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  1. Sofie101 Sofie101
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2012 8:34am UTC
    mom: you think these band members have nice hair and fashion now but in 20 years time, you will look at these photos and be like-
    me: look children, its your father!
    mom: what
    me:
    mom:
    me: what
    .

  2. Sofie101 Sofie101
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2012 5:40pm UTC
    i wish we could go back to when we were little kids and we were joint at the hip, when you knew every detail about me :')
    i still know every last little thing about you.
    like what?
    your name is lottie. you're 14 years old. you love skateboarding, video games and have a wierd obsession with neon coloured skinny jeans. you love one direction with all your heart. you're 5'5 in height. you've suffered from depression. you love dogs. you're hilarious. you're absolutely beautiful even if you don't believe it, which you should;) you have greenish blue eyes. you can play the guitar. you want to meet ed sheeran and the midnight beast. you want to marry harry styles. you can beat me at every video game i own, even if you are a girl;) you love wearing my hats. you love sleeping and eating. you own 8 pairs of converse. you bite your lip a lot. you have your belly button pierced because you moaned to me for exactly 2 hours and 36 minutes about how much it hurt at the shop. you have a gorgeous smile. you think you're socially awquard. you love turtles & thats about all i know :D
    omfg you know more than me D':
    and i love you more than you think. will you go out with me? ♥:)
    true story. happened an hour ago♥

  3. Sofie101 Sofie101
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2012 3:25pm UTC
    sleepovers become wild parties,
    juice becomes alcohol,
    candy becomes drugs,
    butter knifes become razor blades,
    scraped knees become slit wrists,
    death becomes a trend,
    love becomes real,
    2+2 becomes 2x(5+7)6=5x/78,
    timeouts become detentions,
    training bras become pushups,
    pyjamas become lingerie,
    kisses become séx,
    bikes become cars,
    society becomes crap,
    everything becomes impossible,
    trust becomes nonexistent,
    nice girls become mean,
    we became something we said we never would,
    goodbyes become forever,
    cooties become broken hearts,
    now tell me again why we wanted to grow up so fast?

  4. Sofie101 Sofie101
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2012 3:04pm UTC
    It takes a million compliments to build you up,
    And one insult to send it all crashing down.

  5. Sofie101 Sofie101
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2012 11:35am UTC
    Harry Styles Interview June 2012
    Interviewer: I bet you wouldn't date an ugly girl!
    Harry: No. No I wouldn't. Because there is no such thing.

  6. Sofie101 Sofie101
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2012 1:27pm UTC
    How I Think Summer Is Going To Be:
    Tanning, Sunglasses, Short Shorts, Dares, Late Nights, Sleeping In, Perfect Hair, Belly Tops, Ice Cream, Slush Puppies, Kissing, Boyfriends, Parties, Concerts.
    How Summer Is Going To Be:
    Witty, Tumblr, Texting, Eating, Talking To Friends, Messy Buns, TV, Movies, Friends Over, Spending Time With Pets.

  7. Sofie101 Sofie101
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2012 1:09pm UTC
    Liam Payne is in a relationship with Disney.
    ♥ 1 minutes ago · Like · Comment · See Friendship

  8. Sofie101 Sofie101
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2012 1:06pm UTC
    Louis Tomlinson is in a relationship with TOMS.
    ♥ 1 minutes ago · Like · Comment · See Friendship

  9. Sofie101 Sofie101
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2012 1:03pm UTC
    Harry Styles is in a relationship with Cats.
    ♥ 1 minutes ago · Like · Comment · See Friendship

  10. Sofie101 Sofie101
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    June 18, 2012 1:01pm UTC
    Niall Horan is in a relationship with Food.
    ♥ 1 minutes ago · Like · Comment · See Friendship

  11. Sofie101 Sofie101
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2012 12:38pm UTC
    Zayn Malik is in a relationship with Himself.
    ♥ 1 minutes ago · Like · Comment · See Friendship

  12. Sofie101 Sofie101
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2012 9:34am UTC
    Friend 1: Omg I'm going to the cinema today!
    Friend 2: Omg I'm going bowling today!
    Friend 3: Omg I'm going to a party today!
    Friend 4: Omg I'm going shopping today!
    Me: Omg I'm going to the kitchen today! BEAT THAT BISHES!

  13. Sofie101 Sofie101
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2012 6:43pm UTC
    friday nights;
    Expection; I'M GONNA GO PARTY, DRINK AS MUCH AS I LIKE AND GET OFF WITH 21 BOYS IN COUNTING 'COS YOLO!
    Reality; I'M GONNA PUT MY LEFT EARPHONE IN THE RIGHT EAR AND VISE VERSA, BLOG 100 PHOTOS AND WEAR MY SOCKS TO BED 'COS THEN AGAIN, YOLO!

:)

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