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  1. MaddyWaddy MaddyWaddy
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2016 2:31pm UTC
    I THOUGHT I'VE
    BEEN HURT BEFORE,
    BUT NO ONE'S EVER LEFT ME QUITE THIS SORE.

  2. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    January 23, 2015 2:02am UTC
    “So stop waiting for Fridays, and stop waiting for summers, and stop waiting for someone to fall in love with you, because those things will happen. But in the meantime, enjoy right now.”

  3. Tilly* Tilly*
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2014 9:09am UTC
    I would rather have a boyfriend who is a complete dork and a sweetheart, rather than a really hot guy who is a player and flirts with every girl.
    9:35am

  4. 永久* 永久*
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2014 9:38am UTC
    I didn't run away from you,
    I SLOWLY WALKED AWAY.
    And it killed me that you didn't care enough,
    to stop me.
    Quote by Fruit99Punch format by br0kenwings

  5. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2014 11:49pm UTC
    If you hate gay marriage
    then don't breathe,
    cause oxygen is a
    HOMOneuclear molecule.
    2 atoms bound together for life
    ♥///////////////
    stop da hate or GTFO.

  6. Ashbeyou20 Ashbeyou20
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2014 5:16am UTC
    “I don't care if you're black, white, straight, bisexual, gay, lesbian, short, tall, fat, skinny, rich or poor. If you're nice to me, I'll be nice to you. Simple as that.”

  7. MissAnna MissAnna
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2014 10:24am UTC
    HOW STUPID
    OF ME TO THINK
    I WAS THE
    ONLY FLOWER
    IN YOUR
    GARDEN.

  8. 1mrsseguin9 1mrsseguin9
    posted a quote
    March 8, 2014 2:53pm UTC
    The difference between being straight and being gay is the same thing as the difference between bras and bikini tops. Everyone knows they exist, but only one is acceptable in public.

  9. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    March 7, 2014 10:53pm UTC
    no hømo
    whole hømo
    2% hømo
    skim hømo
    soy hømo
    almond hømo
    coconut hømo
    rice hømo
    butter hømo
    #i can't believe it's not hømo

  10. gab* gab*
    posted a quote
    March 7, 2014 8:00pm UTC
    DO NOT SPEAK TO ME IN A CONDESCENDING WAY
    DO NOT SPEAK TO ME LIKE I’M AN IDIOT
    DO NOT SPEAK TO ME AS IF I’M STUPID BECAUSE I DIDN’T KNOW ABOUT SOMETHING THAT YOU KNEW ABOUT OR BECAUSE I DIDN’T UNDERSTAND SOMETHING THAT’S SIMPLE FOR OTHER PEOPLE TO UNDERSTAND
    JUST DON’T DO IT.

  11. hemmo1996* hemmo1996*
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2014 12:04pm UTC
    I can see 6 years into the future…thanks to my 2020 vision

  12. skilletbiscuit skilletbiscuit
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2014 10:11pm UTC
    The worst thing you could ever do is use someone's flaws against them.


  13. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  14. Forever Hers* Forever Hers*
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2014 8:38am UTC
    Im the kind of friend who would help you hide a dead body , but if you betray me , remember i know how to hide a dead body.

  15. LestWeBeForgotten LestWeBeForgotten
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2014 9:46pm UTC
    The simplest things in life
    are often the hardest to say

  16. * Sabaism * * Sabaism *
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2014 7:39am UTC
    I like purposefully look for unknown bands
    So I can crush on the band members
    Without all the fangirls.

  17. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    January 27, 2014 2:10pm UTC
    have u ever been in a mood to destroy your relationship with everyone you know

  18. destabilise destabilise
    posted a quote
    January 26, 2014 5:45pm UTC
    “We teach girls shame; close your legs, cover yourself, we make them feel as though by being born female they’re already guilty of something."

  19. cocopuffs cocopuffs
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2014 12:12pm UTC
    Some girls my age: eeww it's so weird but I have a crush on celebs who are like 5 years older than me!!!
    Me: hahahahaha
    Me: HAHAHAHAHA
    Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
    Me: hahaha

  20. *blushes* *blushes*
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2014 1:35pm UTC
    Facebook: You know my name, but not my story.
    Tumblr: You know my story, but not my name.

:)

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