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  1. googlelove googlelove
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2013 2:31pm UTC
    "Do you ever
    go up the stairs, but feel evil chasing you so you run like
    there's no tomorrow?"

  2. fightlikeagirl456 fightlikeagirl456
    posted a quote
    October 6, 2012 8:35pm UTC
    There are exactly two reasons I get out of bed every morning
    your smile
    and
    your laugh

  3. Courtneyyy Courtneyyy
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2012 2:38pm UTC
    ℓive
    while
    we're
    young

  4. Moonlightmadness Moonlightmadness
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2012 10:01am UTC
    Why I wear thick, fluffy socks:
    - 1% comfort
    - 1% warmth
    - 98% increased ability to slide across floor like a fricken
    ninja on an invisible surf board


  5. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  6. of_mice_and_lucifer* of_mice_and_lucifer*
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2012 12:20pm UTC
    OH MY FLYING
    WAFFLES
    AHHH
    JSDJKJDSJSDJ
    8R489453F
    teehee. sorry. i'm just a obsessed dedicated fan of 1D...
    Live
    While
    We're
    Young.
    Their neeeeeewwwwww singleeeeee eeep *-*
    sorry i just got on witty so i have no idea if people made a quote about this but i just had to...

  7. of_mice_and_lucifer* of_mice_and_lucifer*
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2012 2:58pm UTC
    I'm tired of being human so i
    decided to be a unicorn...

  8. of_mice_and_lucifer* of_mice_and_lucifer*
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2012 4:19pm UTC
    format by sandrasaurus
    Wanna know why "Shrek" is the best fairytale?
    Cause in some fairytales,
    the princes and princess' are perfect.
    But in Shrek, it teaches us that imperfect people can still have a
    Happy Ending.

    format by sandrasaurus
    nmq .. nmf

  9. cmayl11 cmayl11
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2012 2:07pm UTC
    The freshman girl, oh so shy, sits and watches the sophmore guy.
    The sophmore guy, his head in a whirl, sits and watches the junior girl.
    The junior girl, in her red sedan, sits and watches the senior man.
    But the senior man, all hot and wild, secretely loves the freshman child.
    nmq/nmf

  10. Soccergurll36 Soccergurll36
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2012 2:18am UTC
    Many people will walk in and out of your life,
    but only true friends will leave footprints in your heart<3
    nmf

  11. Little_Monster_12345 Little_Monster_12345
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2012 2:25am UTC
    You don't understand
    -Cutting, unless you're a cutter.
    -Drugs, unless you're a druggie.
    -Suicide,unless you've attempted it.
    -Depression, unless you've felt it.
    -Eating disorders, unless you've had one.
    -Me, unless you've been through what I've been through.

  12. NiallHoranAteMyHeart NiallHoranAteMyHeart
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2012 1:45am UTC
    *When there's a fire*
    Normal people: GET OUT OF THE HOUSE!
    Directioners: WAIT let me get my 1D posters, merch, tops, CDs, dolls and books!!!

  13. onedirection94Harry onedirection94Harry
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2012 12:24am UTC
    Phoebe: What's worth more friends or money?
    Everyone: excluding Monica: FRIENDS!!
    Everyone: looks at Monica
    Monica: friends

  14. of_mice_and_lucifer* of_mice_and_lucifer*
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2012 12:09am UTC
    " ...And I don't know why everybody hates me so much. But... maybe I do. Because now I hate me too. And right now, I really don't see the reason for trying. Or for talking. Or for breathing. I'm just... done. "
    - Cyberbully
    I feel exactly like that some days.

  15. She_Loved_You She_Loved_You
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2012 10:58pm UTC
    The awkward moment
    when you forget your name because you memorized everything about fine dining

  16. MyNameIsAwzome MyNameIsAwzome
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2012 10:51pm UTC
    BriBri27's Story
    "THIS ISN'T SOME SORT OF GAME! THIS IS MY HEART, YOU JERK! IT'S NOT A TOY!" I screamed at Justin. "I-I know, and I'm sorry! She came onto me, not the other way around!" We were fighting because I had walked in on him kissing my best- I mean, ex friend. "Oh, yeah? Then why did you have your hands around her hips?" I yelled. Justin held up his hands. "Look, let me explain-" I pushed him away as he tried to put his hands on my shoulders. "No. You know what? WE'RE THROUGH!" I screached, running out of his house, slamming the door behind me. I was furious. I ran to my friend Cece's house. She consoled me for a few hours. "Hey, you know what you get out of this?" I looked at her with my bloodshot eyes. "A broken heart?" She shook her head. "You get a new best friend who will never hurt you, and a life lesson." I laughed. "It all sounds good. I'd feel better if I watched some TV." I explained, picking up the remote. "...In latest news, Justin Bieber was found dead by his mother when she came home. He had hung himself. He wrote a note saying the following: 'I cannot live with myself anymore. I know I am young, but I hurt the only one I love to the extent where she won't forgive me, no matter what. I lost the only thing I lived for. I having nothing else. Goodbye.' He was found just ten minutes ago, a short time, yes. But still long enough for him to asphyxiate. He will be missed." I shut off the TV, turning to face Cece. "What have I done?" I asked, tears pouring from my eyes.
    BriBri asked for a tradgedy with JB, so here ya go. I hope you like it. Bye!~
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  17. luv2flip910 luv2flip910
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2012 10:56pm UTC
    your the apple to my pie your the straw to my berry your the smoke to my high your the one i wanna marry


  18. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  19. Strawberry4520 Strawberry4520
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2012 8:19pm UTC
    Hello, I am
    Me.
    format credit: halfempty

  20. livelovelaughforever livelovelaughforever
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2012 8:28pm UTC
    Self-harmer problem #151
    promising somebody you'll stop, then breaking it the first chance you get.
    Tumblr

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