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Dishonored*
posted a quote
May 4, 2014 10:11pm UTC

if you ever comment on my quotes,
and I don't reply, I'm seriously sorry.
chances are, I probably spent way
too long trying to think of something
to say, and by the time I did too much
time has passed. or you're like one of
my favorite people on here and thinking
of something to reply back became too
terrifying because I don't want to make
an a.ss out of myself or come off rude.

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Dishonored*
posted a quote
May 4, 2014 10:44pm UTC

If you have your license, listen
the f.uck up. STOP SIGNS ARE
THERE FOR A REASON, OKAY?
I have had my car for three days,
and I have already been ran off the
road because some ignorant p.rick
couldn't be bothered to stop at a stop
sign. I was inches from wrecking into
the a.sshole, and the only thing that
prevented it was driving into a ditch.
Let me paint a picture for you; the guy
was pulling out of a house at the top
of this hill. He clearly could have seen
us (my sister and I) coming while he
was going down said hill (the stop sign
being at the bottom.) We both were
getting closer to the point where the
road on the hill meets the road we were
on, and I was getting nervous. Mainly
because I just don't trust people and
I'm always paranoid someone is going
to pull out in front of me. However, I tried
to brush off the nerves because he had
a stop sign so we had nothing to worry
about, right? (lol wrong.) The idiot just
drives in front of us. Slamming on the
breaks wasn't that effective so we had
to swerve into a ditch to avoid hitting
this moron. The amount of rage that
went through me was unbelievable,
I seriosuly wanted to get out of the
ditch as soon as possible and run
the f.ucker down.
Again, stop signs are there for
a good f.ucking reason.

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br0kenwings
posted a quote
May 5, 2014 6:06am UTC

Today was gonna be the day;
he'd already wrote the note
and parked that Chevrolet
at the end of that dead end road.
Had his finger on the trigger,
just about to end everything.
He was taking one last long breath
when he heard his cell phone ring,
and his best friend said, "Man where you been?
We're headed down to the lake this weekend;
You better not miss it, 'cause buddy I swear,
it won't be the same If you ain't there.
And I told that girl that you like so much
you were coming along, and her eyes lit up.
I better let you go, man I really hope I didn't catch
you in the middle of anything."
He said, "You kinda did, but I don't mind at all.
I'm glad you called."

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Dishonored*
posted a quote
May 5, 2014 10:07pm UTC

mom: I was going to buy you a GPS
today, but no one at the store would
f.ucking help me.
me: you don't have to do that.
mom: that's okay, I was going to use
the debit card, so technically it's your
dad's money.
sister: WHAT?
me: the debit card = child support.
sister: oh.
mom: yeah.. that worthless b.astard is
paying for your GPS whether he likes it
or not.
idk guys, the way my mom said it was
hilarious, and then she bought me a jacket
online with the debit card. but just to clarify,
my dad left when I was a baby, I met him
when I was five. he stuck around for a few
visits I guess? but then I never saw him again.
he actually fought paying child support pretty
much my whole life, and now that he has no
obligation to he drops $700 on my mom. it
makes no sense. side note, everyone makes
him out to be such a horrible person, but I still
daydream about actually getting to meet him.
idk, maybe that's weird.

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Infinity on high*
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May 7, 2014 3:16am UTC

So a guy friend of mine likes this girl and yesterday I asked him what song she reminds him of and he said 'mirrors, by Justin Timberlake' and I just think that's so cute guys omg

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Infinity on high*
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May 7, 2014 3:19am UTC

I think I passed the part in puberty where the pimples take over my face but somehow I must have missed the bit when i become attractive omg

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Dishonored*
posted a quote
May 7, 2014 10:03am UTC

I hate it when you confront someone
because they've been s.hitty towards
you, and they turn it around so you're
the one that seems s.hitty. like, what
the hell? I'm not the horrible person,
you are. stop making me feel bad.

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br0kenwings
posted a quote
May 9, 2014 6:47am UTC

You can give her a light,
but it's not what you think;
EVERYBODY KNOWS
she only drinks alone,
and she only smokes when she drinks.
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Please don't remove this, or make it invisible!

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DunGoofed
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May 9, 2014 10:30pm UTC

If the world were reborn in your image, would it be paradise? Or perdition?

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Dishonored*
posted a quote
May 10, 2014 12:05am UTC

I'm friends with all my mom's
work friends on facebook, and
this one lady shared a post all
about cheating. basically, it was
like "if you don't love someone,
leave them. don't cheat, it'll just
make everything more painful."
and s.hit like that. and I just find it
really ironic because she has
both cheated on her husband,
and refused to leave him. like,
right, it's much better to be in a
miserable a.ss marriage with
adultery then to just get a
f.ucking divorce.

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seafoam*
posted a quote
May 10, 2014 5:28pm UTC

just because someone looks happy
doesn't mean they are
because even a white rose
has a black shadow
-c.m.h

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Infinity on high*
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May 10, 2014 6:32pm UTC

An entire sea of water can't
sink a ship unless
it gets inside
the ship.
Similarly, the negativity of the world can't
put you down
unless you allow it to get inside you.
DO NOT ERASE THE FORMAT CREDIT OR MAKE IT INVISIBLE

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