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StayStrongLiveLong

1. StayStrongLiveLong
   posted a quote
   December 24, 2013 5:54pm UTC
   HHe pulled me in as his breath sent shivers down my neck.
   He put his lips to my ear and
   ...
   blew into it and laughed maniacally as I
   stumbled backwards.
   He kissed me on the forehead
   as I stood confused and lost
   and ran out the door.
   And that,
   ladies and gentlemen,
   is my relationship
   in 2 sentences.
   
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2. StayStrongLiveLong
   posted a quote
   December 24, 2013 5:33pm UTC
   ...
   "What do you think of me
   when you're all alone
   and all you have
   is your thoughts?
   Does your heart
   ache for me
   or am I,
   merely,
   resting amongst
   the dreams and events
   that have not yet occurred,
   that you think of only briefly
   while pondering the future?
   Do you ever feel as though
   you need me there
   more than anything else,
   or am I slipping from
   your ever changing
   daydreams?"
   a.m.
   ...
   
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3. StayStrongLiveLong
   posted a quote
   December 24, 2013 5:22pm UTC
   We were all sitting in science
   learning about adaptations,
   and how clownfish turn into females
   and I heard a horrified gasp
   as my partner came to the shocking realization
   that Marlin was really a woman.
   
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4. StayStrongLiveLong
   posted a quote
   December 24, 2013 5:08pm UTC
   "If people don't think you're cute just kill them."
   *breathes heavily with gun in hand as I watch one of the last humans on earth hits the ground*
   Day 19:
   It's just me and grandma now.
   By default I am now
   the most attractive human on this planet.
   
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5. StayStrongLiveLong
   posted a quote
   December 24, 2013 4:56pm UTC
   Tonight I'm going to run through the field with a red light.
   I am going to trip and hit my face
   I am going to break something on my body
   Wildlife will see me as a threat and chase me
   I will get severely injured
   But this is the price you have to pay
   to be Rudolph
   
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6. StayStrongLiveLong
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   December 23, 2013 3:58pm UTC
   *tries to cook*
   *world bursts into flames*
   
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7. StayStrongLiveLong
   posted a quote
   December 23, 2013 3:43pm UTC
   That one friend that takes your joke
   and tell the class while you sit and watch as they
   become the God of Comedy
   using your comedic genius.
   [mentally unfollows and blocks from life]
   
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8. StayStrongLiveLong
   posted a quote
   December 23, 2013 3:27pm UTC
   When I was little...
   I wanted to be a dolphin tamer so I could get
   free dolphin rides and train them to do WHATEVER I wanted them to do.
   I could've started a Sea World uprising.
   
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9. StayStrongLiveLong
   posted a quote
   December 23, 2013 3:17pm UTC
   Me reading a sad part of my book in class: [stares blankly at page, stifles tears, and looks around to make sure no one sees my secret obsession]
   At home: [stares at book, throws it across the room, falls off bed, dramatically sobs into floor, dies]
   
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10. StayStrongLiveLong
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2013 6:54pm UTC
    ...
    "What if you saw me
    stripped of my mask,
    unpainted,
    only covered in words and skin,
    words of thoughts,
    thoughts of you,
    you and the broken pieces
    that stab at my mind.
    And silver tears stain my face
    as you take all of me
    the raw truth of me in.
    Would you still see me
    as beautiful
    even with these battle scars?
    Would you still
    love me
    at my most
    vulnerable state?"
    a.m.
    ...
    
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11. StayStrongLiveLong
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2013 6:30pm UTC
    I really want a chameleon...
    so I can put a little striped hat on it and
    set it free in the house
    so I can have my own giant game of
    Where's Waldo.
    
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12. StayStrongLiveLong
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2013 6:08pm UTC
    ...
    "Dreams dance
    around the room,
    shaping into reality,
    but only bits and pieces,
    waiting to be
    put together
    into something
    extraordinary,
    because like every
    dream made into reality
    you will find
    that some assembly
    is required.
    a.m.
    ...
    
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13. StayStrongLiveLong
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2013 5:56pm UTC
    ...
    "But in that sad twisted reality,
    she couldn't bear the thought
    of letting go,
    because between the night
    and the day,
    she simply couldn't find it in her
    to make a list
    to why she should ever want to leave,
    so instead she devoted her life
    to finding all of the reasons to stay,
    and now even in the darkest of nights,
    she sees the shadowed beauty,
    all it took,
    was a couple shining stars
    in the seemingly dying black,
    and the smallest motivation
    to not give in
    and falling down,
    but instead taking a break,
    and finding your way back up."
    a.m.
    ...
    
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14. StayStrongLiveLong
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2013 2:25pm UTC
    ...
    You are literally the center of everything
    as it stretches through space infinitely,
    and it would be a shame
    if it lost its center
    because you failed to realize
    just how extraordinary you
    really are
    ...
    
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15. StayStrongLiveLong
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2013 2:10pm UTC
    "Write something a stranger would hang on their wall."
    ...
    Poster.
    
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16. StayStrongLiveLong
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2013 1:47pm UTC
    ...
    How do you learn to pick
    youself up when you
    can't even
    stand?
    
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17. StayStrongLiveLong
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2013 1:43pm UTC
    What if you saw me
    Stripped of my mask
    Unpainted
    Only covered in words and skin.
    Words of thought and
    Thoughts of the world
    The world and you
    You and the broken pieces that stab at my mind.
    And silver tears stain my face
    As you take me
    The raw truth of me in
    In all of this state of my own
    Vulnerability.
    Would you still find me
    Beautiful?
    Would you still
    Love me?
    
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18. StayStrongLiveLong
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2013 9:39pm UTC
    It was a beautiful kind of sad
    The kind that caught the light
    On her tear
    That traced her cheek.
    It was in the silence
    That engulfed the room
    Where the world was then
    Seemed to be shattered.
    It lurked in the halls
    Behind every shadow
    Where the dusty light
    Could not quite reach.
    It danced slowly in her eyes
    Grey like the sky
    Brimming with surrender
    And her very own demons' shadows.
    It was a beautiful kind of sad
    But sad nonetheless.
    
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19. StayStrongLiveLong
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2013 9:35am UTC
    "I can't imagine the self control
    required to eat just one chocolate
    from the advent calendar"
    I say as I pop the last one out on the second day
    
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20. StayStrongLiveLong
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2013 9:28am UTC
    *Buys yoga pants and sports bra*
    *Awkwardly sprints for 5 seconds*
    *Trips over the nieghbor's cat*
    *Goes home and sits on the couch and eats an entire bag of chips*
    *Vows to never go outside again*
    
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