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  1. JustAnotherWittyGuy18 JustAnotherWittyGuy18
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2014 1:36am UTC
    May I ask you a question?
    It's been on my mind a lot these days.
    Hey honey,
    Will you marry me?
    Mine

  2. JustAnotherWittyGuy18 JustAnotherWittyGuy18
    posted a quote
    November 24, 2013 11:57pm UTC
    Maybe i wasn't good enough.
    Maybe i'll never be enough.
    Maybe he left for a reason.
    Maybe he's happy now.
    And maybe i'm broken.

  3. subtlysam subtlysam
    posted a quote
    November 27, 2013 12:30am UTC
    I touch myself whenever I think about you.
    More specifically,
    I rub my temples because
    I get a headache because you're so awful.

  4. softballchica79 softballchica79
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2013 8:25pm UTC
    He came along and he spoke so sweetly, changed everything and took my heart completely

  5. MohawkMojo MohawkMojo
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2013 8:46pm UTC
    I gotta stop getting my hopes up...

  6. Eli22b Eli22b
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2013 3:48am UTC
    Some fashion tips for this coming school year:
    - Ankle length Uggs are the biggest mistake since crocs.
    - Sparkly Uggs are even worse
    - Do not, and i repeat, DO NOT wear open toed shoes in January. You're crazy
    - Band t-shirts are like jesus for lazy days.
    - Please wear a sports bra if you're only going to wear a sweatshirt, I'm begging you
    - Colored jeans are a no no if you have wide hips, they make them look 10 times larger. Neutral colors are ok, but yellow and blue is a no.
    - Snooki's hair bump is not ok to wear in school. Neither is heavy eye shadow
    - I swear to God if you're wearing a heal over 2 inches I will stab you with it
    - Dont wear a scarf with yoga pants
    - I swear to God if you get 3D nails I will personally hunt you down and kill you

  7. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2013 6:09pm UTC
    if someone ever
    tells you a certain song is important to them you should turn it up and lay on your bed and close your eyes and really listen to it even if its 10 minutes long because at the end you will know that person much better I think
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 n m q!

  8. CharliesTheName CharliesTheName
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2013 6:49pm UTC
    I turned into Squidward when I got annoyed
    with all the childish people around me
    I turned into Spongebob when I
    decided to have fun with my life
    I turned into Mr. Krabs when I tried
    to save my money and not waste it
    I turned into Plankton when I got obsessed
    with my computer and practically married it
    And I turned into Patrick when I stopped being
    social and practically lived under a rock

  9. CharliesTheName CharliesTheName
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2013 6:38pm UTC
    Most People: Oh my god it's been a week since I had McDonalds.
    Most People: I'm gonna go get a Big Mac with large fries.
    Me: Oh my god it's been like 7 months since I had McDonalds.
    Me: I'm gonna go make some meat loaf with my mom.

  10. Travis Allred* Travis Allred*
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2013 12:12pm UTC
    The prettiest smiles
    hide the deepest secrets.
    The
    prettiest
    eyes
    have cried the most tears.
    The kindest hearts
    have felt the most
    pain.
    Format Credit: USMarineCorps2013

  11. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2013 2:09pm UTC
    I want you
    I want your sleepy confused look when you wake up.
    I want to be the warmth that fills the space in your bed.
    I want to be the sheets your fingers crave at night;
    the blanket that wraps around you all night.
    I want to drink tea with you, share some records we find.
    I want to talk about everything in the world newspapers.
    I want to discuss with you, to be stubborn and quick-witted with you.
    I want to have differences between us.
    I want your flaws.
    All of them.
    I want go into the deepest corners of your mind
    and never get bored of you.
    I want to be surprised by the new all the time.
    I want to look at you like a movie, a living piece of art;
    always trying to chase what you crave …
    and capture you.

  12. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2013 2:30pm UTC
    ❒Single
    ❒Taken
    ✔ Unable to find love because, despite the fact I’m fiercely unattractive and I’m not particularly interesting nor talented, my standards have been set unrealistically high after years of mentally dating celebrities and/or fictional characters.

  13. TheGirlWhoLived TheGirlWhoLived
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2013 4:05pm UTC
    My dentist once told me that letting go
    is like pulling a tooth. When it was pulled out, you were relieved, but how many times does your tongue run itself over the spot where the tooth was? Probably a hundred times a day. Just because it wasn't hurting you doesn't mean you didn't notice it. It leaves a gap and sometimes you see yourself missing it terribly. It's going to take a while, but it takes time. Should you have kept the tooth? No, because it was causing you too much pain. Therefore, move on and let go.
    format: yourcool

  14. WhatIsLoveTheseDays WhatIsLoveTheseDays
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2013 3:09pm UTC
    I'm in one of those moods today where I'm just over thinking everything

  15. JustAnotherWittyGuy18 JustAnotherWittyGuy18
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2013 11:40am UTC
    Rest In Paradise
    <3 Alexander <3
    Three months here without you, and god has it gone so slow. I still pretend you are in the hospital that one day you'll message me and be like hey Dalton!!!! I'm back!!! and ill scream and hug the computer and god when will set in that you'll never come back? I have gotten so bad since i lost you i don't even know how to cope. I'm so sorry. I love you so much Alexander so much. Rest in Paradise baby waby

  16. JustAnotherWittyGuy18 JustAnotherWittyGuy18
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2013 4:27pm UTC
    I can’t believe it’s only been three months it feels like so much longer to be honest. I remember May 3rd you were still alive, it was our 4 months and you weren’t online i was kind of bitter but i was like whatever he’s sick. And then the 4th comes and iva ran away she didn’t want to tell you had died and Vivian did it. She just lost it and she told me when she was mad. I don’t even remember what i felt like before i had found out, i don’t remember the happiness you gave me, or how amazingly loved i felt. Recently i haven’t really had anyone to talk to so much. Conrad kind of hates me. I’ve been reading your emails non stop. I mean you cared so much and you were the one dying. Why didn’t anyone tell me? I sure as f.uck would have flown to Croatia. I would have layed on the floor or in your bed and i would have held your hand and kiss your forehead i would have babied you to no end, you would have met me i would have god i would have done something. But instead you aren’t here anymore and i’m left alone. When we dated i honestly felt like you loved me. You know how insecure and stuff i am, but i really did think you loved me. I don’t think anyone loves me anymore and that hurts even more. When i see you and i don’t take my pils it makes me feel like you care. But they will force me to take those pills, but i can’t when i want to die its you that saves me even now. You were always my twin, you are still my twin. Maybe that’s why it hurts so much you know? Because you’re my twin and when one dies the other is missing a part of them. It was only 1150 last night and i was already sobbing. I’m sorry i have failed so much, i was getting better and than you left me. I love you Alexander and that won’t ever end. Thank you for being in my life for those 6 short months, thank you for being my non biological twin. Thank you for being my brother. Rest in Peace Alex, We’ll never be apart now

  17. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2013 6:33am UTC
    when i say that i get embarrassed when fictional characters do stupid stuff i don't mean that i roll my eyes and whisper 'you idiot'. i mean that i will pause the televison/throw the book across the room, bury my face in a pillow and make muffled noises of anguish into the pillow for several minutes, often while lying on the floor.

  18. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2013 10:30am UTC
    The fear of tampons that exists in teenage boys is literally one of the
    funniest things I've ever seen. They act like it's a nuclear missle. Like, calm down, bro. It's just a compressd cotton ball. I swear to God, if you ever want a teenage boy to leave you alone just pull out a tampon and throw it in his direction and he will run as far away as possible. It's hilarious.

  19. of_mice_and_lucifer* of_mice_and_lucifer*
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2013 8:52pm UTC
    I NEED HELP PEOPLES.
    I DON'T KNOW WHICH SWEATSHIRT/ HOODIE I WANT TO BUY.
    -BRING ME THE HORIZON HOODIE (ZIP UP)
    -OF MICE AND MEN FAITHFULNESS PULLOVER
    -PIERCE THE VEIL (GREY) SWEATSHIRT
    -PIERCE THE VEIL STITCHES (BLUE) PULLOVER
    HELP ME PLEASE I'M SO CONFLICED AND NO I CANNOT BUY ALL OF THEM I WISH THO

  20. DarlingYou'llBeOkay* DarlingYou'llBeOkay*
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2013 6:16pm UTC
    PICK UP LINES THAT'LL WORK ON ME:
    "Come with me, girl, it'd be A Day To Remember."
    "Miss May I take your pants off?'
    "We won't be Sleeping With Sirens, f.uck, we won't be sleeping at all."
    "We can Escape The Fate together in my bedroom."
    "We'll be going at it until we're screaming Bring Me The Horizon."
    "Wanna me Falling In Reverse on my bed or...?"
    "You Me At Six, yeah?"

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