: B/C you have to be a customer.
ME *Mad as Hell*: Here this should do it (handed her a Swedish Fish worth $0.10) Now get me my change.

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July 11, 2013 3:36pm UTC
**Over Heard This At A Movie**
Friend #1 (Sounded stoned out of his mind): Yo man I think Im wetting my pants
Friend #2 (Sounded normal): No your not, just chill out man I'm tryin to hold my popcorn.
Friend #1: Yo man I'm serious could u check? Friend #2: NO! Plz STFU. Why don't u Just check ur self?!
Friend #1: Dude, I would if I could u selfish as*hole. Why do think ur popcorn is so buttery?

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