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Stacker009
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September 14, 2010 7:11pm UTC

I couldn't be happier (:

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Stacker009
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July 30, 2010 12:44pm UTC

BENCHWARMERS-HOWIE
Richie told me about the killer loose in the neighborhood, he's killing anyone name Howie, that's my name, that's my name

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Stacker009
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July 30, 2010 12:27pm UTC

BENCHWARMERS
Richie: Look they're not going to kill you alright? They're just dropping off the cookies i ordered.
Howie: They look very aggressive, I think they want to beat me up.
Richie: Trust me you'll be fine, just take the thin mints back in the apartment. That's our food for the week.
Howie: Fine, you can eat the thin mints at my funeral, Richie.

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Stacker009
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July 30, 2010 12:01pm UTC

When they know they're your heart
And you know you were their armour
And you will destroy anyone who would try to harm her

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Stacker009
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July 29, 2010 9:54am UTC

Offensive Joke #13
IM SORRY IF THIS OFFENDS YOU
What do you call a bunch of black people in a barn?
Antique farm equipment

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Stacker009
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July 27, 2010 3:21pm UTC

BENCHWARMERS
"I caught it, you're out"
"But i ticked it, it hit the bat"
"You're still out"
"You're still fat"

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Stacker009
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July 27, 2010 1:03pm UTC

If you were a sandwich at McDonalds
You would be a
McGorgeous

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Stacker009
posted a quote
July 27, 2010 12:45pm UTC

When LINKIN
the PARK
rich -HANDS
wage HELD
war HIGH
it's
the
poor
that
die

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Stacker009
posted a quote
July 26, 2010 7:08pm UTC

I did your mom
A favor
By making you
A sandwich

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Stacker009
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July 26, 2010 6:45pm UTC

Cant you tell
I'm with my girlfriend!

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Stacker009
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July 26, 2010 2:38pm UTC

*Heart full of pain*
*Head full of stress*
*Handful of anger*
*Held in my chest*
- Linkin Park

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Stacker009
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July 24, 2010 3:14pm UTC

Offensive Joke #12
IM SORRY IF THIS OFFENDS YOU
Why were there only 300 Mexicans at the party?
They only had 2 cars

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Stacker009
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July 24, 2010 3:09pm UTC

Offensive Joke #11
IM SORRY IF THIS OFFENDS YOU
What do you say to a women with two black eyes?
Nothing, you already told her twice

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Stacker009
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July 24, 2010 10:57am UTC

Offensive Joke #10
IM SORRY IF THIS OFFENDS YOU
What do you call 100 black people in a field?
The good old days

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Stacker009
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July 24, 2010 10:52am UTC

Offensive Joke #9
IM SORRY IF THIS OFFENDS YOU
What did the lady at the beach say to Michael Jackson?
You mind moving? You're in my son.

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Stacker009
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July 24, 2010 10:47am UTC

Offensive Joke #8
IM SORRY IF THIS OFFENDS YOU
Why was the woman tied to the bed?
Never mind that, why wasn't she in the kitchen?!

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Stacker009
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July 23, 2010 1:50pm UTC

Offensive Joke #7
IM SORRY IF THIS OFFENDS YOU
What did the little German boy get for his birthday?
An easy bake oven and a G.I Jew

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Stacker009
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July 22, 2010 3:29pm UTC

Offensive Joke #6
IM SORRY IF THIS OFFENDS YOU
What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew?
A pizza doesn't scream when it's put in the oven

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Stacker009
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July 22, 2010 3:21pm UTC

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Stacker009
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July 22, 2010 3:09pm UTC

Offensive Joke #4
IM SORRY IF THIS OFFENDS YOU
Have you ever seen a black person on the Jetsons?
No. Looks like a good future doesn't it.

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