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Sonny84

  1. Sonny84 Sonny84
    posted a quote
    October 21, 2012 12:35pm UTC
    Nothing moves faster than a girl
    untagging herself from an ugly picture.

  2. Sonny84 Sonny84
    posted a quote
    October 21, 2012 12:33pm UTC
    I'm not rude.
    You're insignificant.

  3. Sonny84 Sonny84
    posted a quote
    October 21, 2012 12:31pm UTC
    I dont' have a drinking problem.
    I'm just rEaLly thirsty

  4. Sonny84 Sonny84
    posted a quote
    September 27, 2012 10:15pm UTC
    Me: *Wears ripped jeans to school*
    Friend: Your pants are broken!!

  5. Sonny84 Sonny84
    posted a quote
    September 23, 2012 11:41am UTC
    Which member of One Direction are you most like?
    Harry Styles:
    [] you have curly hair
    [] you're cheeky and flity
    [x] you have dimples
    [] you have a British accent
    [] you talk slowly
    [x] you're the youngest of your friends
    [x] you love white Converse
    [x] your favorite food is tacos
    [] you have green eyes
    [x] you're under 6ft
    [] you love wearing blazers
    [x] you have a great voice
    Louis Tomlinson:
    [x] you have straight hair
    [x] you love to wear stripes
    [x] you love pants that end above the ankle
    [] you own at least 1 pair of Toms
    [] you have blue eyes
    [] you have a British accent
    [] you're the oldest of your friends
    [] you're sassy, outgoing and crazy
    [x] you love to sing
    [x] you love people who eat carrots
    Zayn Malik:
    [] you have amazing eyelashes
    [x] you have black or dark brown hair
    [x] you can be very quiet
    [] you're mysterious and the 'badboy/badgirl' of your group
    [x] you have piercings
    [] you're the 'devil' of your friends
    [] you love varsity jackets
    [x] you have great fashion senses
    [] you have a catch phrase
    [x] you hate dancing
    [] you're vain
    [x] you use hair products
    [] you like to rap
    [x] you like to sing solos
    Liam Payne:
    [] you change your hairstyle constantly
    [] you've had your hair straight and curly before
    [x] you're sweet as can be
    [x] you work hard to make people happy
    [x] you love to be on Twitter and do twitcams
    [] you love wearing plaid
    [] you can pull off a closed or open-mouthed smile
    [] you have a signature dance move
    [x] you love Disney films
    [x] you love singing
    [] you have a British accent
    [] you're like the 'father/mother' of your friends
    [x] you take care of the people you love
    Niall Horan:
    [x] you have amazing hair
    [] you have an Irish accent
    [] you bleach or dye your hair
    [] you're a hat person
    [] you have rosy red cheeks
    [] you love sneakers
    [x] you LOVE to eat food
    [x] you like guitars
    [x] you're funny/like funny people
    [] you have green eyes
    [x] you have/have had braces
    [x] you like to eat sweets for breakfast
    [] you hate Disney films
    [] you can do an Irish jig
    [x] you love Liam
    [x] you love to sing
    Harry: 6
    Louis: 5
    Zayn: 7
    Liam:6
    Niall: 8
    Nialler♥

  6. Sonny84 Sonny84
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2012 8:27pm UTC
    Hey, so I need some relationship advice.... Basically this guy asked me out, but he's a year younger than me and i only like him as a friend. How do I let him down easy? Thanks :)
    PS. It might be good from a guy's point of view

  7. Sonny84 Sonny84
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2012 4:53pm UTC
    Die, potato!
    NOT TODAY.
    ~asdf

  8. Sonny84 Sonny84
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2012 4:48pm UTC
    Honey, why is the baby on fire?
    BUY ME MORE JEWELERY!!!

  9. Sonny84 Sonny84
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2012 12:07pm UTC
    One Direction's
    New Single
    is called Live While We're Young
    and is available for pre-ordering
    on iTunes at midnight.
    Brb.
    Exploding.

  10. Sonny84 Sonny84
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2012 6:28pm UTC
    Texting the word 'confuzzled'
    even though its longer than confused
    Just because it sounds cool.
    B)

  11. Sonny84 Sonny84
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2012 6:25pm UTC
    THAT AWKWARD MOMENT
    when you're yelling at sombody and your voice cracks

  12. Sonny84 Sonny84
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2012 6:22pm UTC
    That Awkward Moment
    when you use your cell phone instead of the TV Remote.

  13. Sonny84 Sonny84
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2012 7:33pm UTC
    The last day of the Olympics should be all the gold medalists playing dodgeball until we have an ultimate champion.

  14. Sonny84 Sonny84
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2012 1:44pm UTC
    Louis: My new year's resolution is to meet even more fans this year.
    Liam: My new year's resolution is for us to do the best. tour. ever!
    Zayn: My new year's resolution is to make the best music we've ever made.
    Harry: My new year's resolution is to find a special lady.. ;)
    Oh Hazza :D

  15. Sonny84 Sonny84
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2012 12:16pm UTC
    When someone asks what Witty is, and you have no way to describe it but:
    A social networking site for awkward female potatoes.

  16. Sonny84 Sonny84
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2012 3:49pm UTC
    Dear waiter,
    I would like some melted ice with some frozen water.
    Sincerely,
    Your face is priceless.

  17. Sonny84 Sonny84
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2012 1:05pm UTC
    Cheese:
    Milk's leap towards immortality.

  18. Sonny84 Sonny84
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2012 11:50am UTC

    I WILL NOT
    KEEP CALM
    AND
    YOU CAN
    F/CK OFF

  19. Sonny84 Sonny84
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2012 4:51pm UTC
    Interviewer: When you were 12 or 13, what did you want to be when you grew up?
    Harry: I wanted to be a footballer.
    Niall: Footballer or singer.
    Liam: *I wanted to be a fireman.
    Interviewer: I wanted to be a teacher.
    Louis: I wanted to be a criminal.
    Oh Boo Bear :D

  20. Sonny84 Sonny84
    posted a quote
    July 4, 2012 1:51pm UTC
    Gonna be off Witty for two weeks cuz I'm going to Europe. TTYL!

:)

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