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SophiaIzAwesome

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Member Since: 8 Jul 2012 06:56am

Last Seen: 23 May 2014 03:49am

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user id: 315787

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Haii Derr ;]
I'm Sophia. But You Can Call Me Sophie ;)
Yeaa, I'm Awesome.. So What?

 
So anyways i'm a really awkward person but we can be friends if you want so yahh.

k bye!  :D


 
 
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  1. SophiaIzAwesome SophiaIzAwesome
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2013 9:03pm UTC
    *me watching cher lloyd's song i wish*
    *mum walks in*
    me: omfg cher is sooo pretty omfg asdfghjkl
    mum: she's not pretty
    me: WHAT?!?!?!?! OMFG YOU'RE BLIND WOMAN!!
    mum: and she's a copycat. that song is an old song.
    me: not it's not, that's her new song -_-
    mum: no, that song is old, she's a copycat.
    me: ermm.....
    mum: *walks out*
    me: *sitting there like wahhh....*

  2. SophiaIzAwesome SophiaIzAwesome
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2013 5:10am UTC
    Some people walk into our lives and leave footprints on our heart. Others walk into our lives and we want to leave footprints on their face!

  3. SophiaIzAwesome SophiaIzAwesome
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    October 11, 2013 5:01am UTC
    It's not important to win, to me it's important to make the other guy lose :D

  4. SophiaIzAwesome SophiaIzAwesome
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2013 4:49am UTC
    i think i like something. but i'm not sure what?

  5. SophiaIzAwesome SophiaIzAwesome
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2013 4:46am UTC
    i hate when people see me at the shops and they're like "hey! what are you doing here?" i tell them "you know... just hunting elephants."

  6. SophiaIzAwesome SophiaIzAwesome
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2013 4:44am UTC
    I love the computer because all my friends live inside it!

  7. SophiaIzAwesome SophiaIzAwesome
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2013 4:41am UTC
    You know you are getting old when the candles on your birthday cake start to cost more than the cake itself.

  8. SophiaIzAwesome SophiaIzAwesome
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2013 4:36am UTC
    When a man gets close to a woman wearing a leather mini-skirt, his heart starts beating faster, his throat gets dry, his knees get weak and he becomes irrational... Why? Because the leather smells like a new car.

  9. SophiaIzAwesome SophiaIzAwesome
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2013 4:31am UTC
    When you have a hammer in your hand, everything around you looks like a nail.
    Just don't lick it like Miley Cyrus :P

  10. SophiaIzAwesome SophiaIzAwesome
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2013 4:29am UTC
    Tell your boss what you really think about him, and the truth shall set you free... from your job.

  11. SophiaIzAwesome SophiaIzAwesome
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2013 4:27am UTC
    I look at the moon and it looks really beautiful!.. then, i look at you... and... i think i'll look at the moon again?!

  12. SophiaIzAwesome SophiaIzAwesome
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2013 4:24am UTC
    i always try to cheer myself up by singing when i'm sad. Most of the time, it turns out that my voice is worst than my problems.

  13. SophiaIzAwesome SophiaIzAwesome
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2013 4:07am UTC
    the broccoli says "i look like a small tree", the mushroom says "i look like an umbrella", the walnut says "i look like a brain", and the banana says "can we please change the subject?"

  14. SophiaIzAwesome SophiaIzAwesome
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2013 4:03am UTC
    they say that love is more important than money, but have you ever tried to pay your bills with a hug?

  15. SophiaIzAwesome SophiaIzAwesome
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    October 11, 2013 4:00am UTC
    a word to the wise ain't necessary- it's the stupid ones that need the advice.

  16. SophiaIzAwesome SophiaIzAwesome
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2013 3:58am UTC
    i believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... and try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party!

  17. SophiaIzAwesome SophiaIzAwesome
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2013 3:55am UTC
    my fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.

  18. SophiaIzAwesome SophiaIzAwesome
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2013 3:51am UTC
    what a pretty song xD
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3qxcSALOhYo

  19. SophiaIzAwesome SophiaIzAwesome
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    October 8, 2013 6:25am UTC
    So before, i walked into the laundry to put my clothes in the basket, and my foot hit almost every single thing as i was walking out...
    How is this possible? -_-

  20. SophiaIzAwesome SophiaIzAwesome
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2013 3:35am UTC
    today someone randomly told me their name was watermelondraabonsishquaa :P

:)

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