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  1. Bravosierra* Bravosierra*
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2012 5:14pm UTC
    Dear Ex
    I found out you cheated on me.
    With 3 other girls.
    We all found out about each other.
    So, I hope you enjoy kissing girls and being a flirt.
    Because, after this Wednesday.
    You will never get another girl.
    I hope you enjoy your next few days of flirting.
    You PATHETIC as$hole

  2. hermione23katniss hermione23katniss
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2012 2:42pm UTC
    Willow Smith has a tongue piercing and she's 11.
    You know what I had when I was 11?
    NOTHING.

  3. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2012 12:35pm UTC
    Niall: My favourite pokemon is oshawott, he's quite cute and cuddly
    Zayn: Niall, you are oshawott

    format credit to OneDirection


  4. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  5. Shainaluvturtles Shainaluvturtles
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2012 3:10pm UTC
    Friend: What do you even do on Witty?
    Me: Stuff.
    Friend: What, like make quotes and talk to strangers, and that's it?
    Me: You don't understand.

  6. timraandnicole timraandnicole
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2012 3:10pm UTC
    To be honest
    I see more One Direction hate quotes on witty than I actually see One Direction quotes.

  7. justmyself justmyself
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2012 2:10pm UTC
    If fear didn't exist,
    I'd run up to you, kiss you, and tell you that I love you.
    nmf

  8. Bravosierra* Bravosierra*
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2012 12:24pm UTC
    While you wake up today
    someone is taking their
    last breath. Thank God
    for another day.
    Don't waste it.
    nmq.

  9. JJay429 JJay429
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2012 10:19am UTC
    all a girl really wants
    is for one guy to prove to her that they are not all the same
    -Marilyn Monroe♥

  10. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2012 3:21pm UTC
    Why does everyone
    Get your attention but me ?

  11. TheWeirdGuyNamedCole25 TheWeirdGuyNamedCole25
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2012 12:10pm UTC
    So I decided
    to be a good big brother, give my little sister something that she definitely deserves for her birthday, and get her One Direction tickets.
    hope you're happy now, sis.
    cost me my whole life savings.

  12. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2012 12:50pm UTC
    Fan: if you were a hobo, what will your sign say?
    zayn: i don't have a bed, may i sleep in yours?
    format credit to OneDirection

  13. gbieber gbieber
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2012 10:20am UTC
    When I was your age I didnt know Jerry Trainor as Spencer, I knew him as Crazy Steve

  14. rissa7373 rissa7373
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2012 12:13pm UTC
    It sucks, doesn't it?
    ||| F E E L I N G ||| L I K E ||| Y O U ' R E ||| A L W A Y S |||
    Second choice.♥

  15. xXselenanicoleXx xXselenanicoleXx
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2012 11:11pm UTC
    This is Killing Me;
    so my dad gets home from work,
    everythings ok.
    my sister gets home from work,
    again everythings ok.
    my brother gets home from work,
    im sitting on the couch just watching TV.
    "Did they tell you" he says.
    "Did they tell me what."
    "About Zeus"(our dog)
    As soon as Zeus came out of his mouth my sister looked at me and I just took one look at her eyes and they said i'm sorry.
    "WHAT IS WRONG."
    "Well, there's a lump on his back."
    "A lump. Ok. What kind of lump!"
    "They think its cancer."
    This hit me hard. I look at my sister.
    "WHY COULDNT YOU TELL ME? DID EVERYBODY KNOW BUT ME?? NO CALL!!! NO TEXT!! NO NOTHING! WHY!!!"
    "Im sorry, I didnt want to hurt you!"
    "HURT ME? REALLY! IT WOULD HURT ME EITHER WAY. APPARENTLY YOU DIDNT THINK THAT THIS WOULD BE WORSE. EVERYBODY KNEW BUT ME. EVERYBODY!! COULD NO ONE STOP AND JUST TELL ME! WHAT IF ALL OF A SUDDEN WE HAVE TO PUT HIM DOWN AND I DONT EVEN KNOW WHY! WHAT ABOUT THAT? DID YOU THINK ABOUT THAT?"
    "Selena, look I know. I'm sorry."
    I felt bad for what I said but the four years I've had Zeus he's just made me happier. He knows when your sad. I just don't want him to die. They said its possible to remove the lump but he'd be in pain for a long time. He already takes pills. I don't wanna let him go but at the same time I don't want him to suffer. I just don't know how to deal with this.

  16. Bravosierra* Bravosierra*
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2012 11:48pm UTC
    Revenge on my cheating ex.
    Alright, well, here's the story.
    He dated 3 girls plus me at once.
    One from his school. His best friends cousin. This girl I hate. and me.
    Okay.
    He kissed 3 of us.
    After he kissed us, he acted weird.
    Like he didn't want us.
    He would be a huge assshole to us.
    And makes us feel crappy.
    Then, he would make us feel great.
    We realized that he played us all.
    Since the guy dated us all in the same month.
    & he kisssed the 3 girls 2 days apart.
    our revenge is this;
    Wednesday, he'll be there with his girlfriend.
    & the girl he flirts w/.
    We are going to call him out on stage.
    W/ his girfriend(s)
    then were gonna tell everyone there.
    That he is a rude jerk.
    This player is going to play OUR game.

  17. Bravosierra* Bravosierra*
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2012 8:43pm UTC
    There is some meaning behind the Twilight Series.
    Loving someone when they don't love you back.
    Loving someone when you know its not right.
    Loving someone that might kill you in the end.
    Knowing what's right and what's wrong, but wanting what's wrong.
    Knowing what you want to do, What you have to do, and What you do do.
    Falling for someone so hard that when they leave, your left in pieces.
    Abstinence.
    Being so different, but so perfect.
    Twilight is more then just a "stupid story."
    It actually has meaning.

  18. notyouraverageteenagegirl notyouraverageteenagegirl
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2012 9:42pm UTC
    all the drama
    during the year is over, it's
    hot out, and we don't
    have school. it's
    finally summer<3
    format credit: notyouraverageteenagegirl

  19. 365days* 365days*
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2012 3:39pm UTC
    Witty guys just don't realize how much power they have.
    They get to see everything that goes through a girls mind.
    They have trouble asking a girl out?
    They can go on witty.
    Need the perfect gift for a girl?
    They can go on witty.
    Don't know how to make a girl forgive you?
    They can go on witty.
    So guys, we have helped you.
    Now the least you can do is help us.
    Here is the witty guy challenge
    All I ask is to go on atleast 3 different profiles everyday.
    Read some of their quotes, you will know what they are going through.
    Comment on their profile.
    You have no idea how much the words
    "Keep strong" or "You are beautiful" would mean to them, especially if it comes from a guy.
    You'd make some girl's day.
    Fave so witty guys can see?

  20. Bravosierra* Bravosierra*
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2012 11:51am UTC
    Just a word
    Chapter 2
    He smiled at me.
    "So." he began, "Do you wanna take a walk on the boardwalk no name?"
    I giggled, "Sure. Let me go grab my wallet. Come with me."
    We both stood up and walked towards my house.
    "Tori, is that you?" My mom yelled at me.
    Sh/t. I looked at Jonah and he smiled.
    "Yeah mom, its me. I'm grabbing my wallet."
    "Okay."
    Jonah started laughing, "Hey Tori." He said smiling brightly.
    I took a glance at him and realized he had this beach boy look to him.
    The way his hair flipped covering his eyes. The way his bright, white smile stood out against his dark, muscular-.
    'OMG.' I yelled at myself in my head, 'Snap out of it.'
    "Okay. My secret is revealed. I'm going to go grab my wallet, one second." I said before running up the stairs.
    My head was filled with his smile and laugh.
    I found my wallet and I ran downstairs.
    "Hey, welcome back cutie." he spoke once I got downstairs.
    "Hey." I said. "Lets go."
    He led the way out of my house and down the beach, to the boardwalk.
    The whole walk down there, we talked.
    "So. Where did you move down here from?" He asked casually.
    "I'm from Michigan." I answered knowing his next question.
    "You from da D?" He asked in a ghetto, giggly voice.
    I looked at him, "No. I wasn't raised in the ghetto or the D." I said in sharp, annoying tone.
    He looked at me and put his arms out, "Ouch. Sorry." He said not being able to hold his smile.
    "EYYYY. JONAH." Someone screamed walking down the boardwalk.
    Jonah looked up and smiled "Hey Austin."
    The kid named Austin ran towards us. "Woah, hello there." He said holding his hand out and winking at me.
    I shook his hand, "Hey."
    "So beautiful. Do you have a name?" He asked smiling.
    I rolled my eyes at the repetitive pick up line.
    "Already tried that one on her bro." Jonah said pushing him aside.
    "Awe f/ck man. You always gotta go this hot manes." Austin said.
    I let my eyebrow rise, "Oh. Does he?"
    Jonah blushed, "Hey. It's not my fault I'm a stud." He said smiling.
    I nodded my head, annoyed. He was just another player.
    "Hey beautiful," Austin said to me, "I'm having a bonfire tomorrow. Maybe Austin can bring you and you can meet more of our friends." He smiled at me brightly.
    "Yeah, you should come. It'll be fun." Jonah said agreeing.
    I nodded. "Sure. Where is it at?"
    "I'll come and pick you up if you want." Jonah said.
    Austin snickered.
    "Sure. Sounds good."
    "You guys better be there by 9." Austin said.
    I smiled. "Don't worry. I'll be there."
    Austin nodded. "Good. See you there beautiful."
    "Its Tori." I said smiling.
    "Tori. Have a good day. You too bro." Austin said giving Jonah a handshake.
    Once Austin left Jonah turned to me, "So. You make me guess your name but you tell Austin it right away?" He asked annoyed.
    I smiled, "Its not like you wouldn't have told him anyway."
    "You owe me now."
    I looked at him, "For what?" I asked.
    "For unfair treatment." He said smiling.
    I rolled my eyes, "What do you want?"
    He looked around, "Hmm..." He said thinking, "You have to wear my hoodie tomorrow to the bonfire."
    "Ugh. Fine. But isn't it going to be hot?"
    "Nope, California nights are freezing. I'll bring it with me when I come over" He winked at me.
    "Uh. Your phone is ringing." He said pointing to my vibrating boob.
    I blushed embarassed.
    "Tori. Come home. Its late." My mom said too me.
    I looked at my phone and realized it was amost 7.
    "Wow. Time flies." I said in awe. "I have to go home. See you tomorrow." I said smiling.
    "Give me your number," He said pulling out his iphone.
    We exchanged numbers and he smiled, "Bye cutie."
    I smiled, "Bye."
    ~~~
    Okaaaay. o:) .
    hiiiiiiiii.
    Idk. What I should write here.
    You guys are all beautiful.
    & your all awesome.
    xoxoxox.

:)

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